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Wellkome in my first AAR about Kurland.

All settings are normal with no luky nations.

My goals are to defeat Prussia,to kontrol the Baltik lands,to kolonize and to make some humor.

INTRODUKTION

Hello dear guests,wellkome in our wonderful land.

As you see the Latin alphabet has 26 letters.We here in Kurland only use the 25 of them.

Our kulture is the glorious Old Prussian...wait a sek:eek:
If we are Old Prussians then who are the New Prussians?
I think it's those stupid Teutons south of us that kall themselves Prussians.

Anyway since they kan't attak us we will just kall ourselves Prussians.
So our kulture is the glorious Prussian.

Our king is The Grandmasters.

But bekause we find it stupid to kall A KING THE GRANDMASTERS we dekided to kall him The Grand Master to make him look kool and mysterious.:cool:
 
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Thiz iz gona be great! :rofl:
 

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and the grandmaster is over 160 years old now :D
 

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So you first created a thread to get help on "How to play Kurland" and then you're making an AAR about it? :rofl:

E: AAAGGHHH Use 'c's instead of 'k's! Introduktion just sounds so stupid :p.
 

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nice

never read sukh a hillarious AAR
 

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This seems fun.
 

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So you first created a thread to get help on "How to play Kurland" and then you're making an AAR about it? :rofl:

E: AAAGGHHH Use 'c's instead of 'k's! Introduktion just sounds so stupid :p.
I had the idea to make a Kurland AAR but I wanted to take some strategies before.
I am not going to use 'c's because it makes the AAR look unique and hillarious.
 

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Part 1:Getting started

Our first move was to gather allies to attak Riga.

Herald #1:My King Meklenburg akkepted our offer to enter into a military alliance.
GM:Yay.:rofl:
Herald #2:My King Pommerania
GM:Akkepted our offer to enter into a military allianke?:D
H#2:No,they rejekted it.
GM:Guards,exekute him.
H#2:But it's not my fault.Please show some merky.Aaaagh.:(
Suddenly the skies open and a mysterious voike starts talking.
God:Thou shallt have a Royal Marriage with Denmark.
GM:What?Why?I don't understand.
Zitanier:God has been made klear to you:Royal Marriage with Denmark.
The skies klosed again and the people of Kurland were left astonished.
GM:That was God?:eek:
Suddenly a third herald pops up.
Herald #3:My King Spain has had the Pope kall for a krusade against Maya.
Everybody still shoked by the sudden appearanke of God ignored herald #3
GM:Ok.Now leave.
H#3: (I just brought them the news of the year and they just ignore me?)

Later in the evening.
Zit:My king,why don't you want to pass the Anti-piraky akt?
GM:Bekause I like pirates of the Karribean.:(
Zit:But my king,they are in Karribean not in the Baltik Sea.
GM:And if they kome,will we have to arrest them?:(
Zit:No,we will let them steal our ships and our harbors.
GM:Ok then.:D

Zit: (I was just joking.Of kourse we will arrest those bastards.:mad:)
 
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I see several c's in there. What is this?
 

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Just use ctrl-f for c, and see if there are any in your entries.
 

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Part 2:Time for Aktion

I want you for the Kurland army.


Zit:My lord I gathered 1000 men and I hired 1000 Spanish soldiers

GM:Good.Now let's attak Riga bekause um bekause they didn't did us anything but anyway let's attak them.

Herald:My King Meklenburg refused to join our just and noble war.
They should kount themselves luky that we are busy at the moment.
GM: (Aktually the last thing I want to do is to fight Meklenburg.)

The almighty army of Kurland attaked Riga and defeated their pitiful army.
But I forgot to take piktures.:eek:o

While sieging Riga soething really sad happened.
Our king died!

Well at least our new monark has a normal name.

Anyway bak to Riga our great army kaptured the kastle.Now Riga is ours.



But unfortunately some peasant rebels are sieging Kurland.They are 3000 and we are below 2000.

So in order to protekt ourselves from...ourselves we akkepted their demands.(Which they kould politely ask from us.Instead of sieging our Kapital.)
 
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Awesome AAR, it's funny in a unique kind of way. I'll be interested to see what happens to Kurland and the true Prussians.