Part 1:Your Hoch against my Hokh.
Ernst Johann: I dekided that I will attak Riga to show that I have the
hokhest Hokh in the hood.
Advisor:My king, what are you talking about?We don't have a Hokh.And Hokh is an adjektive.
EJ:Shut up!
The war started!
1K of Rigans attaked us and we started rekruiting a regiment.
We defeated them easily.
Then we moved to their kity where we fought another one regiment.
And another one.(Damn, those Rigans are stubborn.)
And another one.(Fortunately this war their last regiment.)
While our army was busy sieging Riga we took a very happy message:
Messenger:My lord, we have a heir to the throne!
EJ:You mean that we have the new EU3 expansion?
Messenger:No, I mean that you have a son.
EJ:And you made all this way for this pointless message?Get lost before I order my soldiers to kill you.
Later an diplomat from fake Prussia kame to our kingdom and offered us an allianke.
We akkepted their offer.
Riga finally got defeated.Now it's time fight the mighty Hansamen.