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All settings are normal and the luky nations are off.

INTRODUKTION

As you remember we here in Kurland use only the 25 letters of the Latin alphabet.
As you also remember we are the true Prussians and those Teutons that kall themselves Prussians are fake.
This time our King is Ernst Johann Plater
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He has no legal Heir at the moment.
 
Hilarious! So you're bakk from the glorious Krusade against Akeh?:D
 
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The kings name is Johann!!!!!!

Its almost like my name!!

On another hand: CCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCC:rofl:
 
Part 1:Your Hoch against my Hokh.

Ernst Johann: I dekided that I will attak Riga to show that I have the hokhest Hokh in the hood.
Advisor:My king, what are you talking about?We don't have a Hokh.And Hokh is an adjektive.
EJ:Shut up!
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The war started!
1K of Rigans attaked us and we started rekruiting a regiment.
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We defeated them easily.
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Then we moved to their kity where we fought another one regiment.
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And another one.(Damn, those Rigans are stubborn.)
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And another one.(Fortunately this war their last regiment.)
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While our army was busy sieging Riga we took a very happy message:
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Messenger:My lord, we have a heir to the throne!
EJ:You mean that we have the new EU3 expansion?
Messenger:No, I mean that you have a son.
EJ:And you made all this way for this pointless message?Get lost before I order my soldiers to kill you.
Later an diplomat from fake Prussia kame to our kingdom and offered us an allianke.
We akkepted their offer.
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Riga finally got defeated.Now it's time fight the mighty Hansamen.
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Part 2:War against the Hansamen

After we annexed Riga, we made it our National fokus.
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A few days later Holstein offered us allianke.We konsider them gay but we akkepted their offer.
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3000 Hansamen attaked Riga.
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We rekruited some more merkenaries.3000 more Hansamen kame to Riga.
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We made a desperate attak to save Riga but we got defeated badly.
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We were desperate at that moment...when we suddenly got an idea:We will annual all treaties with fake Prussia and Holstein!
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Those fools from Hansa akkepted our offer.