Part 3: Diplomaky
Right after we annualed treaties with Holstein and fake Prussia, we took the following message:
We akkepted their offer.
Then our king was taken to vote on Reikhsreform.
Messenger: In this year of our blah 1562 blah our blah blah August von Wettin blah blah Holy Roman Empire blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah Reforming blah blah blah blah feudal rights blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah.
What is your position on the Reikhsreform?
EJ: Um... I agree.(Damn that guy was quite boring.I almost fell asleep while he was talking.)
Messenger: With whikh position?
EJ: Ehm... we must protekt our feudal rights!
Messeger:Ok, thank you sir.
Later, our God gave us a mission.
Ernst Johann Plater went to his little sister to announke her the ''good news''.
EJ: Hey Julia you are getting married.
Julia: What are you talking about?
EJ: I dekided that you will marry the prinke of fake Prussia.
Julia: But I don't want to marry him.
EJ: It's a mission from God.If I do this I will lose 1.00 infamy.
Julia: You will lose 1.00 infamy for forking your sister to marry somebody she doesn't like?
EJ: You deny God's superiority?
Julia: How do I know that he gave you that mission?
Ernst Johann and Julia were fighting for many days but in the end Julia akkepted to marry the fake Prussian prinke.
A few days later, fake Prussia offered us an allianke.
We akkepted.