Kul-Pox, the insane hot shot

[Colwolf77]

{Kul-Pox and Ducky get shouted into Commander Gruel's office}
Gruel: Don't screw around with me Kul-Pox. You're a hell of an instinctive pilot. Maybe too good. I'd like to bust your butt but I can't. I got another problem here. I gotta send somebody from this squadron to Shabturiss. I gotta do something here, I still can't believe it. I gotta give you your dream shot! I'm gonna send you up against the best. You two characters are going to Space Top Gun.

{A while later in Shabturiss}
Ducky: What are you doing? You're going towards them! turn around!
Kul-Pox: I'm bringing them in closer, Ducky.
Ducky: You're gonna do what!?

Gruel: Kul-Pox!! Nooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!

Gruel: Gutsiest move I ever saw, Kul.

 

[Dr_Creeptor]

What is this. What have you done.

 

[Colwolf77]

What is this. What have you done.

This is a tribute to one of the gutsiest pilots out there, some say he's an insane genius, others just say he's plain insane. Either way he's got some big brass balls.

 

[SgtSmuckers]

This is a tribute to one of the gutsiest pilots out there, some say he's an insane genius, others just say he's plain insane. Either way he's got some big brass balls.

*Gonads*

 

[Tilderabbit]

Now I want a Kul-Pox space buddy cop movie. Perhaps in an alternate universe, where different alien races are already friends, Mercedes Romero could be his partner.