The Maidenly Adventures of Queen Judith
As told with many pictures. And few words.
(the quality is low because there's a lot of them. pictures that is. the low quality of the words is all my fault though.)
1420 - 1423
The king of Ireland declared war on an Irish vassal of the Danish duke of Alexandria who is, oddly enough, actually the ruler of Egypt.
And that got Aragon involved because of an alliance with Ireland I forgot we had, which is handy because we're trying to conquer all of Africa anyway.
Yeah.
Long story short: if I hear 'Blazej Knýtling, you're a
genius!' one more time, I'm going to scream.
At least I can still understand our battle plans.
Let's see. Those armies in Tunisia are. . . huh, are they coming or going? And who are those green guys? What's that guy in Djerbe doing?
Does this mean we're winning? I think we're winning.
We won! I mean, of course we won.
I am the queen, after all. This is what I do. There's way more to me than a pretty face.
I happen to have a very nice body, for example.
Here are a bunch of Egyptian provinces I didn't know we had.
They are ordered to mobilize and seize Alexandria at once.
The plan was. . . oh, wow. That didn't take long at all.
I need more vassals like these guys!
Aleksander of Pommerania has a vassal in Libya, so he's next on the agenda.
I use my diplomatic legs on him until he agrees to be my vassal.
That leaves just one province separating my Algerian kingdom from my Egyptian kingdom.
He refuses to succumb to my diplomatic legs, so I grab his claim.
You can make a vassal do anything once you have him by the claims.
Curiously, none of my vassals are upset about my bad reputation.
I think there's a life lesson to be learned here.
In fact, once my reputation improves a year later. . .
. . . people start leaving me.
I guess even schismatic, suicidal schizoprehnics prefer bad girls.
The conclusion of the African adventure leaves Aragon in a position of great strength and Judith with a restless populace. A cooling-off period emerges when she declines to involve herself in an Gaelic civil war and instead surveys the problems in her life: Manuel, the so-called Knýtling emperor; the pope; Blazej, her perverted chancellor. All of these problems are addressed one way or another, and Judith takes her first baby steps into a wider world, as the adventures of Judith Knýtling continue!