Oh, hear, oh hear!
This weeks leader reward goes to Bob, for his heartbreaking (not) story about Crazy Ivan and his mother.
This weeks leader reward goes to Bob, for his heartbreaking (not) story about Crazy Ivan and his mother.
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Dudes,
After some peace-drumming with my brother in France, Portugal and France has come to an agreement. As a start, the French king buys some peaceloving spices from Portugal for 261 ducats.
Let love rule
Abdelkar
After some peace-drumming with my brother in France, Portugal and France has come to an agreement. As a start, the French king buys some peaceloving spices from Portugal for 261 ducats.
Let love rule
Abdelkar
cobjor said:
Thank you all, I would like to take this oppurtunity to thank my mother, my father and all my friends who stood by me on this long path to world domination
*wipes a tear from his eye*
+1 shock please
we are happy to announce that 10years NAP is signed between
1. POLAND/LITHUANIA
2. SWEDEN
jan grabovitz X
1. POLAND/LITHUANIA
2. SWEDEN
jan grabovitz X
Brothers!
Since the Spanish king is a good fella, I will give him - if he wants it - my tradepost in Louga (idnr 801)*. And dudes, keep on druming for peace! /Abdelkar
If you don´t want the tradepost Joohoo, just decline the offer
EDIT: Louga - thought it was Senegal first :wacko: .
Since the Spanish king is a good fella, I will give him - if he wants it - my tradepost in Louga (idnr 801)*. And dudes, keep on druming for peace! /Abdelkar
If you don´t want the tradepost Joohoo, just decline the offer
EDIT: Louga - thought it was Senegal first :wacko: .
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The Duke of Brandenburg notices that city of Bremen entered our possessions, while the coastal prov of VorPommern was asked by swedish King to make more safe the Baltic Sea. The Mecklemburg County isn't considered by Us as subject of future discussions.
The Duke wishes future good relationships with our HRE Emperor and already accepted the situation about annexed provs of Kingdom of Bohemia. Also He only remembers his promise about NL growing in central Europe ...
The Duke wishes future good relationships with our HRE Emperor and already accepted the situation about annexed provs of Kingdom of Bohemia. Also He only remembers his promise about NL growing in central Europe ...
grabah said:
What the hell!!!!!, bah looks like Russia will have to crush Poland by itself.
Jamala, for some reason I don't have your ICQ.
However, some time ago you said you wanted a NAP for 10 years with OE and Venice. The Sultan accepts this NAP if it is still wanted by Austria.
Signed,
Caelin Elessedil
Sultan of the Ottoman Empire
However, some time ago you said you wanted a NAP for 10 years with OE and Venice. The Sultan accepts this NAP if it is still wanted by Austria.
Signed,
Caelin Elessedil
Sultan of the Ottoman Empire
Dr Bob said:What the hell!!!!!, bah looks like Russia will have to crush Poland by itself.
LOL
Like that is going to be hard for you :rofl:
Dr Bob said:It makes me look less evil if I have an accomplice
So.. shall we? I'm sure it looks less evil if Russia and OE gang Poland TOGETHER than apart :rofl:
[Deep voice: And now for a brief pre-view for our next session, over to our commentators for next session – mr D. Evil and mr D. Emon – yours truly, our most hated – Damien & Damien!]
[Audience cheers]
D.Evil: Welcome back to Hell-tv!
D.Emon: Tonight we will follow the next episode of the battle of humans [*spits on the floor*] on planet X59487F.
D.Evil: As you might remember, a bunch of “humies”…
[Audience: Boooooooooooooooooooo!]
D.Evil: …fights for the title of “King of Newbies” or something like that.
D.Emon: Like that is something to fight for.
D.Evil: True. *shrughs*
D.Emon: Anyway, a new session is coming up.
D.Evil: What did you think of the last session?
D.Emon: Last sessions was not bad.
D.Evil: I agree. Some nice wars, but only one loooonngg baaaaaaaaad war.
D.Emon: Got to admire the Poles who kept on fighting! Thats a lot of blood there!
[Audience chants: Blood, blood, blood!!!]
D.Evil: Any other wars?
D.Emon: Well, first we had a war between Ottoman Empire and Venice vs. Austria and company.
D.Evil: Yeah, Austria got stomped. Ouch.
D.Emon: Yeah, the un-holy alliance....
D.Evil: Which is soooooooooo goood... Yummie, un-holy.....
D.Emon: Right!
[D.Emon & D.Evil: Muhahahahahahah….]
D.Evil: Anyway, the alliance between Ottoman Empire and Venice is strong. However, when they have feasted upon Austria and maybe Spain, where will they turn next?
D.Emon: You mean, there might be a war between some old "friends"? A war between the former members of the un-holy alliance?
D.Evil: Yeap.
D.Emon: That is just soo bad. I like it.
D.Evil: You like that? Wait, then I have something better for you and all our viewers!
D.Emon: Tell us!
D.Evil: We had a backstab last session!
[Audience cheers]
D.Emon: A backstab……
[Deep voice whispering: Backstab……..]
[Audience, excited: More, more, more…..]
D.Evil: Yes. The Netherland didnt help their master Austria, instead they broke the vassalship and hit Austria in the back!
D.Emon: A-b-s-e--lu-t-e-l-y l-o-v-e-l-y
D.Evil: Damien, you mean baaaaad - this is after all – Hell-tv!
[Audience laughts..…]
D.Emon: Right you are. So what is going to happen next session?
D.Evil: Hard to tell. We’re hoping for some more nasty wars!
D.Emon: Tell us more!
D.Evil: Well, northen Europe is kind of crowded. A lot of people seems to have an interest in some north-german provinces.
D.Emon: Poor Brandenburg.
D.Evil: Bah, beating on a weak one is just what we like!
D.Emon: True you are!
D.Evil: But didnt England say something about helping Brandenburg?
D.Emon: I think so. That means another force that meddles into Germany. Great. The more warlords in on place, the more battles - and above all - much looting and plunder!
D.Evil: Sweet music to my ears!
D.Emon: But that might leave the Netherlands all squeesed in between England and Brandenburg.
D.Evil: Could do, could do. Interesting.
D.Emon: Who will they ally?
D.Evil: Hard to tell. Sweden? England? France? Or even Austria?
D.Emon: Exiting times.
D.Emon: What else?
D.Evil: Well, as it looks, France has made a turn - over and has allied Spain.
D.Emon: Didnt they have a fight last session?
D.Evil: True. Ahhhh, alliance changing all the time. Like it.
D.Emon: Right you are. But hey, what is Sweden up to with Denmark? No annexation yet?!?
D.Evil: Sources say that Sweden tried but failed. Look, Denmark is not a vassal of Sweden anymore.
D.Emon: Ahhh, well maybe we will see some AI-bashing then. Maybe just not Sweden wants a peace of Denmark.
D.Evil: Yeah, I have seen other countries cast an eye on Denmark. Could be, could be.
D.Emon: Russia then?
D.Evil: Bah, the Russian hordes seems to focus on the Poles. However, wonder if or when the alliance between Russia and Sweden will last?
D.Emon: You mean?
D.Evil: Well, when Sweden has feasted upon Denmark and Russia has given the Poles a hell - I mean heaven - what happens then?
D.Emon: Good question. Over to Spain then. Any ideas?
D.Evil: Hard to tell. He has some.... strained.... finances now. Bah, nothing seems to happen there. France then?
D.Evil: Hmmmm..... Not against Spain. Austria? The Netherlands? England?
D.Emon: Or just be at peace?
D.Evil: That is so baaaaaad!
D.Emon: Right, Damien. Just like Portugal.
[Audience: Booooooooooooo.........]
D.Evil: Which is disgusting.
D.Emon: Right, Damien, absolutely disgusting.
[Deep voice: This is, after all, Hell-tv. We will be back shortly, after the commercials….]
*Inspired by Peter Ebbesens “Hour of Power”
[Audience cheers]
D.Evil: Welcome back to Hell-tv!
D.Emon: Tonight we will follow the next episode of the battle of humans [*spits on the floor*] on planet X59487F.
D.Evil: As you might remember, a bunch of “humies”…
[Audience: Boooooooooooooooooooo!]
D.Evil: …fights for the title of “King of Newbies” or something like that.
D.Emon: Like that is something to fight for.
D.Evil: True. *shrughs*
D.Emon: Anyway, a new session is coming up.
D.Evil: What did you think of the last session?
D.Emon: Last sessions was not bad.
D.Evil: I agree. Some nice wars, but only one loooonngg baaaaaaaaad war.
D.Emon: Got to admire the Poles who kept on fighting! Thats a lot of blood there!
[Audience chants: Blood, blood, blood!!!]
D.Evil: Any other wars?
D.Emon: Well, first we had a war between Ottoman Empire and Venice vs. Austria and company.
D.Evil: Yeah, Austria got stomped. Ouch.
D.Emon: Yeah, the un-holy alliance....
D.Evil: Which is soooooooooo goood... Yummie, un-holy.....
D.Emon: Right!
[D.Emon & D.Evil: Muhahahahahahah….]
D.Evil: Anyway, the alliance between Ottoman Empire and Venice is strong. However, when they have feasted upon Austria and maybe Spain, where will they turn next?
D.Emon: You mean, there might be a war between some old "friends"? A war between the former members of the un-holy alliance?
D.Evil: Yeap.
D.Emon: That is just soo bad. I like it.
D.Evil: You like that? Wait, then I have something better for you and all our viewers!
D.Emon: Tell us!
D.Evil: We had a backstab last session!
[Audience cheers]
D.Emon: A backstab……
[Deep voice whispering: Backstab……..]
[Audience, excited: More, more, more…..]
D.Evil: Yes. The Netherland didnt help their master Austria, instead they broke the vassalship and hit Austria in the back!
D.Emon: A-b-s-e--lu-t-e-l-y l-o-v-e-l-y
D.Evil: Damien, you mean baaaaad - this is after all – Hell-tv!
[Audience laughts..…]
D.Emon: Right you are. So what is going to happen next session?
D.Evil: Hard to tell. We’re hoping for some more nasty wars!
D.Emon: Tell us more!
D.Evil: Well, northen Europe is kind of crowded. A lot of people seems to have an interest in some north-german provinces.
D.Emon: Poor Brandenburg.
D.Evil: Bah, beating on a weak one is just what we like!
D.Emon: True you are!
D.Evil: But didnt England say something about helping Brandenburg?
D.Emon: I think so. That means another force that meddles into Germany. Great. The more warlords in on place, the more battles - and above all - much looting and plunder!
D.Evil: Sweet music to my ears!
D.Emon: But that might leave the Netherlands all squeesed in between England and Brandenburg.
D.Evil: Could do, could do. Interesting.
D.Emon: Who will they ally?
D.Evil: Hard to tell. Sweden? England? France? Or even Austria?
D.Emon: Exiting times.
D.Emon: What else?
D.Evil: Well, as it looks, France has made a turn - over and has allied Spain.
D.Emon: Didnt they have a fight last session?
D.Evil: True. Ahhhh, alliance changing all the time. Like it.
D.Emon: Right you are. But hey, what is Sweden up to with Denmark? No annexation yet?!?
D.Evil: Sources say that Sweden tried but failed. Look, Denmark is not a vassal of Sweden anymore.
D.Emon: Ahhh, well maybe we will see some AI-bashing then. Maybe just not Sweden wants a peace of Denmark.
D.Evil: Yeah, I have seen other countries cast an eye on Denmark. Could be, could be.
D.Emon: Russia then?
D.Evil: Bah, the Russian hordes seems to focus on the Poles. However, wonder if or when the alliance between Russia and Sweden will last?
D.Emon: You mean?
D.Evil: Well, when Sweden has feasted upon Denmark and Russia has given the Poles a hell - I mean heaven - what happens then?
D.Emon: Good question. Over to Spain then. Any ideas?
D.Evil: Hard to tell. He has some.... strained.... finances now. Bah, nothing seems to happen there. France then?
D.Evil: Hmmmm..... Not against Spain. Austria? The Netherlands? England?
D.Emon: Or just be at peace?
D.Evil: That is so baaaaaad!
D.Emon: Right, Damien. Just like Portugal.
[Audience: Booooooooooooo.........]
D.Evil: Which is disgusting.
D.Emon: Right, Damien, absolutely disgusting.
[Deep voice: This is, after all, Hell-tv. We will be back shortly, after the commercials….]
*Inspired by Peter Ebbesens “Hour of Power”
Spain says no to the offer about Senegal. Explanation: We don't want more level 1 colonies.
Joohoo Bushman thanks the Portugal king and could maybe buy some spices instead?
Joohoo Bushman thanks the Portugal king and could maybe buy some spices instead?
Cool man! However, it is a level 1 tradepost (in Louga). Brother, you can have it later if you wish! Spices? Well, my Italian friends - from Sicily, you know - tell my that you could have some for free. If you like the test and feel the urge for some more - and you will man, they are really good - then you could buy some more.Joohoo said:Spain says no to the offer about Senegal. Explanation: We don't want more level 1 colonies.
Keep those drums hot /Abdelkar
D.Evil and D. Emon, old comrades of mine. Thanks!
Ozzeh, Portugal is not disgusting. You shouldnt belive in everything you see on TV!
Ozzeh, Portugal is not disgusting. You shouldnt belive in everything you see on TV!
cobjor said:D.Evil and D. Emon, old comrades of mine. Thanks!
Ozzeh, Portugal is not disgusting. You shouldnt belive in everything you see on TV!
Dammit. So the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles arent real either?
Man, they DO exist. I have seen them several times in my garden, playing around amongst the weed. Flower-Power for ever! /Abdelkar