Kingdom Stage : Diplomacy and Murder

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This is the thread where we can put treaty, AARs and other things like that.

Particularly, I'll put your successfull actions here. not all of course. Murder action (unless you're caught) won't be posted here However, every action that might be heard in the street, courts etc. will be posted.

 

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Actions for August 31

News around the world

• Russia is claiming Kurland! A diplomat have been tortured.

• Ottomans found a company in Thrace. Rumors says it is a moderatly successfull experiment.

• Spain found a company in Toledo. Ducats are flowing in like a river.

• Rumors of bureaucratic control in Tago. Peasants are imprisoned.

• Rumors of bureaucratic control in Austria. A Noble refuse to pay.

• France is claiming Lorraine and Savoy! Rumors talk about false documents.

 

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Indeed, this is outrageous, what kind of false documents and lies has been produced in Paris, that thay claim an independent and sovereign princedom of Lorraine?
I call you, French king, to show up your "evidence", so whole Europe could see your web made of lies and deception .
I want to state, that Lorraine is the sovering principality and also a part of Holy Roman Empire, and thus its independence is guaranteed by Holy Roman Emperor, who happens to be me , so any actions against this princedom will be met with swift and violent action of a whole Empire.

 

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recent news from Swedish ambassadors speak of a possible power vacuum in Northern Germany, as the Fraese dynasty is dead in Brandenburg. Sweden will rush to fill that void and protect the northern Germans.

 

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sweden is kindly warned not to mistake baltic people for germans and start protecting them also. It is well known that poland is mother country for all the balts and therfore any proection needed by them shall be provided by poland.
As far as german provinces are concerned we belive it is internal matter of holy roman empire as well as Lorraine problem.

 

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The Sultan of the Ottoman Empire agrees that the protection german provinces should be an internal matter for the HRE. The Sultan however extends his hand to any people that feels oppressed by unjust rulers, as any benevolent ruler should do. The Sultan trusts the HRE, France, Sweden and Poland will not resort to aggresive behaviour in northern germany, the baltic or anywhere else.

 

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Russian diplomacy...



Mwhahahahahahahaha, it all belongs to russia, surrender it now or face the consquences, all of Germany up to Vienna and Lorraine has now been claimed for the mighty Czar for the good of the Russian people.

Under my rule the germans will be conscripted into the army or sent to the happy mines, anyone who stands in the Inspectors way will be crushed beneath the weight of technologically backward but very numerous Russian serfs.

 

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Russian diplomacy...



Mwhahahahahahahaha, it all belongs to russia, surrender it now or face the consquences, all of Germany up to Vienna and Lorraine has now been claimed for the mighty Czar for the good of the Russian people.

Under my rule the germans will be conscripted into the army or sent to the salt mines, anyone who stand in the Inspectors way will be crushed beneath the weight of technologically backward but very numerous Russian serfs.

The Sultan hopes the Czar is joking. If not, the Sultan calls upon all northern nations to ally and vanquish this threat in the name of freedom!

 

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The Portugese king is puzzled. Shall the Czar vanquish himself?

The Sultan can understand how the King of Portugal might find it unnecessary to look at a map of northern Europe. This being the case, the Sultan sees no trouble at all in explaining it to the King. You see, when we say northern nations, Sweden, Denmark, Brandenburg, Poland own provinces well above the central equator of Europe and so are included as well as Russia.

 

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The Sultan can understand how the King of Portugal might find it unnecessary to look at a map of northern Europe. This being the case, the Sultan sees no trouble at all in explaining it to the King. You see, when we say northern nations, Sweden, Denmark, Brandenburg, Poland own provinces well above the central equator of Europe and so are included as well as Russia.

The king of Portugal has just sacked his advisors and ordered a new pair of glasses. The Sultans first post was wrongly read

Lots of edits here, the kings remark was not that bad after all. Now it is the Sultan that calls upon....

 

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Ozzeh what Cobjor is pointing out is that the Czar will not call upon all northern nations to vanquish the Czar, see...

Also the Czar does say that his blatant expansionist policies are not in fact product of a lust for power and sheer brutality present in his nature, but he says that the world must be united to face the obvious evil emanating from the once proud city of Constantinople, now mutated by the dark magic of the Others. The Czar would hope that all would peacefully combine under the Russian flag to fight this threat to Humanity but he recognises that some may have been blackmailed by the aliens and so he must unite Humankind with the sword to hold back the demonspawn.

 

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You send off free people to the salt mines and still you say the evil comes from Constantinople?

And by the way, we Others are not aliens. Actually, we inhabited the Earth long before humans did.

 

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You send off free people to the salt mines and still you say the evil comes from Constantinople?

Ummm, ummm wait a sec *deletes earlier post*

The earlier statement has been amended and the Czar still believes that Serfdom and Poverty is the natural state for his peasants so he is guarnteing them eternal life in Heaven for their sufferances on this earth

 

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Well, considering your Church is still being run from Constantinople at this point, I don't think you can guarentee them that

 

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Well, considering your Church is still being run from Constantinople at this point, I don't think you can guarentee them that

OWNED BOB!!!! :rofl:

 

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Bah I'll get you all, stupid dumb Orthodox religion, damn you *incomprehensible muttering*

I'll get that happy event where I get greek culture and cores everywhere, then you'll see, you'll all see mwhahahahaha

 

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Bah I'll get you all, stupid dumb Orthodox religion, damn you *incomprehensible muttering*

I'll get that happy event where I get greek culture and cores everywhere, then you'll see, you'll all see mwhahahahaha

Heretic, go back to the Catholic faith, you silly kniggit!

 

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OWNED BOB!!!! :rofl:

*gets a feeling of general satisfaction*

EDIT - By the way, that 'happy' event where you get greek culture and those cores DOES require that you select the option "No we need Constantinople to lead the True Faith" :rofl:

 

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*gets a feeling of general satisfaction*

EDIT - By the way, that 'happy' event where you get greek culture and those cores DOES require that you select the option "No we need Constantinople to lead the True Faith" :rofl:

BURNED!!!

 

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*goes into a corner and cries*