King Arthur II Holidays Competition!

[dannie]

It might sound shocking, but even Fomorians celebrate Christmas. What do you think they will give King Arthur as a gift this year? The funniest answer will win a copy of King Arthur II: The Role-playing War-game upon release. Submit your answer in this thread before Jan 1st to have a chance to win the game.

Happy Holidays!

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[unmerged(380944)]

Sincerely I think the Formorians are just a little stingy xD If they will send a leaf it's enough

 

[MrKeep]

Hmmm, I think there was a great musician who heard the echoes of the coming Fomorian return some years ago. She wrote a song, that many of you surely know:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DMYm1LL-E5Y

"We've been rambling all the night
and sometime of this day
Now returning back again
we bring a garland gay."

And if that song was inspired (maybe unknowingly) by the Fomorians, my bet is that they will give a beautiful garland to King Arthur as a gift!

 

[unmerged(269001)]

If they could, they should gift him a Time Machine, implying that they could exist, and then we could enter our answer before Dec 1st .. "Submit your answer in this thread before Dec 1st to have a chance to win the game."

 

[KomodoWaran]

Submit your answer in this thread before Dec 1st to have a chance to win the game.

Disregard the timestamp, I'm posting this on the 23rd of November via wormhole.

And the answer is:

Cabbage soup. It's good for you.

 

[Lord Finga]

Some Formorians argueing about what to gift Arthur: "As we are known to be very close to nature we may gift Arthur some of the finest vine of Ireland for him to drink out of his best crystal - wait, we don't have vineyards here in Ireland? Are you sure? Damn! Well, then... I bet one may also drink some fresh warm (not to forget healthy!^^) goat milk out of the holy grail. Inappropriate, you say?

Then what about a wooden massive yacht? Who wouldn't want a massive yacht?"

[video=youtube;sdi6E-qzS1c]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sdi6E-qzS1c[/video]

 

[blacksmith]

A programmer was walking along the beach when he found a lamp. Upon rubbing the lamp a genie appeared who stated "I am the most powerful genie in the world. I can grant you any wish you want, but only one wish."

The programmer pulled out a map of the Mediterranean area and said "I'd like there to be a just and last peace among the people in the middle east."

The genie responded, "Gee, I don't know. Those people have been fighting since the beginning of time. I can do just about anything, but this is beyond my limits."

The programmer then said, "Well, I am a programmer and my programs have a lot of users. Please make all the users satisfied with my programs, and let them ask sensible changes"

Genie: "Uh, let me see that map again."

 

[Mukashi]

A copy of the Spamalot soundtrack, together with a means to play it and an admonition to never go into musical theatre.

[video=youtube;1g0XmIubuts]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1g0XmIubuts[/video]
(Yes, that is Tim Curry as King Arthur. )

 

[joriandrake]

Submit your answer in this thread before Dec 1st to have a chance to win the game.

A time machine!

He should have a choice between a car, a police box, and a phone booth.

 

[unmerged(366044)]

A pot, so they could cook him inside

(offered by a cook with a nice giant wood spoon would be even better lol )

 

[unmerged(348349)]

Another Excalibur cuz he can dual wield now.

 

[unmerged(230100)]

Surely Formorians can only gift Arthur with one present: +1 alignment shift to the Old Faith.


Xmas, new fangled christian mumbo jumbo. winter solstice for the win (for thye winne ?)

 

[unmerged(195838)]

A Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch of course ! But because Christmas ins't much about killing rabbits they should offer him a "Ni !" T-shirt or a travel ticket to the castle of Aaaaarrrrrrggghhh too.

 

[dark22]

They will give him Lancelot shank goulash and Lady Guinevere's heart on a platter for a nice Round Table Christmas feast.

 

[Maupertuis]

Slaine's head and the treasures of the Earth Goddess : the Cauldron of Blood, the Silver Sword of the Moon, the Flaming Spear of the Sun and the Stone of Destiny.

[video=youtube;nRIPAsbhZpM]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nRIPAsbhZpM[/video]

No, I don't think so as Fomorians have always been unlucky with Slaine, and that's an understatement.

Balor and Fomorians will therefore capture Slaine's dwarf, Ukko, and offer him to Arthur. A poisoned chalice. Such a vile, lecherous and mischievous dwarf can only bring misfortune to Arthur's court.
And he will make a perfect jester for the King !

 

[City Builder]

They're giving him a new sword, that old Excalibur is just plain worn out to the hilt.

 

[unmerged(146399)]

I don't know if it counts, but anyway, Fomorians will offer him a new set-up for his computer in order to play King Himself II on 10th January

 

[Lord Finga]

Do you already have decided who won?

 

[dannie]

Congrats to Marc Defli who is the winner of a copy of King Arthur II. I will send you an PM with info on how to get your game.

 

[unmerged(248976)]

Congrats! And thanks to all you guys for the fun moments!