-AND NOW FOR SOMETHING COMPLETELY DIFFERENT!
This is hardly an AAR. It's a fan fiction piece (since this subforum sayss AAR and fan fiction) that I came up with when I was in the shower. I thought it was worth sharing. This is a song parody: you load up the YouTube link and follow the parody words (written below) with the melody.
If this gets positive feedback, I'll make more. If this gets negative feedback, I'm probably dumb enough to make more anyway.
Each song will come with its own old-timey sheet music cover for your enjoyment.
Now then. Let's begin!
TURTLESHROOM PRODUCTIONS
PROUDLY PRESENTS
♫ KILL NATIVES WITH ME ♫
An "Europa Universalis IV" Musical Number
MELODY
PROUDLY PRESENTS
♫ KILL NATIVES WITH ME ♫
An "Europa Universalis IV" Musical Number
MELODY
{INSTRUMENTAL}
You know I always
I always seemed to look beyond
I always looked across the pond
Looking westward!
-and I know you look there too,
What's beyond our view?
I 'gotta have it!
Oh yes I do!
I'm sailing
I'm sailing and I'm testing fate
Not sure if this is worth the wait
Just the ocean
Is my ship simply dead weight
Junk on the ocean blue?
-but then I see it!
Oh baby, we are:
In the New World!
Here we come ashore!
Gold in the bushes!
The Crown is screaming for more!
Down the trails, men!
Lock and, load your guns, oh baby,
Kill natives with me!
I hear it calling
I'm back but it will not be long
I'm heading out away from home!
So I can conquest
-and I'll bring back wealth, for me
To get paid handsomely.
I'm on my way to,
Oh baby, we are:
In the New World!
Here we come ashore!
Gold in the bushes!
The Crown is screaming for more!
Down the trails, men!
Lock and, load your guns, oh baby,
Kill natives with me!
(Castille, pick up that rifle and, kill them please!)
{INSTRUMENTAL}
Oh baby, we are:
In the New World!
Here we come ashore!
Gold in them, bushes!
Crown screaming for MORE MORE MORE!
Down the trails, men!
Lock and, load your guns, oh baby,
Kill natives with me!
Yeah, oh baby
Kill natives with me!
Oh baby,
Kill natives with me!
{CLOSING INSTRUMENTAL/GUITAR SOLO}
(That's the way I like it baby!)
You know I always
I always seemed to look beyond
I always looked across the pond
Looking westward!
-and I know you look there too,
What's beyond our view?
I 'gotta have it!
Oh yes I do!
I'm sailing
I'm sailing and I'm testing fate
Not sure if this is worth the wait
Just the ocean
Is my ship simply dead weight
Junk on the ocean blue?
-but then I see it!
Oh baby, we are:
In the New World!
Here we come ashore!
Gold in the bushes!
The Crown is screaming for more!
Down the trails, men!
Lock and, load your guns, oh baby,
Kill natives with me!
I hear it calling
I'm back but it will not be long
I'm heading out away from home!
So I can conquest
-and I'll bring back wealth, for me
To get paid handsomely.
I'm on my way to,
Oh baby, we are:
In the New World!
Here we come ashore!
Gold in the bushes!
The Crown is screaming for more!
Down the trails, men!
Lock and, load your guns, oh baby,
Kill natives with me!
(Castille, pick up that rifle and, kill them please!)
{INSTRUMENTAL}
Oh baby, we are:
In the New World!
Here we come ashore!
Gold in them, bushes!
Crown screaming for MORE MORE MORE!
Down the trails, men!
Lock and, load your guns, oh baby,
Kill natives with me!
Yeah, oh baby
Kill natives with me!
Oh baby,
Kill natives with me!
{CLOSING INSTRUMENTAL/GUITAR SOLO}
(That's the way I like it baby!)
Deus Vult,
-TURTLESHROOM
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