These people can't even stack bricks, what makes you think they could design a gigantic mechanized death machine?
They got the secrets about "The Clubs"
These people can't even stack bricks, what makes you think they could design a gigantic mechanized death machine?
These people can't even stack bricks, what makes you think they could design a gigantic mechanized death machine?
These people can't even stack bricks, what makes you think they could design a gigantic mechanized death machine?
I'm sure they'll torture the secret out of some filthy Europeans eventually.
Sounds like something a filthy animist would say. . .
These people can't even stack bricks, what makes you think they could design a gigantic mechanized death machine?
Kanem Bornu has candles.
I find that most disturbing that Kanem Bornuans use fire, because the fire is a thing which is worshipped by the Animists and therefore it is evil and filthy.
Sounds like something a filthy animist would say. . .
I challenge you to a duel, prepare your club!
Isn't the person challenged who chooses weapon? :rofl:
It seems that the subject of clubbing is being clubbed to death... next to those filthy rebels of course...![]()
How dare you make such an accusation of me!
I challenge you to a duel, prepare your club!
I try not to but since i can't support a large army I tend to keep it all in one palce and it takes quite a while for them to travel the empire.tsk. tsk. tsk. Where was your army when all of this was going on? Do you let anyone waltz on in and take your territories while you just watch and wave?![]()
How so? Was it in terms of clubbing techniques? To those they are always open to new ideas.Hah, I thought your tribe/kingdom/empire was very innovative. :rofl:
Well we certainly wouldn't want to step over it.The arrow getting close but not quite crossing the mysterious red lines could be an ill omen though.
Keep the updates coming, I'm enjoying this AAR a lot![]()
Of course, it shall be done.I demand you club those people!![]()
It will be.Surprise at the end of the arrow... could this be the return of the rebels' worst nightmare?
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(Sorry, I couldn't resist)
It certainly does. Warfare may not have been as effective but it would have been much more fun.Thank Allah that if the rest of the world were to Kanem Bornuize, you would keep your clubs. Although, the idea of Kanem Bornu Redcoats with Clubs sounds quite spiffy.
Were I graphically inclined, I'd make such a sprite. But I'm not.![]()
True words indeed.You can alwyas put clubs in the place of arrows
A clubberpault?I think that the forts should have a giant club that works like an catapult, but instead of an catapult it hits the ground where the enemy troops are. It would club more than 10 people once!
Otherwise,congratulations Sultan.
I quite agree.Mm, absolutely. Massive, levered, mobile clubs like enormous seesaws on wheels, bringing down gigantic, wooden fists of fury from the sky.
With an attitude like that they certainly never will.These people can't even stack bricks, what makes you think they could design a gigantic mechanized death machine?
Possibly.I'm sure they'll torture the secret out of some filthy Europeans eventually.
I'm glad you're always on the watch for those sneaky scoundrels.Sounds like something a filthy animist would say. . .
That is an interesting concept.It is something that the Europeans would learn from them. Who do you think brought civilization to Europe?![]()
He will guide us. If he doesn't guide us where we want to go then its time to convert.Allah will guide them, just like he guided Noah to build the club-shaped ark.
It is a little bit...It seems that the subject of clubbing is being clubbed to death... next to those filthy rebels of course...![]()
Well it is a valid concern but we shall be careful that no shrines dedicated to it start up. If they do they will be broken.Kanem Bornu has candles.
I find that most disturbing that Kanem Bornuans use fire, because the fire is a thing which is worshipped by the Animists and therefore it is evil and filthy.
That's quite a different concept of air miles than usual but it seems reasonable.It's special Muslim fire from the mouth of the Allah-approved dragons of Kanem-Bornu, sourced locally to cut down on air miles (the dragons get tired if they have to fly far)
Ok lets all calm down now. I know a little clubbing never hurt anyone but I'd like my readers to remain whole.How dare you make such an accusation of me!
I challenge you to a duel, prepare your club!
Just what I would have said too.If he chooses anything else, he is an aminist!![]()
Ahh too many clubs. Is there some point in which everything melts down due to the number of times club is used?Clubbing cannot be clubbed to death because in clubbing, clubbing clubs you.
You know why only men can wear clubs?
Oh dear, well I guess I can afford to lose one reader. May the best clubman win.I accept your challenge, and I will see you on the sand of honor!
What's going on with the black rivers? I'd understand if they were red, but black is too much![]()