Venice 1579-1584: Fools Rush In...
January 12, 1579:
“Ah, welcome Francisco. You arrived just in time. We have much work to do. The time has come to make war against France.”
I worked hard to keep my face impassive as Doge Niccolo da Ponte continued.
“Spain has fired the first shots and now we must continue the volley. It will be a glorious day when our armies parade victoriously through the streets of Paris.”
I took a deep breath, “My Doge, I don't think there will be any parades through Paris. I feel that I must advise against this plan. Our national stability is very low, six of our provinces are controlled by rebel forces, 20,000 rebel troops are running loose across our lands, and our fleets are scattered from the Mediterranean to the Caribbean. Furthermore we do not have a Casus Beli against France or her ally the Netherlands. We are not prepared for this war.”
The Doge looked at me for a moment, “I take it you have seen the letter from the Spanish ambassador which threatens swift and vicious retaliation if we fail to attack France? Sitting idly by is not an option. What do you propose Francisco? ”
“I believe the Spanish are acting in an overly arrogant manner and treat us almost as if we were their vassal. We should not allow them to threaten us. In fact, I would advise that we attack Spain instead of France. A quick strike in Sicily, Sardinia, Piemonte, and a large force to sack their capitol while our superior fleets crush their galleys. I think we could probably add the Kingdom of Sicily to the Venetian Republic in the next five years. The French Ambassador has promised to protect and assist us if we side with them. They have also offered to open up some sizeable territory in the new world for us.”
The Doge considered, “It is a viable option if the French can be trusted...but I do not trust the French to honor their word. I feel that we must side with Spain and attack France. Brief me on your plans in two days time.”
Two days, two days, two days to pull a rabbit out of my hat. This should be good. I would have to confer with General Bragadin (1/4/4/4) and Admirals Barbargio (2/4/4), Quirini (3/2/2), and Giustinani (2/3/4) on this one. After putting our heads together, this is what we came up with:
We would change our state religion to Counter Reformed Catholic providing a Casus Beli against the Protestant Netherlands and increasing our troops morale.
Two forces of 10,000 men would be left in Africa and Asia minor to deal as best they could with the constant revolts there. Bragadin would lead 28,000 into Siena. Two armies of 45,000 men each would leave Switzerland to strike at the German provinces. A force of 48,000 cavalry would load all of our galleys and transports and be prepared to land in Languedac and harass the French plains. Bragadin would then use his 26 galleys and twelve transports to attack French fleets trying to reach Venice. Admiral Quirini would take 44 warships to the English channel and use our military access with England to resupply and then attack the French along their coastline.
Well…that was the plan…below is what actually happened. I cannot believe that those two timing Spanish bastards (along with Poland, Portugal, and England) stuck a knife in our back and then Sweden said, “Hey you need some help ramming that home? I’ll join your alliance. Of course Austria and company joined in as well…..but…there I go giving away the ending. You’ll have to read the details below….
January 1579
Change religion to Counter Reformed Catholic
Fleets and Armies ordered to consolidate.
Navarra entered a Military Alliance with Austria, Bohemia and Scotland.
We won a battle against Pirates in Straits of Puerto Rico.
February 1579
We have initiated a siege in Aleppo (controlled by rebels).
The peasants in Mainz are revolting against the Monarch of France!
April 1579
The peasants in Quattara are revolting!
We won a battle against Rebel Scum in Lebanon.
May 1579
The peasants in Küstrin are revolting against the Monarch of France!
June 1579
We won a battle against Rebel Scum in Quattara.
We won a battle against Rebel Scum in Nubia.
July 1579
The peasants in Anhalt are revolting against the Monarch of France!
August 1579
Spain declared war upon Dakota.
September 1579
The peasants in Poznan are revolting against the Monarch of France!
Venice declared war upon Netherlands.
France joined the war on the same side as Netherlands in their war against Venice.
Genoa, Albania, and Savoy oined the war on the same side as Venice in their war against Netherlands and France.
Ethiopia dishonored your Military Alliance.
October 1579
We have initiated a siege in Württemberg.
We have initiated a siege in Franche Comté.
We won a battle against France in Württemberg.
We won a battle against France in Gulf of Lion.
We have initiated a siege in Siena.
A picture of the formidable ramparts of Brolio Castle in Siena
November 1579
The peasants in Bern are revolting!
We won a battle against France in Straits of Gibraltar.
We won a battle against France in Languedoc.
We captured the province of Aleppo from Rebel Scum
December 1579
We lost a naval battle against France in Côte d'Azur.
We captured the province of Siena from France
We won a battle against Netherlands in Franche Comté.
January 1580
Netherlands rejected our generous peace offer!
We lost a naval battle against France in Ligurian Sea.
We captured the province of Nile from Rebel Scum
February 1580
The revolters in Brabant have defected to the crown of Netherlands.
The peasants in Taurus are revolting!
Russia accepted peace with Poland on the following terms : Kursk to Russia, Bogutjar to Russia, Tver to Russia & Tula to Russia.
Spain went with One King, One Kingdom in The Portuguese Crown.
Portugal became Vassals of Spain.
Portugal broke the Royal Marriage she had with Venice.
Portugal entered a Royal Marriage with Spain.
Portugal went with Accept the New Government in Filipe II:s claims to the Throne.
We won a battle against Rebel Scum in Bern.
We won a battle against France in Gulf of Lion.
March 1580
The peasants in Konya are revolting!
We won a battle against France in Alsace.
We won a battle against France in Baden.
We have initiated a siege in Baden.
We have initiated a siege in Cataract (held by rebels).
We won a battle against France in Ligurian Sea.
April 1580
We have lost control over Taurus to Rebel Scum.
The peasants in Taurus are revolting!
Netherlands rejected our generous peace offer!
We won a battle against France in Baden.
We captured the province of Württemberg from France
May 1580
The peasants in Leinster are revolting against the Monarch of France!
The peasants in Nubia are revolting!
We have initiated a siege in Bayern.
We won a battle against France in Côte d'Azur.
We won a battle against Rebel Scum in Taurus.
We went with Deny Petition in Petition for Redress.
Our stability dropped (-2), revolt in Veneto!
June 1580
The peasants in Ostmarch are revolting against the Monarch of France!
We have lost control over Nile to Rebel Scum.
The peasants in Nile are revolting!
Netherlands rejected our generous peace offer!
July 1580
The peasants in Wales are revolting against the Monarch of France!
The peasants in Luxembourg are revolting against the Monarch of France!
We have initiated a siege in Alsace.
We won a battle against France in Ligurian Sea.
We lost a battle against Rebel Scum in Konya.
Dakota accepted peace with Spain on the following terms : Full Annexation of Dakota by Spain
We captured the province of Cataract from Rebel Scum
August 1580
The peasants in Württemberg are revolting!
The peasants in Indus are revolting against the Monarch of Mughal Empire!
Spain declared war upon Navaho.
We won a battle against France in Côte d'Azur.
We have stolen the rutters of France.
We won a battle against Rebel Scum in Veneto.
September 1580
The peasants in Antalya are revolting!
Württemberg has been besieged by France
We have initiated a siege in Nile.
October 1580
The peasants in Wallachia are revolting!
We have lost control over Bern to Rebel Scum.
The peasants in Bern are revolting!
The peasants in Cataract are revolting!
We won a battle against France in Ligurian Sea.
The peasants in Tirol are revolting!
November 1580
Admiral Barbarigo has died.
We lost a battle against France in Württemberg.
We won a battle against Rebel Scum in Nubia.
We won a battle against Rebel Scum in Tirol.
December 1580
The peasants in Nubia are revolting!
We won a battle against Rebel Scum in Nubia.
Netherlands rejected our generous peace offer!
We won a battle against Rebel Scum in Schwyz.
Cyprus has been besieged by France
January 1581
Quattara has been besieged by France
We won a battle against France in Western Black Sea.
The peasants in Kastamonu are revolting!
February 1581
We won a battle against France in Straits of Gibraltar.
We won a battle against Rebel Scum in Kastamonu.
March 1581
The peasants in Hinterpommern are revolting against the Monarch of France!
The peasants in Wallachia are revolting!
We captured the province of Baden from France
We won a battle against France in Gulf of Varna.
We won a battle against Rebel Scum in Cataract.
April 1581
The peasants in Antalya are revolting!
We have lost control over Konya to Rebel Scum.
Sweden accepted peace with Teutonic Order on the following terms : Teutonic Order pays 68$ in indemnities.
We have initiated a siege in Silesia.
May 1581
The peasants in Wallachia are revolting!
The peasants in Kastamonu are revolting!
The peasants in Trabzon are revolting!
We captured the province of Bayern from France
We won a battle against Rebel Scum in Kastamonu.
We have initiated a siege in Ansbach.
June 1581
The peasants in Artois are revolting against the Monarch of France!
The peasants in Schwyz are revolting!
We lost a naval battle against France in Northern Atlantic Ocean.
We won a battle against Rebel Scum in Trabzon.
July 1581
The peasants in Württemberg are revolting!
We have engaged hostile armies in Ostmarch.
We won a battle against France in Ostmarch.
We have initiated a siege in Ostmarch.
August 1581
The peasants in Piemonte are revolting against the Monarch of Spain!
We have lost control over Cataract to Rebel Scum.
The peasants in Cataract are revolting!
We won a battle against Rebel Scum in Cataract.
We won a battle against France in Ansbach.
We won a battle against France in Ostmarch.
September 1581
The peasants in Taurus are revolting!
We have initiated a siege in Nile.
We lost a battle against Rebel Scum in Württemberg.
Württemberg has been besieged by France
October 1581
We won a battle against France in Ostmarch.
November 1581
We have lost control over Taurus to Rebel Scum.
The peasants in Taurus are revolting!
We have lost control over Wallachia to Rebel Scum.
We won a battle against France in Ostmarch.
December 1581
The revolters in Batn al Hajar have defected to the crown of Nubia.
The peasants in Piemonte are revolting against the Monarch of Spain!
The peasants in Württemberg are revolting!
Savoy accepted peace with France on the following terms : Full Annexation of Savoy by France
We lost a battle against France in Salzburg.
We won a battle against France in Ostmarch.
Navaho accepted peace with Spain on the following terms : Navaho pays 63$ in indemnities. Pinalero to Spain.
January 1582
The peasants in Artois are revolting against the Monarch of France!
The peasants in Adana are revolting!
France accepted our generous peace offer (53% victory, Siena and Bayern to Venice.)
Netherlands accepted our generous peace offer (50 ducats to Netherlands)
Spain declared war upon us!
Portugal, England, Poland, and The Knights joined the war on the same side as Spain in their war against Venice.
Genoa and Albania joined the war on the same side as Venice in their war against Spain, Portugal, Poland, The Knights and England.
Austria declared war upon us!
Bohemia, Scotland, and Navarra joined the war on the same side as Austria in their war against Venice.
Genoa and Albania joined the war on the same side as Venice in their war against Austria, Bohemia, Scotland and Navarra.
Austria accepted our generous peace offer (no combat, Odenburg to Austria.)
We won a battle against Portugal in Tangiers.
February 1582
The peasants in Danzig are revolting against the Monarch of France!
We entered a Royal Marriage with Genoa.
Unprovoked Revolt happened to us.
The peasants in Dalmatia are revolting!
March 1582
The revolters in Kaffa have defected to the crown of Crimea.
The peasants in Lebanon are revolting!
Poland accepted peace with France on the following terms : France pays 200$ in indemnities.
We captured the province of Nile from Rebel Scum
We won a battle against Rebel Scum in Bulgaria.
April 1582
We won a battle against Portugal in Gulf of Cadiz.
May 1582
We have initiated a siege in Cataract.
We have lost control over Cochin(Trading post in India) to Portugal.
Portugal have burned our tradingpost in Cochin!
We won a battle against Portugal in Straits of Gibraltar.
We won a battle against Spain in Lombardia.
We won a battle against Portugal in Straits of Gibraltar.
We have stolen the rutters of Portugal.
June 1582
The peasants in Schwyz are revolting!
We have initiated a siege in Wallachia.
We won a battle against Spain in Gulf of Almeria.
We won a battle against Rebel Scum in Dalmatia.
July 1582
Sweden entered a Military Alliance with Portugal, Poland, The Knights, Spain and England.
Sweden joined the war on the same side as Spain, Portugal, Poland, The Knights and England in their war against Venice, Genoa and Albania
We won a battle against Portugal in Cape Bon.
August 1582
The peasants in Kastamonu are revolting!
The peasants in Quattara are revolting!
France has sent us a warning.
We won a battle against Spain and Portugal in Cape Bon.
We have stolen the rutters of Portugal.
We won a battle against Spain in Marche.
September 1582
We won a battle against Spain in Napoli.
Venice accepted peace with Spain on the following terms : Venice pays 25$ in indemnities.
October 1582
The peasants in Schwyz are revolting!
We won a battle against Rebel Scum in Smyrna.
Honorable Lord, our State Gift has enormously improved our relations with Russia. They should be regarded as completely neutral.
November 1582
The peasants in Schwyz are revolting!
The people of Helvetia were released from our realm as a vassal state of Venice.
We won a battle against Rebel Scum in Antalya.
Honorable Lord, our Personal Gift has drastically improved our relations with Russia. They should be regarded as completely neutral.
December 1582
The peasants in Bayern are revolting!
We captured the province of Cataract from Rebel Scum
January 1583
We entered a Royal Marriage with Russia.
February 1583
Russia joined our Military Alliance with Genoa and Albania
Helvetia joined our Military Alliance with Genoa, Albania and Russia
We won a battle against Rebel Scum in Quattara.
March 1583
The peasants in Nubia are revolting!
We went with Abolish a Tax in Unhappiness among the Artisans.
April 1583
We won a battle against Rebel Scum in Lebanon.
Honorable Lord, our Personal Gift has moderately improved our relations with Russia. They should be regarded as our friends.
May 1583
Honorable Lord, our Personal Gift has drastically improved our relations with Russia. They should be regarded as very dear friends!.
June 1583
The peasants in Cyrenaica are revolting!
We won a battle against Rebel Scum in Kastamonu.
We have initiated a siege in Taurus.
July 1583
The peasants in Danzig are revolting against the Monarch of France!
We have initiated a siege in Konya.
We won a battle against Rebel Scum in Schwyz.
August 1583
Honorable Lord, our Personal Gift has considerably improved our relations with Russia. They should be regarded as the closest of our friends!.
We won a battle against Rebel Scum in Nubia.
October 1583
We won a battle against Rebel Scum in Bayern.
November 1583
The peasants in Adana are revolting!
Honorable Lord, our Letter of Introduction has slightly improved our relations with Genoa. They should be regarded as very dear friends!.
January 1584
The peasants in Bayern are revolting!
Missionaries dispatched….
Victory Points:
France 4136
Spain 1871
Venice 1733
Sweden 904
OOC: [Things are interesting again. This was a real wild ride. Having a leader with a 4 siege value is awesome.

I fully expect Venice to be torn into a patchwork quilt when I take over next time. Take it away claus…the mad quilter.

I am a little miffed that the AI Spain and Sweden stabbed me in the back. I had planned to butter up Sweden and draw them into my alliance once the war with France was over. Looks like that idea is gone now since the formation of the mega alliance of Spain, Portugal, England, Poland, and Sweden. So….went for the only remaining sorta power…Russia. We are really chummy now. If Venice survives (a.k.a if France lets us live..I see Venice and Russia going toe to toe with Poland and Sweden based on the current layout.)
Also, Francisco's thoughts on the actions of France and Spain are not mine. I am actually enjoying the offers and counteroffers being floated around. A smart man would have sided swith France...but...then again...no one ever accused me of being smart.

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