ok I guys I take it that u read my entry in the MP forum...u can relax Its not that bad
The situation in 1504 was that France had a low stability of -1 and was at war with some heathen african tribe called Ashanti...However when since this could hardly be called a war and since France possessed the most splendid and advanced army in the world something clearly had to be done!...and after a carefull study of which of our nabours we had any outstanding issues with it was decided that the existence of the basque people was clearly an insult which could only be corrected by force of arms! so....
March 29, 1504 : France declared war upon Navarra."
March 29, 1504 : Sweden joined the war on the same side as Navarra, Siena, Eire, Baden and Holstein in their war "
against France.
...France now suddenly found itself at war with the despised sweedish hillbilly warmongering vikings...
June 1, 1504 : Our army in South Indian Ocean has been completely annihilated!"
June 1, 1504 : Our navy in South Indian Ocean has been completely annihilated!"
June 1, 1504 : Our army in South Indian Ocean has been completely annihilated!"
June 1, 1504 : Our navy in South Indian Ocean has been completely annihilated!"
....NOOOOO, stupid AI...
June 21, 1504 : France accepted peace with Siena on the following terms : Return to Status Quo.
...well, we dont have any plans of conquest in Italy!
July 1, 1504 : China had The Perfection of Ming Porcelain (porcelain...nice! Whats that?) . "
October 5, 1504 : Holstein accepted our generous peace offer."
....and gladly decides to join the empire!
November 11, 1504 : Poland entered a Military Alliance with Spain, Portugal, England and Scotland."
November 11, 1504 : Poland joined the war on the same side as Spain, England and Scotland in their war against "
Aztec Empire.
(...uhh seems like spain is picking up more and more allies!)
November 29, 1504 : Diplomatic Insult happened to us.
(rude english..well we´ll let it pass this time!)"
December 17, 1504 : Eire is now granting Poland military access to their country."
February 1, 1505 : Brandenburg is now granting Poland military access to their country."
February 1, 1505 : France declared war upon Benin."
(we must save the pagan people from the eternal hellfire ...its all for the good of their souls...really it is!

)
June 9, 1505 : Zhengde rose to the throne in China."
(who the hell is that & and whats china?)
NOW...now was the time of terrible revenge against those turncoat Venice pigs! muhahahahaha!
July 1, 1505 : France declared war upon Venice."
July 1, 1505 : Helvetia joined the war on the same side as Venice, Bavaria, Savoy and Mainz in their war against "
France."
(Well, actually I didnt invade Venice once...and I tried several times to buy them off with a seperate peace...but they wouldnt accept my money...?? why ohh why? - anyway I only attacked Venice because I had a free CB and they happened to be allied to Savoy & Mains who possessed some territory in Germany which I needed...as it happed I also took a bit of territory from Bavaria too)
July 11, 1505 : Saxony is now granting Bavaria military access to their country."
August 10, 1505 : England is now granting Venice military access to their country."
(it seems everybody and their mother is granting Venice military access!)
September 9, 1505 : Poland is now granting Venice military access to their country."
September 13, 1505 : France accepted peace with Helvetia on the following terms : Return to Status Quo."
October 1, 1505 : Mainz accepted our generous peace offer." (Annexed them!)
November 11, 1505 : Papal States went with Express Support in The League of Cambrai. (ups...thats -150 relations drop to venice isnt it??)
November 16, 1505 : Heretics happened to us.
(actually quite fitting for once...since it happened in some remote pagan province in africa)
February 1, 1506 : France accepted peace with Eire on the following terms : Connaught to France, Leinster to "
France & Munster to France."
(listen to me...its only for your own good,...really it is...I´ll protect against those pesky brittish)
April 1, 1506 : Brandenburg is now granting Venice military access to their country."
May 3, 1506 : The Knights entered a Military Alliance with Spain, Portugal, England, Scotland and Poland."
May 3, 1506 : The Knights joined the war on the same side as Spain, England, Scotland and Poland in their war
(uhhh super alliance here!)
September 17, 1506 : Fortification Effort happened to us.
(well hannove might not be the most important province in my empire but well...now its lvl 3)
August 27, 1507 : We captured the province of Piemonte from Savoy"
August 27, 1507 : Savoy accepted our generous peace offer.
(piedmonte & some dutch province to France!)
September 1, 1507 : Austria is now granting England military access to their country."
September 7, 1507 : Genoa is now granting England military access to their country."
September 11, 1507 : Austria is now granting Poland military access to their country.
(its not only Venice who can get MA all over the place...seems to a quite popular hobby these days)
August 26, 1508 : Sweden accepted our generous peace offer.
(Sweeden wanted to give up several provinces...but I graciously declined and only took whats mine(!

) - Jutland to France!)
September 1, 1508 : A White Peace was signed between Aztec Empire and Zapotec, Maya and Navaho.
(not smart fighting against each other when the white man comes along!)
September 21, 1508 : France accepted peace with Navarra on the following terms : Return to Status Quo.
(the whole war started because of the constant provocations by Navarre...and sadly France had to accept that I could not revenge this...a day which shall live in shame)
October 3, 1508 : Saint Performs Miracle happened to us."
(we truly are blessed!)
December 6, 1508 : France accepted peace with Benin on the following terms : Palanas to France, Ivoria to
France, Accra to France & Nigeria to France.
(more pagan land to us!)
...To sum this all up...I hope that Sweeden and Venice does not consider this a direct attack on their interests...because trust me it wasnt...all I can say is that if u insist on allying yourself with the german minors...then sooner or later u WILL find yourself in a war with France...
France has NO territorial claims against Sweeden, Venice or Spain...but I do consider the north western continentel europe to be within my sphere of interest. ...additinally when it comes to colonial expansion I consider west africa mine...then spain can take south america (I had the option to invade the Maya..but decided to decline since this would probably put us up against each other?)...sweeden & venice...well u can take what u like...and north amerika well....well see....I cant see that yet anyway.
one reminder...the ToT is now in effekt...Portugal just stole of my colonies (dakar)...I would like to advice spain that I will consider it an act of aggression if any of my colonies are taken during your turn!! ...and additionally I feel free to take back any colonies that the AI has taken from me...