Just for Fun: Steam Achievements!

[ObssesedNuker]

Because this game is guaranteed to be released via Steam and is likewise guaranteed to have Steam achievements, let us go and guess/suggest what they should be...

Destroyer of Worlds: Use a atomic bomb.

A Thousand Year Reich: As Germany, occupy or puppet all of continental Europe.

A Different Empire: As above, except as Britain.

Napoleon's Ambition: As above, except as France.

New World to the Old: As above, except as the United States.

Hell March: As above, except as the Soviet Union.

Drang Nach Osten: As Germany, conquer the Soviet Union.

Sputnik: As the Soviet Union, fire a ballistic missile (atomic warhead optional) at the United States.

Kamikaze Unnecessary: As Japan, conquer the United States.

To Grow Larger: As China, occupy or puppet all of Asia.

 

[safe-keeper]

I would love it if we actually had all sorts of creative and funny achievements like in Anno 1404. They give you basic achievements, but they also have a wealth of "secret" achievements you can unlock, such as naming a ship Discovery or playing the game at between three and five o'clock in the morning. Most games I play have pretty... uninspired achievements, it's mostly "make this much money", "complete the tutorial" or "beat a level". You can Google "Anno 1404 achievements" for specific examples. FTL had some good ones, too. They weren't that creative, but many of them were memorable and fun to pursue.


Some ideas for 'secret achievements':
One Bridge Too Far: lose a division to encirclement in enemy territory.

Viking raid: launch an amphibious assault on a UK home province as a Scandinavian nation.

Call me Captain Miller: defeat a Heavy Armour division with a Militia division.

Right on time: launch the game's first amphibious assault on Europe as the Allies on June 6th, real life time.

Der Untergang: as Germany, keep playing until the enemy takes Berlin.

Survivors: have a divison hold in place and fight off five enemy assaults.

One Man Army: have only a single man left in a division after a battle.

Ahead of Schedule: as the Soviet Union, deploy at least one cruise missile (think V1/V2) with a nuclear warhead on Cuba.

Bring it on: as a minor nation, end up at war with the Allies, Axis and Comintern simultaneously.

U-96: as Germany, have 96 submarines in service simultaneously.

Homage: name a ship Podcat.

Whatever the cost may be: as Britain, lose 10 000 men defending the British home islands from invasion forces.

Great Ambitions: as Luxemburg, declare war on Germany.

Where's Germany again?: as the USA, last until 1945 without declaring war on an Axis power.

Remember the Alamo: as the USA, declare war on Mexico.

Nothing learned from history: as Germany, allow a land force in Stalingrad to be completely surrounded.

Holding the Wall: as Germany, allow no Allied invasion attempts on the European continent to succeed.

Fine on our own: as the Allies or Comintern, defeat Germany or Japan before the USA enters the war.

Not one step back: as the Soviet Union, hold Leningrad, Moscow, Sevastopol and Stalingrad for the duration of the war.

Skipping ahead: as Germany, declare war on France or Britain before having declared war on or annexed Austria, Slovakia or Poland.

Pre-emptive attack: as Poland, declare war on Germany or the Soviet Union.

Turning the tables: as Israel (released by UK), capture Berlin.

Blitzkrieg: as Germany, capture Poland in a very short time (unsure how long, but significantly shorter than average).

 

[Sacer]

A random incoherent farse. That's what these steam achievements are

 

[Jakalak]

A random incoherent farse. That's what these steam achievements are

Errr, what?

¡Viva la Muerte!: Win the Spanish Civil War as Nationalist Spain.

¡No pasarán!: Win the Spanish Civil War as Republican Spain.

Non-Intervention No Longer: Escalate the Spanish Civil War.

 

[Dark Jakkaru]

Sunday Funnies: As United States, embarrass diplomatically another nation.

Damn the Torpedoes: As United States, do not research updated torpedoes until 1943.

Madison Avenue: As United States, raise national unity to 99%.

Berlin to New York: As Germany, Research and Build JU 90

Fuhrer's Bus: As Germany, Research and Build the JU 290

 

[safe-keeper]

A random incoherent farse. That's what these steam achievements are

Errr, what?

Seconded. Was that for me, or about Steam achievements in general, or what? Not exactly clear.

 

[Admiral Fisker]

That's for 1864: As Denmark, survive the entire war, and take back Schleswig-Holstein.

That was aboot time: As Canada, conquer the United States.

In Soviet Russia: As the Soviet Union, declare war on Germany before they declare war on you.

 

[plasticpanzers]

US Shock: First taste of UK Oxtail Soup...'what da hel' is dat in my bowl?'

 

[Sacer]

Seconded. Was that for me, or about Steam achievements in general, or what? Not exactly clear.

Steam acheivements in general and all the suggestions we will see in this thread.

 

[SFSLovenought]

We already had a thread like this. You should go back and copy all the ideas from that thread into this one. (And give credit to the people who made each set, of course)

 

[podcat]

Lots of fun ideas!

 

[SFSLovenought]

Panzer Vor!: Have a unit consisting primarily of tanks defeat an enemy unit of tanks at least X tech levels higher. (With X being some high number)

I don't want to set the world on fire: At least 20 nuclear detonations have occurred.

Shipping Goggles: Reach maximum positive relations with an "Arch Rival" country. (China and Japan? France and Germany?)

Katanas are underpowered: As the US, achieve a 30-1 Kill/Death ratio against a Japanese unit in battle.

Valve Time: Complete a research or development project 500% over schedule.

Insert Kebab: Conquer the entire Balkan region as Turkey.

 

[Darkrenown]

Hell March: As above, except as the Soviet Union.

Well now I want all the achievements to be named after C&C music tracks.

 

[Porkman]

All under Heaven: As China, annex Manchuria, Communist China, Yunnan, Xinjiang, and Tibet.

Empire of the Great Qing: As Manchuria, annex nationalist China, Communist China, Yunnan, Xinjiang, Tibet, Mongolia and Tannu Tuva

What Did You Think Was Going to Happen?: If, during an invasion, you lose an unescorted, loaded transport to enemy naval action.

Arsenal of Democracy: As the US, have the Allies win the war without landing anything in Europe.

 

[Darkath]

Stalin's Organs : As the USSR, capture a city with a division having at least 1 SP-RART batallion

 

[Variton]

The enemy always comes from the East? As Finland, declare war on Sweden
Sweden is not overpowered As Sweden, win a war against independent Åland

 

[Poh]

Armchair General: Draw up a battleplan
Cat maniac: As Germany field the Tiger, Panther, leopard and Tiger II at the same time.
Spring the trap Capture a Maus
Chinese wall As France extend the Maginot Line to the sea (minimum fort level 5)
This is dragging out Field an MBT

Wonder tank: Built the Panther tank as Germany .. /sarcasm
Almost useful: Have reliability fully researched on the Panther tank.

Well now I want all the achievements to be named after C&C music tracks.

From Red Alert: (have excluded Hell March as it was already done)

Radio: Fully reseach the encrypt and decrypt tech
Crush: Defeat Denmark and Norway
Roll Out: Setup a Prodcution line
Mud: Have units engaged in combat with USSR in the spring.
Twin Cannon: Built atleast 1000 '34 Heavy tanks
Face the Enemy: As Germany defeat France without dragging Luxemburg, Belgium or The Netherlands into the war.
Run: Lose a battle
Terminate: Close a production line
Big Foot: Built a super heavy tank
Workmen: Built X factories
Militant Force: As USSR have an army only consisting of infantry
Dense: Do not use espionage in a playthrough
Vector: Have your planes engage a target.
Smash: Sink a capital ship with a submarine

 

[Bullfrog]

Spamatron: Post 1000 times in HoI4 forum before the release date.

 

[Darkath]

Is Paris burning yet ? : As Germany, nuke Paris.

 

[varsovie]

Gamey : Tibet world conquere