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Amric said:
Well folks, I am still writing the next update. I am still figuring out how to get Li Tie out of China....so patience, true believers! :)
hmm...how a chinese gets out of his own country.

He shoots over the Himalayas by blasting himself out of a cannon ;)
 

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comagoosie said:
He shoots over the Himalayas by blasting himself out of a cannon ;)
I was about to suggest a very large catapult....

But since the aerial route is already taken, he'll have to be smuggled out through Tibet, disguised as a lama. Or possibly a llama. Or, if things get truly desperate, a yak.
 

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merrick said:
I was about to suggest a very large catapult....

But since the aerial route is already taken, he'll have to be smuggled out through Tibet, disguised as a lama. Or possibly a llama. Or, if things get truly desperate, a yak.

lamas in china? :rofl:
Rocket is the way to go.
 

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merrick said:
I was about to suggest a very large catapult....

But since the aerial route is already taken, he'll have to be smuggled out through Tibet, disguised as a lama. Or possibly a llama. Or, if things get truly desperate, a yak.
How about a Wlak? ;)
 

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Lord Durham said:
How about a Wlak? ;)
Don't be silly.

Firstly, he'd be pursued all the way to Italy by desperate Chinese chefs and outraged lamas.

Secondly, I'd be pursued halfway across the Internet by ferocious Free Company veterans for traducing the sacred animal.

Far too risky :)
 

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And now back to the task at hand....:)

Bruce, ARE there Chinese Wlaks? I don't remember there being such, but then the FC hasn't been to China, so I suppose it is possible.

merrick - Good point.

comagoosie - I agree...but plagues have a nasty habit of doing unpleasant things at inopportune times....
 

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That's all??! I was expecting a charge of the Light Cavalry at Juyong Pass. :D

Seriously now, an excellent post. Although I suspect Chang Lo is going to be in a spot of trouble when the East squad arrives and find out he had let Li through the Great Wall.
 

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Amric said:
Bruce, ARE there Chinese Wlaks? I don't remember there being such, but then the FC hasn't been to China, so I suppose it is possible.

There was no Wlaks in China during that period. That was why Chen Hui expressed surprise when he first heard the term when joining the Free Company.

However, the Wlak did make an appearence in China in the 1680s according to records

According to Chinese Imperial records, a pair of breeding Wlaks was presented to Emperor Kangxi of the Qing Dynasty by the Russians as a gesture of a peace at the signing of the Treaty of Nerchinsk in 1689.

However, a few years later, the Wlaks escaped from their compounds and they disappeared into the forests of Sichuan.

Everyone believed the Wlaks will perish in the forests of Sichuan, seeing as they were not natives to this part of the world. But to everyone's surprise, the Wlaks proved surprisingly adaptable and they survived by devouring on bamboo shoots.

Within a few short decades, the Wlaks had increased to a few hundred and came into contact with another native of the Sichuan forests, the Giant Panda. For some unknown reason, the Panda could not tolerate the odours emited from the Wlak and this led to many bloody clashes between the two mighty beasts, which was mostly won by the Wlaks.

By the mid 1700s, the matter was brought to the attention of the Imperial Court. Worried that the Wlak might eventually wipe out the Panda, widely regarded as a symbol of the Sichuan region, the Imperial Court ordered the extermination of the Wlaks.

Teams of hunters were sent to Sichuan to hunt down the Wlaks and within a few short years, the Wlaks had been hunted out of existance in China.
 

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All, was planning to finish my post on the East squad today but I sprained my wrist quite badly while playing soccer today. The wrist is now swelling quite horribly and it's very painful to type at the moment.

I will try to have the post up tomorrow or tuesday and hope the pain dies down enough for me to be able to get some typing done.
 

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redwolf - Well he might....but then I don't know what that might be...the focus is going elsewhere for a time....and interesting history of the Chinese Wlak....Aren't you getting a little old to be playing a rough sport like soccer?:) Sorry to hear about the wrist...

Enewald - Rice wine has been around for a VERY long time now....:) The Chinese have known of Europe for a very long time as well...at since the time of the Romans...there was trade along the Silk Road for centuries by the time of this story....They may not CARE about Europe, but they know of it...


Qorten - Thank you....I thought it was rather elegant, myself....

comagoosie - Quite true indeed....
 

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all sorts of foot and leg injuries I can understand.
Head injuries.. not so much a surprise with all the heading..

but your WRIST? :eek:
 

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ForzaA said:
all sorts of foot and leg injuries I can understand.
Head injuries.. not so much a surprise with all the heading..

but your WRIST? :eek:

I play goalkeeper for my team. ;)

It was a one on one situation. I managed to punch the ball from the opposing forward before his foot could connect with the ball. Unfortunately for me, his shooting foot connected full blast with my palm. That's what cause the injury. :(
 

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ForzaA said:
note to self: don't become a goalie...

(as a defender (field hockey) I get hit enough as is :D )
field hockey? :confused:

...Europeans... :D

And redwolf, have your wife (maybe girlfriend) type it for you. Even better if she was a secretary. :D
 

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ForzaA said:
note to self: don't become a goalie...

Good idea. Several years ago our goalkeeper stopped a goal from a very determined striker. It cost him three broken ribs and a punctured lung.

Take it easy redwolf. Ice it down. Have you had it X-rayed?

Joe
 

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Forza, field hockey? I think I rather stick to being a goalkeeper for my soccer team. Tried out hockey once in college. Never had so many bruises and knocks at the end of the game.

Comagoosie, brilliant idea. One slight problem, I just broke up with my girlfriend a couple of months ago and I have not found a replacement one. ;)

Storey, nothing appeared to be broken. I was alread taking it easy by only throwing my hand out. If I had dived forward to catch the ball rather than just sticking a hand out to palm it away, the kick would probably have caught me on the head instead.

All, just posted my overdue post. This concludes the China part of the story and we will move on to Part 2 pretty soon.

In the meantime, please feel free to comment on how the overall story is developing at the moment and if there's any thing you don't like about it, we will see how best we can improve on it in the next part of the story.