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It's been getting a little out of control lately with Johan and Wiz fanfiction taking over pretty much every conversastion on these forums, so I thought it would be helpful to have one central thread to have as a home for all of these exciting tales. Please restrict your Johan and Wiz fanfiction to this thread from now on.
 
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Huh? This belongs to the OT section of the forum if anything, and not sure if it even belongs to there with the forum rules... Could be classed as spam, and give infractions.
 
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I think playing this retarded game 'everyone adds one sentence to the story'' would be funnier


Johan was walking among the fjords of Jan Mayen while contemplating his nordic viking beard when suddenly...
 
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...When he suddenly fell onto a Cog to return to Sweden, but then....
 
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...Angry Byzantophiles rode up on Galleys and sunk it in retribution, only for...
 
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...Spaniards, angry over their lost cores, pursued with their armada...
 
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... an army of Manchurian nomads, outraged that despite owning Beijing they couldn't get out of the Nomad tech group. Fortunately...
 
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...The Spanish Inquisition arrived, because no one can expect them. Back at the ra- Paradox Development Studios...
 
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...1000 base tax was added to appease various nationalists, unfortunately, someone found an exploit in Lithuania and...
 
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...Transferred all of it to Stockholm, only for...
 
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...The Danish to use to build a fleet of ships destined for...
 
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...England, but before they could get there, Johan and Wiz interfered, because this thread was supposed to be about them. The two were sitting down at a desk, pouring over notes, when...
 
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...Causing Johan and Wiz to dance with them while singing native indian songs...

Ehmm
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EDIT: OMG you can actually hear them singing "JOHAN YAY! JOHAN YAY! JOHAN JOHAN JOHAN YAY!"
 
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