Johan / Wiz Fanfiction Megathread

[AwesomeKeith]

... a wild Wiz appeared, but Johan didn't have a pokeball, so he ...

 

[OldmansHQ]

...Attempted to ensnare Wiz with his beard, however...

 

[AwesomeKeith]

... Wiz had brought the enemy of beards, the Razor of Smoothcheeks ..

 

[tyler45455]

.... when suddenly Johan was ambushed by wiz wielding a viking longsword...

 

[afb]

...while singing Falalalan...

 

[OldmansHQ]

...The struggle did not last long, only one was victorious...

 

[tyler45455]

... Johan was struck but saved by the common sense of the doctors...

 

[AwesomeKeith]

... but nobody likes the DLC so a goat ate it ...

 

[harg]

.. and Wiz and Johan realized that leaving the forum without supervision even for one day is not a good idea. But suddenly...

 

[OldmansHQ]

...Suddenly nothing happened! But it was so sudden that...

 

[tyler45455]

...So sudden that the world starting shaking violently...

 

[Sugary]

...and before they knew it they were transported to the land of Cosmopolitaine people...

 

[_Dragon_Rider_]

...where all was mysteriously quiet. Then the French demanded they be delivered...

 

[Bragi]

... to the Austrians to cause havoc, but then...

 

[AwesomeKeith]

... the Russians rofl-stomped the Commonwealth leading to the Ottomans to invade both them and Austria ...

 

[tyler45455]

...Then Johan and Wiz stepped in with magic wands, and poofed the world into cottoncandy and butterflys..

 

[IcyBlizzard]

...Before the Mamluk-formed Arabia summoned a genie to undo the damage caused by them...

 

[Grand Historian]

...And then the OP Byzzies with their +3% Missionary Strength showed up as the big bad, requiring Johan and Wiz to unleash all the nerfs they had upon it to defeat this new purple menace...

 

[_Dragon_Rider_]

...but no nerf was strong enough to contain the new threat. Eventually Wiz and Johan fell back to their fortress in Stockholm where...

 

[yerm]

...ancient aliens had been adding special new game elements to Common Sense, such as...