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...Only for Groggy to point out they're supposed to be Vikings and fetched a few kegs of mead to shake them out of it...
 
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...to delete Sweden's Cores on Scania without realizing it, causing...
 
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...Wiz to set up a merchant republic on the island, called...
 
...got his revenge by setting up a rival merchant republic on a neighboring island whose only mission in life was to...
 
...The fans to riot and destroy their trading posts, only to realize they were in the wrong game. The two developers then went back to the Aztec-filled Studio...
 
...Dragging behind them Grand Historian to the studio filled with dancing Aztecs for interrupting the adventure...
 
...the polar bears from Jan Mayen. These bears were demanding a province for their island, and Wiz and Johan...
 
...was suddenly ambushed by the Spanish Inquisition, who charged him on 3 counts- 4 counts of heresy...
 
...They decided that his punishment will be... the comfy chair!
 
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...with only a cup of tea at noon...
 
...To wash the armpits...

(getting more abstract here :D)
 
...However, he was saved by Wiz and the Colonel, the latter saying this fanfiction was becoming too silly, while the former used the reset button he got from Gamefreak to go back to the beginning of this thread.

Johan was walking among the fjords of Jan Mayen while contemplating his nordic viking beard when suddenly...