Johan Anderson, For crimes against the King!

[Dogia]

You are hearby sentenced to a life time of hard Labour

 

[hansnery]

Cut off his head!

 

[Dogia]

Making us wait a week, i understand that he deserves it. So i feel your passion. Anyone want to speak in defence of this scoundrel?

 

[flatstuff]

If he floats he is a witch and must be burned! If he drowns then he wasn't a witch! Sound good?

 

[flame7926]

What will you do if you get the torture event?

 

[Jak9090]

guys even tho we have to wait another week...I say we get the lords of the realm to vote, I suggest the LOrd Johan anderson, baron of paradox, be put under STRICT house arrest, we still need to see the game released afterall.

 

[louie97]

guys even tho we have to wait another week...I say we get the lords of the realm to vote, I suggest the LOrd Johan anderson, baron of paradox, be put under STRICT house arrest*, we still need to see the game released afterall.

*Obuliete, or however you spell it.

 

[takedown47]

when you click excellent the voice of mr burns should say "eeexcellent"

 

[Alerias]

For gross incompetence leading to a delay in the release of AHD, and crimes against humanity for failing to send me an autographed early copy, you are hereby cast forevermore to the Oubliette.

May God have mercy on your soul, for the rats will have none on your hide. In nomine Patris, et Romanorum Imperator Augustus.

hmy:

 

[unmerged(209891)]

Let him out...as soon as he finds a way to stop ping-ponging, that is .

 

[soran]

guys even tho we have to wait another week...I say we get the lords of the realm to vote, I suggest the LOrd Johan anderson, baron of paradox, be put under STRICT house arrest, we still need to see the game released afterall.

i plead to let him out on bail if he offers an early release for us pre-orderers o

 

[Alerias]

Think long-term and dont shortsell the opportunity. We can have him on a code-release program where he'll get 14 cents an hour and watery lukewarm mashed patato meals making patches 18 hours a day! Think of the possibilities, people!!

 

[Dogia]

Johan is a courtier in Sweden, I wonder what other evil things we can do to him? Assasination?

I wonder if there is anyway to manouver him into being our character, Maybe marrying him in a matrilineal marriage... nope that work.

 

[Alerias]

Johan is a courtier in Sweden, I wonder what other evil things we can do to him? Assasination?

I wonder if there is anyway to manouver him into being our character, Maybe marrying him in a matrilineal marriage... nope that work.

Edit him into being a count would work...

 

[Scott1964]

Tax him into space. :rofl:

 

[Alerias]

Tax him into space. :rofl:

He's Swedish. Taxing him further would cause a mathematical paradox

 

[Johan]

Have you found the other team-members?

 

[Taiisatai64]

For gross incompetence leading to a delay in the release of AHD, and crimes against humanity for failing to send me an autographed early copy, you are hereby cast forevermore to the Oubliette.

May God have mercy on your soul, for the rats will have none on your hide. In nomine Patris, et Romanorum Imperator Augustus.

hmy:

Valar morghulis.

 

[KroganElite]

Valar morghulis.

Valar Dohaeris

 

[Alerias]

Have you found the other team-members?

Yep, not too hard when you pack em all in a file called eastereggs.txt

I thought you deserved a bit more attention actually, you have low stats and no traits. Fredrik was much funnier.

add_trait = "midas_touched"
add_trait="deceitful"
add_trait="paranoid"
add_trait="zealous"
add_trait="cruel"
add_trait="greedy"