I show the map when I am in war. And that shall be so in the next update =DDylan305 said:
I really thank You for the comments. Each one of them praises me to make another one as soon as I can =)
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I really thank You for the comments. Each one of them praises me to make another one as soon as I can =)
Nice to see your AAR are up and running 
It will be intresting to see what direction you take with the Timurids.
It will be intresting to see what direction you take with the Timurids.
Dylan305 said:
I am more interested in my middle and late-game survival...Lord Martin said:Nice to see your AAR are up and running
It will be intresting to see what direction you take with the Timurids.
I won't say what my goals are until the goal is done =p
Today I'm brining my neighbour perhaps we'll think up something funny together.
In the meantime, say what you think on the AAR so far. Suggestions are Really(Really!) welcome.
Oh yeah ! I Totally forgot.
Would you want the updates very detailed?
More detailed as in to have very not much important stuff like side-royal marriages, small battles, rebels I beat the next day etc
Because that way, I might miss out on humour in some places(it could be repetetive) and each year seems to go off each half hour(so it also might take longer to update)
So shorter(around 10-15 pics each) more humour, or more detailed(30?) ones?
So your decision: More gameplay or more comedy?
Would you want the updates very detailed?
More detailed as in to have very not much important stuff like side-royal marriages, small battles, rebels I beat the next day etc
Because that way, I might miss out on humour in some places(it could be repetetive) and each year seems to go off each half hour(so it also might take longer to update)
So shorter(around 10-15 pics each) more humour, or more detailed(30?) ones?
So your decision: More gameplay or more comedy?
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More humor, don't go too in detail, unless it's an "interesting" or "weird" RM. Something like that.
Just keep it at what your doing, good humor, good amount of pictures, good about of text
Also, don't go to nonsense with the dialog, don't make it just random nonsense, I've seen AARs do that and they failed. Try to keep it funny, yet on course with the AAR at the same time
Just keep it at what your doing, good humor, good amount of pictures, good about of text
Also, don't go to nonsense with the dialog, don't make it just random nonsense, I've seen AARs do that and they failed. Try to keep it funny, yet on course with the AAR at the same time
kfijatass said:I really hope you mean it in the positive way
Err, what? Oh, sure, whatever.
Olaus Petrus said:
1410 game finished. Uploading pics. Expect update in... I dunno.
26 pics uploaded. Waiting for artistic vain.
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Part 1 - The rough awakening
TimuriAAR : Hrrr.... - He is sleeping.
Soldier : My Khan! We're winning!
TimuriAAR : Hrr... just 5 more minutes! Hrm.... - He is definetly sleeping.
Soldier 2 : Just leave him alone! - He screamed, as he slashed through the Georgian lines. The battle was fierce and the ground was soaked in blood. Actually, the ground was so soaked in blood that the Georgians were basically drowning.
Abu Said Khalil - My Khan! We have conquered Georgia, we are running down survivors! - He was one of the leaders he recruited. Or so TimuriAAR thought. He didn't have a name, so he called him after one of his pet monkeys.
TimuriAAR - ... *yawn* ... Ok... Send them a peace offer. All armies, to the Ottomans! - He shouted to the crowd. - Now please, If you don't mind, I'm trying to sleep here.
Most of the TIMURIDAAR! soldiers- YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaa!!!...a!!...a!...ah? - They were shh'd by the rest of the soldiers.
*2 days laterrrr...*
TimuridAAR has highly enjoyed sleeping over the whole campaign. After he got to himself, he got a spy report. The Ottoman forts were not giving up so easy for a reason. The Ottomans had a master plan. It had to be stopped.
The Ottomans have deeply regreted their lack of knowledge in the area of Maths. Everyone knows that if TimuridAAR wasn't a warlord he would be a nerd.
The TimuridAAR strike was so swift that they left only occupied provinces, skulls and happy Turkish pregnant women. The Turkish didn't excatly know who were they fighting against...
... making them much easier to run and crush them down... and maybe play some chess.
However, problems in the core of the country called. The Swiss were advancing and taking province by province. To ensure stability in our country, some of the men had to come back. The Swiss can't win in our own land.
Fortunately, the war in the Turkish lands were ending, unfortunately for the women In Greece, Bulgaria and Albania. The TimuridAAR hoarde was getting slowly disorganized, making the actual armies thinner and thinner. Therefore, the Happy Tourist Expedition From Samarkand(aka HTEFS) - as TimuridAAR liked to call it - had to come to an end.
The next day, TimuridAAR has booted his way to the Royal Turkish Palace in Greece. He wanted to personally negotiate the peace deal with the Ottoman King/Sultan/Khan/Tribelord/whatever.
TimuridAAR : I want it.
Ottoman King : But you won't get it.
TimuridAAR : Why?
Ottoman King: Well. You only won with my country in 84% so I can give you one province.
TimuridAAR : You got to be kidding me. I'm in your base killing your manz and you just want to give me one province?! - He got all red out of anger.
Ottoman King : Do you have a fever? I really don't want to get sick, you know.
TimuridAAR : I want 3 provinces. And relase that cool beet-coloured thing near Greece.
Ottoman King : This is Madness!
TimuridAAR : THIS IS SA MAR KAND!*echo* - He booted him.
Ottoman King : OUCH! That hurt!
TimuridAAR : Sorry.
Ottoman King : Geesh, fine. have those 3 provinces and albania. You bully! - He ran away crying.
TimuridAAR : .... Great success!
A few days later, after sleeping the victory parade over, his how-popular-now servant stormed in into his room.
TimuridAAR : Seriously, someone should put doors into my room so I can blame you for not knocking. WHAT?
Servant: My lord, the populace is astonished by your victories. However*cough* as usual *cough* we want *cough* more *cough*.
TimuridAAR: Just give me that piece of parchment and go away. Please. I'm really busy sleeping here. Bye.
On the next following years, The allies of TimuriARRia are slowly recognizing who left the largest amount of pregnant women in the Ottoman war. Apparently, one of them was the Candar Princess, leading Candar's current ruler to suicide. This is apparently great news for our little empire.
The religious situation in Georgia has called for help for many years, in the form of massive amount of rebels. Therefore, TimuridAAR sent an elite force of Woochers to calm them down.
Years later, a quite interesting offer came from a group of fellow peasants shouting outside his humble palace. They wanted someone to undress their lords. That was such a tempting idea that TimuridAAR just couldn't refuse.
The Woochers made a mediocre job. Actually, they only made trouble.
And then... there was The Happening. It was morning. TimuridAAR was lazy and just sitted around, while most of his army was cleaning off the rebel scum out of his land. His servant came in, bloody serious about whatever rebel army was vanquished, whether their remainings have started to siege another province, or whether they do... well... nothing really interesting.
TimuridAAR : For the last time, I do not want to hear this blabbering boredom!
Servant: But you have to, my Khan! Without it, our whole empire shall fall and perish!
TimuridAAR has took out his sword and stabbed him dead.
TimuridAAR : Take his body out of here, and recruit another one!
Servant 2: Yes my Khan!
This kind of situations weren't uncommon in that time. Ruling an empire takes more than just a manly beard. In the evening, TimuridAAR has screamed his throat out, rendering him to shout. He wanted to go to sleep, have some rest. All he wanted, was just a little bit of rest. Someone knocked on the newly-set door.
TimuridAAR : WH*cough* who is it?
TimuridAAR has opened the door. A dark, shadowy figure was there. He had dark red eyes.
TimuridAAR: It's.. you ! I Know YOU!
****: Yes... I'm Spam.
TimuridAAR: Stay away from me! Get away or I'll.. Guaarddd!-s-ss-sss..... - He died.
Unfortunately for TimuridAAR, noone really mourned after his death, apart from his women and some of his military leaders, also women. This is what all the tribe lords waited for. They fought all across the country, burning and killing everyone who oppose them.
There was a good side in the conflict, however. The armies were held by the iron hand of Abu Khalil Said and other leaders who remained loyal to TimuriAARia even after his death.
And so, one of those leaders came to power. His true name is unknown, but to honour his predecessor and to not make the name of his nation, TimuriAARia kind of pointless, he crowned himself TimuridAAR The II, The Khan of TimuriAARia. He had most of the previous army under his control, running down and made the fighting tribe lords submit to the will of TimuridAAR the II.
Unluckily, he wasn't too good at maths. If he wasn't a warlord he would definetly be a serf.
Though extremely effective with rebels, most of them have retreated all the way to the past Ottoman territories and Candar. Speaking of previous Candar, since when was it TimuridAAR's land? Maybe TimuridAAR the II is the son of the pregnant Candar princess? Who knows?*shrug*
Alas! The rebels have united under one banner, and proclaimed the lands of Candar and Anatolia as their own.
TimuridAAR the II was also known as the silent, because he was simply never seen to actually speak. Nobody really knows why. However, it wasn't a difficulty for TimuridAAR the II to order to vanquish those rebels. He has gone there personally with his loyal army.
Tough times await TimuridAAR the II. He knows he won't be as superior as his predecessor, but he knows one : He shall do his best to leave his mark on TimuriARRia's history.
End of Part 1.
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Damn, seriously it took me around 8 hours to write all this, and edit the pics as well as put them in here. So I really hope you enjoy it I tried to be as much in the comedy humour as possible, listening This is Sparta for the greater part of it.
I'm really sorry I didn't update in 0-7 days as I have planned but as you can see, It is really hard to get yourself to write this much and comment around 20 pics. Thank You for your understanding
Comment like crazy, kfijatass
TimuriAAR : Hrrr.... - He is sleeping.
Soldier : My Khan! We're winning!
TimuriAAR : Hrr... just 5 more minutes! Hrm.... - He is definetly sleeping.
Soldier 2 : Just leave him alone! - He screamed, as he slashed through the Georgian lines. The battle was fierce and the ground was soaked in blood. Actually, the ground was so soaked in blood that the Georgians were basically drowning.
Abu Said Khalil - My Khan! We have conquered Georgia, we are running down survivors! - He was one of the leaders he recruited. Or so TimuriAAR thought. He didn't have a name, so he called him after one of his pet monkeys.
TimuriAAR - ... *yawn* ... Ok... Send them a peace offer. All armies, to the Ottomans! - He shouted to the crowd. - Now please, If you don't mind, I'm trying to sleep here.
Most of the TIMURIDAAR! soldiers- YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaa!!!...a!!...a!...ah? - They were shh'd by the rest of the soldiers.
*2 days laterrrr...*
TimuridAAR has highly enjoyed sleeping over the whole campaign. After he got to himself, he got a spy report. The Ottoman forts were not giving up so easy for a reason. The Ottomans had a master plan. It had to be stopped.
The Ottomans have deeply regreted their lack of knowledge in the area of Maths. Everyone knows that if TimuridAAR wasn't a warlord he would be a nerd.
The TimuridAAR strike was so swift that they left only occupied provinces, skulls and happy Turkish pregnant women. The Turkish didn't excatly know who were they fighting against...
... making them much easier to run and crush them down... and maybe play some chess.
However, problems in the core of the country called. The Swiss were advancing and taking province by province. To ensure stability in our country, some of the men had to come back. The Swiss can't win in our own land.
Fortunately, the war in the Turkish lands were ending, unfortunately for the women In Greece, Bulgaria and Albania. The TimuridAAR hoarde was getting slowly disorganized, making the actual armies thinner and thinner. Therefore, the Happy Tourist Expedition From Samarkand(aka HTEFS) - as TimuridAAR liked to call it - had to come to an end.
The next day, TimuridAAR has booted his way to the Royal Turkish Palace in Greece. He wanted to personally negotiate the peace deal with the Ottoman King/Sultan/Khan/Tribelord/whatever.
TimuridAAR : I want it.
Ottoman King : But you won't get it.
TimuridAAR : Why?
Ottoman King: Well. You only won with my country in 84% so I can give you one province.
TimuridAAR : You got to be kidding me. I'm in your base killing your manz and you just want to give me one province?! - He got all red out of anger.
Ottoman King : Do you have a fever? I really don't want to get sick, you know.
TimuridAAR : I want 3 provinces. And relase that cool beet-coloured thing near Greece.
Ottoman King : This is Madness!
TimuridAAR : THIS IS SA MAR KAND!*echo* - He booted him.
Ottoman King : OUCH! That hurt!
TimuridAAR : Sorry.
Ottoman King : Geesh, fine. have those 3 provinces and albania. You bully! - He ran away crying.
TimuridAAR :
.... Great success!
A few days later, after sleeping the victory parade over, his how-popular-now servant stormed in into his room.
TimuridAAR : Seriously, someone should put doors into my room so I can blame you for not knocking. WHAT?
Servant: My lord, the populace is astonished by your victories. However*cough* as usual *cough* we want *cough* more *cough*.
TimuridAAR: Just give me that piece of parchment and go away. Please. I'm really busy sleeping here. Bye.
On the next following years, The allies of TimuriARRia are slowly recognizing who left the largest amount of pregnant women in the Ottoman war. Apparently, one of them was the Candar Princess, leading Candar's current ruler to suicide. This is apparently great news for our little empire.
The religious situation in Georgia has called for help for many years, in the form of massive amount of rebels. Therefore, TimuridAAR sent an elite force of Woochers to calm them down.
Years later, a quite interesting offer came from a group of fellow peasants shouting outside his humble palace. They wanted someone to undress their lords. That was such a tempting idea that TimuridAAR just couldn't refuse.
The Woochers made a mediocre job. Actually, they only made trouble.
And then... there was The Happening. It was morning. TimuridAAR was lazy and just sitted around, while most of his army was cleaning off the rebel scum out of his land. His servant came in, bloody serious about whatever rebel army was vanquished, whether their remainings have started to siege another province, or whether they do... well... nothing really interesting.
TimuridAAR : For the last time, I do not want to hear this blabbering boredom!
Servant: But you have to, my Khan! Without it, our whole empire shall fall and perish!
TimuridAAR has took out his sword and stabbed him dead.
TimuridAAR : Take his body out of here, and recruit another one!
Servant 2: Yes my Khan!
This kind of situations weren't uncommon in that time. Ruling an empire takes more than just a manly beard. In the evening, TimuridAAR has screamed his throat out, rendering him to shout. He wanted to go to sleep, have some rest. All he wanted, was just a little bit of rest. Someone knocked on the newly-set door.
TimuridAAR : WH*cough* who is it?
TimuridAAR has opened the door. A dark, shadowy figure was there. He had dark red eyes.
TimuridAAR: It's.. you ! I Know YOU!
****: Yes... I'm Spam.
TimuridAAR: Stay away from me! Get away or I'll.. Guaarddd!-s-ss-sss..... - He died.
Unfortunately for TimuridAAR, noone really mourned after his death, apart from his women and some of his military leaders, also women. This is what all the tribe lords waited for. They fought all across the country, burning and killing everyone who oppose them.
There was a good side in the conflict, however. The armies were held by the iron hand of Abu Khalil Said and other leaders who remained loyal to TimuriAARia even after his death.
And so, one of those leaders came to power. His true name is unknown, but to honour his predecessor and to not make the name of his nation, TimuriAARia kind of pointless, he crowned himself TimuridAAR The II, The Khan of TimuriAARia. He had most of the previous army under his control, running down and made the fighting tribe lords submit to the will of TimuridAAR the II.
Unluckily, he wasn't too good at maths. If he wasn't a warlord he would definetly be a serf.
Though extremely effective with rebels, most of them have retreated all the way to the past Ottoman territories and Candar. Speaking of previous Candar, since when was it TimuridAAR's land?
Maybe TimuridAAR the II is the son of the pregnant Candar princess? Who knows?*shrug*Alas! The rebels have united under one banner, and proclaimed the lands of Candar and Anatolia as their own.
TimuridAAR the II was also known as the silent, because he was simply never seen to actually speak. Nobody really knows why. However, it wasn't a difficulty for TimuridAAR the II to order to vanquish those rebels. He has gone there personally with his loyal army.
Tough times await TimuridAAR the II. He knows he won't be as superior as his predecessor, but he knows one : He shall do his best to leave his mark on TimuriARRia's history.
End of Part 1.
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Damn, seriously it took me around 8 hours to write all this, and edit the pics as well as put them in here. So I really hope you enjoy it
I tried to be as much in the comedy humour as possible, listening This is Sparta for the greater part of it.I'm really sorry I didn't update in 0-7 days as I have planned but as you can see, It is really hard to get yourself to write this much and comment around 20 pics. Thank You for your understanding
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, kfijatass
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:rofl:
Not to mention all those happy women in the Ottoman Empire! :rofl:
And this: :rofl:
Bit of a rebel problem you have there.
IMO that Sparta joke is getting bit old, but otherwise your update was just weird.
IMO that Sparta joke is getting bit old, but otherwise your update was just weird.
You could keep that to yourself. And this is not joking, this is just my way of writing ;o Go read other AAR's if you don't like this one.Olaus Petrus said:
Get a sense of humour
I'm really trying my best out here. Make a better one and have your AAR rolled over, see how that would feel for you mate.Nevertheless, I shall accept this unconstructive criticism.
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kfijatass said:You could keep that to yourself. And this is not joking, this is just my way of writing ;o Go read other AAR's if you don't like this one.
Get a sense of humour
No need to get mad if I said that I didn't like one of your jokes, but after reading several Sparta AARs of EU: Rome and when 60% of comments are "This is Sparta!" it can become bit tiresome phrase. Otherwise you managed to create weird surreal atmosphere which I enjoyed. I wouldn't be commenting if I didn't think that your AAR isn't worth reading.
Sorry if not liking one of your jokes insulted you, I thought that you would like to hear our opinion. Many AAR writers want to hear critical opinion of their readers in both good and bad. But in the future I will comment only the positive things.
Olaus Petrus said:
I didn't mean that. I just thought you mean weird in the negative way
xDAny joke is good
And I'm not mad at all ;o I'm just wondering how would you do with an AAR ;oNext time please be more detailed on your criticism, I just dislike comments with not constructive criticism
Didn't mean to offend by all means
kfijatass said:I didn't mean that. I just thought you mean weird in the negative way
I like weird.
Any joke is good
I have two abandoned AARs. Maybe one day when I have more time, I'll write new AAR. Feel free to laugh and mock those if you like.
http://forum.paradoxplaza.com/forum/showthread.php?t=301228&page=1&pp=20
http://forum.paradoxplaza.com/forum/showthread.php?t=313491
Next time please be more detailed on your criticism, I just dislike comments with not constructive criticism
Didn't mean to offend by all means
After reading the comment I realize that it might have given too harsh impression, which I didn't mean to give.
Nah, I don't mock abandoned AAR's I only give constructive criticism I give what I would prefer to receive ( tho positive encouragement always beats the rest ;p Sorry for the whole misunderstanding :*
Have a cookie :*
I <3 it that you <3 it
Thanks for the reply
Any other AAR comments :*?
I really like them all, I swear
I only give constructive criticism I give what I would prefer to receive ( tho positive encouragement always beats the rest ;p Sorry for the whole misunderstanding :*Have a cookie :*
Enewald said:
I <3 it that you <3 it
I tried my bestEUROO7 said:
Thanks for the reply Any other AAR comments :*?
I really like them all, I swear
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I have finished playing up to 1420. Got around 38 pics.(so there will be around 20-25 or so, will see)
If you have any personal comments or suggestions, as in who to eat next, what kind of moves should I do between 1420-1430, speak them out whenever you want to, preferably most of the time so that my AAR doesn't go on the 2nd page too quick
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If you have any personal comments or suggestions, as in who to eat next, what kind of moves should I do between 1420-1430, speak them out whenever you want to, preferably most of the time so that my AAR doesn't go on the 2nd page too quick
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