Only a woman can organise something like this properly
Serena Progetto, b. 1540, Venice
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1st December 1581, Rome
Early in the morning after the Feast of Andrew the Apostle, the offices of Nozze & Banchetto were honoured by the presence of Senator Kantakouzenos, who was somewhat irritated by the melodrama of the night. He had previously been informed by the Lady Antonia Maria Bonaventure-Corniglia that she owed much of the success of her wartime wedding to the meticulous preparation and organisation of Signora Progetto, founder of the firm, recently established in Rome to match a growing requirement. And so he was there in person.
The Senator was ushered past paintings by minor Italian artists of the various weddings organised by the company, into a large and airy meeting room decorated in light pastels, and served with coffee, a new fad in Roman society. He was soon joined by a breathless Serena Progetto, who hastily adjusted her dress as her ample figure, beloved of the artists of the time, crossed the room to greet Lord Kantakouzenos. No sooner had the usual pleasantries been exchanged than a troop of assistants filed into the room, and Signora Progetto began her spiel.
“First, I would like to thank you for considering Nozze & Banchetto for the upcoming nuptials of your loved ones. Let me first give you some background on our company, and the services we offer.”
Lady Antonia Maria had been right. The owner of Nozze & Banchetto was nothing if not exhaustive in her approach. Forty minutes later:
“And so, you can see, dear Lord Kantakouzenos, we are very well positioned to meet all of your upcoming needs, and can take care of all of the details. Our motto is “We Work so that You Enjoy” and these references…” and here a young pretty girl daintily pushed a folder across to Senator Kantakouzenos “… are proof that all our clients are happy with our skills and services.”
The Cretan nobleman had little time to do more than nod his head before Signora Progetto gushed:
“And now my first question: when is the happy event?”
“We had been planning something for the Spring.”
“1583?”
“No, actually, 1582.”
Serena’s smile faltered, but then the gleam of a challenge came into her eyes. Her fingers rippled through her diary, and she looked up beaming.
“Well, we should be able to organise something for late April. Shall we tentatively fix the date as 30th April – that’s the day after the Feast of St Catherine (one of my favourite saints, you know) and a Thursday. Is that all right with you? Good. That gives us nearly five full months, which should be just about enough. Now, the second question is – and <small polite cough> - just what were you budgeting for this wonderful event? Really? Well, we should be able to manage quite nicely with that, though I’m afraid it might not be quite as stunning as Lady Antonia Maria’s.”
She leaned forward conspiratorially. Lord Kantakouzenos could not help but admire her divine form. She breathed huskily:
“I suspect you know the truth of it, but I have a feeling that, well, the Doge made a certain not-very-small contribution to ensure the wedding was quite a spectacle!”
“Anyway, there is no need to worry about that! I can assure you that Nozze & Banchetto are quite equal to the task of creating a memorable experience on budgets much more constrained than yours. I always say that imagination is much more important. What we need to do is provide a theme – something with which you, Lord Kantakouzenos are quite familiar.”
“Now, shall we go over the details?”
The sun was setting as a weary Cretan Senator stumbled into the street. He had been presented with strict instructions by Signora Progetto to fix the date (with 30th April being her strong suggestion), and a theme for the wedding. Here Signora Progetto had suggested Arcadian, Russian or Chinese, though she was up for anything. Everything else, once agreed with Lord Kantakouzenos, would be taken care of by Nozze & Banchetto.
There. I’ve thrown in heaving bosoms again.