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Originally posted by Gandalf


Mmm, mayonaise! I'm sold!

Of course emperor dennis, you might have some trouble convincing the Americans in here. They tend to use ketchup, not mayo, on their fries.

(I'm American too but I picked up the habit of putting mayo on fries the last time I was in Belgium -- the rest of y'all should try it, it's not too bad.) :cool:

As an American, I think that most of us prefer a lot of salt on our fries. ED, if Brad can find some of his gold, is it possible to buy some stock in this company.

About the book, I am willing to answer any questions about what I have written. The probably easiest way to make a book about this, is to copy all of this into word, erase all the unnessacary posts, then work from there. Possibly asking each person to write a chapter for each post that they had, and then edit it. Finally, can I have a copy and proofread, if we get it off the ground??? Please???
 

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I'd be willing to pitch in, but more with suggestions than with actual writing. I think that you might consider employing Velocyrix, author of the Lorraine aar. He's an actual author :eek: and his aar is VERY good (if you haven't read it, you should). Just a thought.

The aar is moving so slowly b/c nothing's happening and b/c I don't have as much time to post as I did awhile back :D
 

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Ok, salt for every Senator too, but first The Senate needs to give its approval. And Warspite, San Fransesco Company would love to sponsor your novell when it gets an Official Sponsor of the Republic of Italy.
 
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Warspite, writing a novel based on this AAR is a great idea! However, if you want my advice I'd say don't bind yourself by trying to stick exactly to our posts in here. If you want it to read like an actual novel you'll have to just use this AAR as a general guide and write most of it in your own style. I'm here to help if you need any.
 

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I agree,

Trying to incorporate Senator Dude into your story with at least a serious note will be hard enough. :D

And the Goat Debate, and the UPS.....
 

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And the hunt for my Murderer!! :)


Make it a chronicle.
Moderator Warspite's Tales : The EU Forums and the Italy AAR(also contains new unreleased work, like the Ethiopia and Sweden AAR). :D
 
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ITALY 1579 APRIL - JULY

APRIL

By the tenth of April Donal McCollum and his Republican Guard have smashed their way through the rebels in Salzburg. Donal had reached his stride as a general, and had been whipping his men into a frenzy as they pursued the rebel forces over hill and vale. Despite the winding mountainous terrain of the Salzkammergut region (OOC: For you Americans just picture the countryside in the movie Sound of Music) the rebels find no where to hide from Donal's amazing Shock ability. Having cleared this province and liberated Salzburg, Donal then turns south and west to free a besieged Venezia.

Five days after McCollum's victory in Salzburg the Italian Freedom Army of 15,000 men lay siege to rebels in Helvetia, pinning a small garrison down in the fortress near Zurich. They settle in for a long siege.

MAY

A new revolt in the South Vespuccian province of Huanuco reminds Italy that even with the official war over, their stability is still very low, especially among the colonies. However, the Italian troops in the area are slowly stamping out the reistance.

In North Vespucci the intrepid explorer Antonio clears the northern peninsula of Sault of all natives. He reports to Italy that Sault is surrounded by several great lakes. To his south is a lake which the natives call Michigan (literally: Big Lake); the lake to his north he describes as being "superior to all lakes in size, depth and abundance of fish."

Admiral Quirini presents his summary report to the Senate, informing them that his patrol actions towards the end of the Turkish War resulted in the loss of ten galleys due to naval attrition.

JUNE

On the 5th Italian forces crush the rebels in Tuxpan, ending the rebellions in Central Vespucci and securing the Center of Trade there.

On the 10th an Italian Expeditionary Force of 11,000 is transported to Corsica by Admiral Guistinani's fleet, where they easily crush the insurrectionists there.

26th, Donal with his 30,000 man army who follow him like he is a god, reaches Venezia and completely obliterates the 40,000 rebels there. Astorio begins to take critisizm from his followers for losing this important city to Italy now. Nevertheless, Astorio was pleased to hear that his rebel commanders had followed his instructions destroying the Titian Fine Arts Academy of Venice before their final surrender. This senseless act of destruction obliterated many priceless and ancient works of art. All of Italy was outraged. Astorio was becoming hated more and more for his attrocities, and the Italian people demanded vengeance against him, his men, any states harboring him, and any innocent civilians that might happen to get in our way (OOC: Remind y'all of any recent events?) ;)

JULY

Antonio continues mapping the North Vespuccian region of the Great Lakes, clearing Duluth of natives by the 16th of this month.

On the 25th a new Quick Response Army of 11,000 troops moves from Milan into Savoie, laying siege to the fortess there, and demanding the surrender of the pro-Astorio governor holed up there. The governor refuses, holding out the vain hope that Astorio will yet come to his rescue. This was not to be, as four days later Donal McCollum and his men corner Astorio in Castle Ehrenburg in the northwest corner of Tyrol. Donal settles in for a long siege since the fortress of Ehrenburg is a small but impressive castle built on a rocky crag nestled in the Austrian Alps just south of Wurtemburg overlooking the small town of Reute. The only approach to the castle is straight up a steep and treacherous incline which ends in the solid stone walls of the fort which at the moment was bristling with rebel defenders. Like an immature child Astorio would stand atop his walls and taunt Donal, boasting about the impenetrability of his defenses. Little did he realize that his days were soon to come to a bloody end.
 
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I think Forster, as acting-Doge, needs to make the final decision on whether to accept this McFrancesco fast food chain as the Official Sponsor of the Italian Republic. :cool:
 

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Ok!!! I beg you, Doge Forster, to make San Fransesco Corporation an official sponsor of the Italian Republic!!! Further negotiations are possible.

San Fransesco Co.
 

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Hi folks, great update gandalf as always. Do we know if Giovanni rescued his son or not, is that a happy ending (jeep?)

Good to see Italy coming back together, it is ironic how this whole thing is playing out. How mosquitodrivers Astorio has taken on the likes of a recent real villain, (mosquitodriver, you still there?)

As for the book ideas, well i certainly have many ideas in the works. None of which matter until i can work things out with paradox. I do not plan on writing the book word for word with our posts. Actually its going to be completely revised but based on much of what we have accomplished. The goal will be to glorify the game (thereby getting paradoxs product some added publicity), create a vivid scene based on our Italy AAR adventures and to implement characters (not all) of those who participated in the story line, if all goes well.

Talk to you later.
 

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I would like to see how you interpret the Constitution Movement into the draft.
 

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I think I'll leave such an important decision for the real Doge, when he returns. I don't particularly want to commit Italy to a franchise for fast food. Italy has too much good food for such stuff. :D
 

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In my opinion, I think that we should not have the mighty Italian Republic sponsered by a lowly company runned by middle class merchants.:D Actually this is to corny for me, I think that we should not accept this marketing proposal. Anyways, he did not mention any tithings to the pope.
 

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I vote no on the McFrancesco proposal. It is a disgrace to all Italy!!! Such middle class nonsense should not be tolerated. In its place I nominate the Storia winery! A much finer dining institution, I must say.
 

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Bruno Ponce-Jones, the Senator from Genoa hadn't been heard from in years. Oh yes he had been sitting that whole time in the very same seat that he always did but had neither contributed to or impeded the work of the Senate.

*Bruno Ponce-Jones steps up to the podium to make speech. An action he hadn't attempted in a long time*

My fellow Senators, i come to you today with a heavy heart but newly born ambition and livelyhood. I've been in the Senate 15 years now and hope i've contributed something in that time. I've been distracted for a long time from taking sides or even stating my opinion on topics.

As a man of 46 years old, i've begun to look back upon my life and i find great joy in my accomplishments and have been proud to add my part to the glory that is our Senate. I came to this senate not seeking to help the people but to further my own wealth. Those were incorrect motives to join but i soon developed a great desire to serve my country. During this time my wealth grew anyway but wasn't my main desire. I've decided that i should give up my position while i still have some time left to enjoy it. So, with great pride and happiness i bid you farewell and leave with you my greatest desire for the continued success of you all.

*Bruno steps down from the podium, and looks back at it with a look of fond remembrance and walks out the door*

*OOC: Hiya folks! I, as you may have already figured out, got distracted from EU. I figured i'd send my Senator out with a bang instead of letting him grow old and fade out. :) I can't wait for EU2 and you may again see some form of Bruno's family on these boards and can't wait to learn the ins and outs of the new game. Hope to see you folks around sometime around the boards. Laters all!*

Btw, if for some reason this is my last visit here, i leave you with the words made famous by the great General MacArthur "Old soldiers never die. They just fade away."
 

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The Pope, on the subject of McFran#!@&!

Pope Gregory XIII (Ugo Buoncompagni), b. 1502, Bologna

In the rapidly darkening Vatican, the Pope’s personal secretary, Bishop Nongotti, finishes off his most recent letter to Doge Forster, his face a mask of serious concern.

“Most Beloved Son,

It has come to the Curia’s notice that there is a proposal regarding McFrancesco’s. While the Pontiff applauds the notion of cheap food for the masses, certain members of the Sacred College are strongly advocating that an interdict be declared against the Italian nation if this perversion is allowed to proceed.

In other news, the Holy Father wishes to send his regrets regarding his only occasional participation in the councils of the Italian Empire, as currently, following the heinous attack on the Academy of Titian, the Vatican is going through a period of “rightsizing” and salary cuts which are diverting his attention.

Should anything of supreme theological importance crop up, the Pontiff would be glad to receive notification by PM-pigeon.”

Wearily, the bishop entrusts the letter to the Roman Snail Service, the use of the United Pigeon Service being restricted now to the really important stuff only, like, say, Bulls.
 

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Duke Farnese of Parma:
That fastfood is a disgrace to our society!!!!
Therefore I will open chique retaurants with the best food of Italy in all major cities. I hope to attract some winerys like Storia to make this a true ambassdor for Italy. Therefor I plan on expanding the restaurants to all major cities in the world. This would then be a Italian home in all the world!!! However we still need a bit of money, therefore I humbely ask the Italian state to become co-partner.
 
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Sorry to see Bruno go Talmonious. You know, he wouldn't have gotten much older anyway. Didn't you hear, the world is going into suspended animation in 2 1/2 years anyway. So Bruno will get to stay the same age until at least December.
 

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The Duke of Parma says adieu Bruno and farewell!!! (or was the other way around????)