Chapter Thirty
Redmond's Fourth Term, 1904-1908
After being elected to a record fourth straight term, Redmond set about furthering the colonization of the interior of Africa. Namely, expanding the holdings in Nigeria.
On February 2, 1904, the troops returned home to silent crowds. Not out of respect, but solemn, stoic dislike.
The rapid destruction of life with little gain brought the Irish population heavily against the war. So, out of respect for the troops, they did not jeer, just simply watched. These soliders never fully recovered from the intense moment of pyscho-loathing. So much so, that in 1905 Sigmund Freud would be called in from Prague to analyze some of them. In his report, which was acclaimed internationally, he said, "Thus, it must be concluded that the intense psycho-emotional output of the negative environment caused a massive hemmorage in both the Id and Ego. In the Super Ego, however, it has done worse, ruining all emotional sanctity, and thus the soliders are reduced to being nearly dependent on the Id, becoming irrational, pleasure driven individuals."
It didn't help that the liquor flowed rather cheeply in Ireland, as the newest distillery in Istra was being constructed, as a joint venture between Guinness and Heiniken, called Guiniken.
In international events, after centuries of being under foreign rule, Norway gained independence from Sweden on June 17, 1905. Ireland sent Norway a complementary cask of Guinness, and the entire Norwegian parliament proceeded to get drunk, which made international headlines. Nonetheless, relation between Norway and Ireland warmed.
However, rumblings of a massive Liquor worker's strike threatened Ireland's economy. In order to avert it, the reticent Redmond gave some power to ISP leader James Connolly to fix the situation, and thus the
Connolly-Redmond Workingman Act of 1905 was born.
Later, Redmond would regret giving Connolly a bit of power, because he never let go. Thus, by 1906, it was more of a power-sharing deal, with Redmond as a figurehead PM, with Connolly pulling the strings behind his back.
By July of 1906, the rapid Irish migration to Trieste blew statistics out the window, with the Irish making up 55% of the population after only 2 1/2 years of occupation.
Shortly thereafter, the Allied Entente fell apart, with russia declaring colonial war on Great Britain. Bad move, here's why:
On April 14, 1907, a new nation was added to the evergrowing BCEU, New Zealand. Being the latest dominion to join, they were given the shortest chair for their confrence in London in August.
And before Ireland knew it, an election rolled around! However, a new census was taken, and the number of seats changed from 127 to 221. The largest city was still Dublin, at 4,658,000 people, followed by Sligo with 2,905,000, and Belfast with 2,858,000 people. Anyway, the election pitted ISP Connolly vs. Whig Redmond vs. Conservative Sullivan. The Conservatives failed to gain traction, as did the ISPs, so the election looked to be anotehr mundane one. The Whigs, as predicted, won. However, when Ireland awoke on January 1, 1908, they did not have PM Redmond at the helm. It was PM Connolly now. Ireland was shocked, and no one knew what happened. Only the insiders knew that Connolly had essentially filled the vacuum left by Duffy's death by painting himself and acting like the newest political godfather. Ireland was on the edge of revolt, but when Connolly dismembered his own Anti-Colonial virtues in his opening speech, the nation calmed down and returned to normal. Redmond was furious, and swore to get even with Connolly even if it took him until the day he died.