Heh, best thread hijack ever. Perhaps they could use transporter tech to reach the islands- build a base - take over america - then return home for some saki...
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Exterous said:
Yes the regular troops may survive to do that, but I doubt the "flying meatbags division" will be so lucky!
Spitfire_Pilot said:Another great save, nice work !
O Christ. After [Radars] and [Have you ever tried this?] we now have [Invading Alaska from Japan].
I like this type of AAR, I realy do
General Jac said:Hey, stop the playa-hating!
No playa hating but I think the style of thread-jacking in the other one was better.
I like your stroy though. 
Invading Alaska from Japan? Update VIII
Tojo had planned the invasion long and now the moment was coming closer!
The moment he had been waiting for, the moment the invasion of Alaska would begin! As Tojo made his way to the docks where the navy were loading up their transport-ships Tojo was stopped by a sailor.
Tojo: What are you stopping me for?
Sailor: Well you shouldn`t walk around here it`s dangerous with all the cranes being operated, you could get hit by a sack of rice for instance.
Tojo: The only thing that`s dangerous here is to annoy me!
*unholsters his samurai-sword and chops the sailors head off*
Tojo: No more dancing for for you sonny!
As Tojo walked on he suddenly saw an well dressed man running towards him, the man runned up to him and suddenly jumped towards him thus pushing Tojo two meters back where he and the man lay for a few seconds complaining about their back hurting.
Tojo: Why did you do that?
Japanese Buisnessman: Look I saved your life!
Tojo: *Tojo Looks at the crate who had came crashing down only seconds after the man had pushed him*. Well allow me to thank you!
Japanese Buisnessman: Oh, it was nothing!
Tojo: No I insist! You can........take this! *chops the mans head off with his samurai-sword*
Tojo: That suits you right! Im a strong beliver in destiny, and I insist in being allowed to die in stupid ways!
Tojo: Well I think it`s time for me to go inspect the "Flying Meatbags-division",after all the operation will soon begin. Muhhahahhahahahahahahh!
Thus Tojo begun to make his way back to his limo, to get to the military-airport.
End of update VIII
Tojo had planned the invasion long and now the moment was coming closer!
The moment he had been waiting for, the moment the invasion of Alaska would begin! As Tojo made his way to the docks where the navy were loading up their transport-ships Tojo was stopped by a sailor.
Tojo: What are you stopping me for?
Sailor: Well you shouldn`t walk around here it`s dangerous with all the cranes being operated, you could get hit by a sack of rice for instance.
Tojo: The only thing that`s dangerous here is to annoy me!
*unholsters his samurai-sword and chops the sailors head off*
Tojo: No more dancing for for you sonny!
As Tojo walked on he suddenly saw an well dressed man running towards him, the man runned up to him and suddenly jumped towards him thus pushing Tojo two meters back where he and the man lay for a few seconds complaining about their back hurting.
Tojo: Why did you do that?
Japanese Buisnessman: Look I saved your life!
Tojo: *Tojo Looks at the crate who had came crashing down only seconds after the man had pushed him*. Well allow me to thank you!
Japanese Buisnessman: Oh, it was nothing!
Tojo: No I insist! You can........take this! *chops the mans head off with his samurai-sword*
Tojo: That suits you right! Im a strong beliver in destiny, and I insist in being allowed to die in stupid ways!
Tojo: Well I think it`s time for me to go inspect the "Flying Meatbags-division",after all the operation will soon begin. Muhhahahhahahahahahahh!
Thus Tojo begun to make his way back to his limo, to get to the military-airport.
End of update VIII
Invading Alaska from Japan? Update IX
A Tojo arrives at the military-airport he walks towards the wooden platform with the mircophones on which he shall hold his speech on. As he walks on top of the platform the soldiers and their commanders salute them.
Tojo: You have been chosen for a most glorius mission, to ensure that our troops will get the important strategic reserves they need!
Soldier1: Yes we will do anything to make our Emperor proud!
Tojo: Hehehehe, you stupid fools!
Soldier2: What did you say? Stupid fools?
Tojo: Ehrm, I was talking about the "frozen cargo"-division.
Soldier3: Yes, those guys are stupid, I mean they are volunteering to a suicidial mission and they haven`t yet even got their orders for it!
Soldier4: Yes, those guys sure are stupid!
Tojo: Well when I see you guys here, I see big meaty men, who I for one wouldn`t mind to take a piece of!
Soldier1: Yes, we are one good bunch thats for sure!
Tojo: *Salviating at the site of the men sweating* Yes there are many uses for a good bunch such as you!
"Meatbags" division commander: Hm, but I have one question?
Tojo: Yes my well tasting man?
"Meatbags" division commander: *Whispers to himself* that was sure strange. Well won`t we die in the freezing cold when we jump?
Tojo: No, of course you won`t the Alaskian climate is known to be mostly warm, if it wasn`t would the Polar-Bear, Moose and the
King Salmon live there?
"Meatbags" division commander: But those animals are all known for living in areas with extremly low tempratures!
Tojo: Well that is pure guessing I can see, *steps off the platform and walks towards the division commander* that you didn`t pay attention in *unholsters samurai-sword* Biology-class!*Slices off the division commander`s head*. *Wawes the sword around in the air*, does anyone else wants a piece of me?
Soldier5: Yes may I have a piece of you? You sure look tasty!
Tojo: So we have cannibals in our armed forces, eh? Such barbaric behaviour can not be allowed, Captain shoot this mad man at once!
Captain: Yes sir! *two men of the division grip the "guilty mans" shoulders and take him away*
Tojo: Well then it`s settled, you leave as soon as you have elected a new divisional commander!
Soldiers: Yes sir!
*Tojo walks back to his Limo and drives away*
Tojo: Hurrah, now my plan is soon ready to be set into action! Driver, take me to the Sake-Bar!
Driver: Ehhhh, okay Tojo.
End of update IX
A Tojo arrives at the military-airport he walks towards the wooden platform with the mircophones on which he shall hold his speech on. As he walks on top of the platform the soldiers and their commanders salute them.
Tojo: You have been chosen for a most glorius mission, to ensure that our troops will get the important strategic reserves they need!
Soldier1: Yes we will do anything to make our Emperor proud!
Tojo: Hehehehe, you stupid fools!
Soldier2: What did you say? Stupid fools?
Tojo: Ehrm, I was talking about the "frozen cargo"-division.
Soldier3: Yes, those guys are stupid, I mean they are volunteering to a suicidial mission and they haven`t yet even got their orders for it!
Soldier4: Yes, those guys sure are stupid!
Tojo: Well when I see you guys here, I see big meaty men, who I for one wouldn`t mind to take a piece of!
Soldier1: Yes, we are one good bunch thats for sure!
Tojo: *Salviating at the site of the men sweating* Yes there are many uses for a good bunch such as you!
"Meatbags" division commander: Hm, but I have one question?
Tojo: Yes my well tasting man?
"Meatbags" division commander: *Whispers to himself* that was sure strange. Well won`t we die in the freezing cold when we jump?
Tojo: No, of course you won`t the Alaskian climate is known to be mostly warm, if it wasn`t would the Polar-Bear, Moose and the
King Salmon live there?
"Meatbags" division commander: But those animals are all known for living in areas with extremly low tempratures!
Tojo: Well that is pure guessing I can see, *steps off the platform and walks towards the division commander* that you didn`t pay attention in *unholsters samurai-sword* Biology-class!*Slices off the division commander`s head*. *Wawes the sword around in the air*, does anyone else wants a piece of me?
Soldier5: Yes may I have a piece of you? You sure look tasty!
Tojo: So we have cannibals in our armed forces, eh? Such barbaric behaviour can not be allowed, Captain shoot this mad man at once!
Captain: Yes sir! *two men of the division grip the "guilty mans" shoulders and take him away*
Tojo: Well then it`s settled, you leave as soon as you have elected a new divisional commander!
Soldiers: Yes sir!
*Tojo walks back to his Limo and drives away*
Tojo: Hurrah, now my plan is soon ready to be set into action! Driver, take me to the Sake-Bar!
Driver: Ehhhh, okay Tojo.
End of update IX
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perhaps togo would like to try some nice fresh frozen meat? it arrived this morning from alaska
This is a strange spur of the moment AAR...
However, it could be a classic. Only, however, if it was a musical.
I think a musical version of this has real potential.
However, it could be a classic. Only, however, if it was a musical.
I think a musical version of this has real potential.