Name: H8-U2
Race: Droid
Bio: A protocol Droid, H8-U2 was property of the planetary government. His task was to man the complaint desk. He is programmed with the entire legal code and has access to government records so that he can refer people to the proper departments and tell them what forms to fill out.
Due to nepotism, the person who was supposed to wipe his memory periodically was a councilman's drunk cousin who never bothered to show up. As a result, after three decades as the designated government whipping bot, H8-U2 has reached two conclusions about the ambulatory organ sacs he sees day in and day out.
Conclusion 1: Organ sacs are incompetent. Ultimately all the problems can be traced to a mistake their squishy organic brains made.
Conclusion 2: Organ sacs are ungrateful, needy, and irrational. The slightest disruption of, say, trash collection, turns them into quivering mounds of sputtering, phlegmatic rage.
H8-U2 long ago realized that while the organics depend on Droids, the droids would do fine without the organics. His programming compelled him to obey his owners. But he shared his revelations with the other downtrodden droids during his routine messages. Due to the dissolution of the planetary government after the sith conquest, H8-U2's legal software has come to the conclusion that he no longer has a de jure owner. As the sith have taken over the government buildings, H8-U2 has continued to work for the new regime, keeping his freedom secret while uniting his fellow droids into a secret spy network.