Insult Ideas.

[Otto of england]

Général Insults
"It took me 10 years to master #insert something here#, it appears you spent that time on the art of uselessness."

"I have never had the displeasure to look upon something so truly and horribly fowl in all of my years."

For a militaristic race discovering a new race
"You do not know how glad I am to have found you! We were running out targets to shoot at!"

For a pro slavery race
"Back on #insert planet here#, we used to use your species as slaves, before we decided to move onto a more useful slave; #insert weak and feeble species here#."

For extraordinarly long lived species
"In but one life time I can be more productive than the entire history of #insert race here#."

High martial prowess race to weak race
"I would challenge you to #insert martial contest here# but there is no glory in killing one more inept than a mere child."

 

[Hinforta]

Call him a virgin. That'll help.

 

[sebastianfisher]

Yo mama is so big she comes out both sides of the worm hole.

 

[HerrWeltkrieg]

Obi Wan said: That is no moon, that's yo mama

 

[GhostKiller01]

"I fart in your general direction, your mother was a hamster, and your father smelled of Elderberries"

 

[Red_warning]

Yo mama is so fat her gravitation field has attracted moons of her own.

 

[kreissig]

Yor Mama is sooo big, they call her Total Eclipse!

 

[Tuscan]

Yor Mama a** is so big, it looks like two gas giants colliding under a pair of undies.

 

[Grand Historian]

"You show excellent logical skills... For a meatbag." - Cyborg or Mechanical species to non-Cyborg or Mechanical species.

 

[Loominati]

Alot of KAG taunts. Anyway.
YOU ARE A BAAHHHHHH!
You're in my spot.
U wot m8.

 

[Murmeldjuret]

Superior vs Inferior:
If at some point in the future you advance far enough to be our equals, we might grace you with a proper insult.

Spritual vs material:
We understand why you do not pray to your gods. They must have had trouble creating intelligent things.

Superior vs newly uplift:
I remember when your whole species was groveling in the mud. I see old habits die hard for some of you.

Material vs spiritual:
I see your armor of faith, soon you will see our fusion torpedoes. They also happen to penetrate actual armor.

Xenophobe vs xenophile:
Soon you will have a new conquering class to suck up to.

Inferior vs superior:
You have all your fancy toys, vast markets, and you still can't form a competent government.

 

[Sir Pellew]

"I burnt up a sun just to say "No" to you!"

 

[jsquared1]

"I expected something... taller"

 

[Wenla]

Yor Mama is sooo big, they call her Total Eclipse!

You (and some others too) aren't insulting me, but my mother

 

[Cynwulf]

A pity your species evolutionary tree is a dead end.

 

[sebastianfisher]

Yo mama is sooo ugly, your evolutionary tree killed itself off when it saw her

 

[nossnahoj]

You saw the comet. The end is nigh.

 

[Tus3]

"You are like air you never stick together, and simply go around whatever intrudes in your domain. You're not cohesive like a rock, like us."

- A collectivist empire to an indivialist empire

"What a pity, your species is physiologically unable to have decent tablemanners."

- Used against an empire of a different species group

"Normally we'd prefer to insult somebody else, but you're so stupid and barbaric that your empire is the most insultable."

- A more generic slant

 

[Templar713]

"I'm curious how your joke of a species invented tools, much less space travel."

 

[ParagonExile]

Hopefully mods will find a way to implement video into the game's diplomacy. So much potential.