Insult Ideas.

[aitaituo]

"Thank you for telling us the wonders of your 'sliced bread.' Indeed, it is a marvel that you marvel at it. In gratitude, we shall demonstrate the wonders of our photon torpedoes. They will destroy one of your ships for each second of our time wasted."

 

[Boops]

What the squanch did you just squanching say about me, you little glip glop? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Federation Navy, and I've been involved in numerous raids on the tusken raiders, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire FN armed forces. You are nothing to me but another target. I will wipe you the squanch out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before in this galaxy, mark my squanching words. You think you can get away with saying that bantha fodder to me over the internet? Think again, squancher. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across this star system and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, mollusk. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your empire. You're squanching dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare tentacles. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Federation Navy Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable empire off the face of this sector, you little poodoo. If only you could have know what unholy retribution your little "clever" insult was about to bring down upon your empire, maybe you would have held your squanching tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you oridamn pointed-eared hobgoblin. I will poodoo fury all over your fleets and your empire will drown in it. You're squanching dead, kiddo.

 

[ParagonExile]

What the squanch did you just squanching say about me, you little glip glop? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Federation Navy, and I've been involved in numerous raids on the tusken raiders, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire FN armed forces. You are nothing to me but another target. I will wipe you the squanch out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before in this galaxy, mark my squanching words. You think you can get away with saying that bantha fodder to me over the internet? Think again, squancher. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across this star system and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, mollusk. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your empire. You're squanching dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare tentacles. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Federation Navy Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable empire off the face of this sector, you little poodoo. If only you could have know what unholy retribution your little "clever" insult was about to bring down upon your empire, maybe you would have held your squanching tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you oridamn pointed-eared hobgoblin. I will poodoo fury all over your fleets and your empire will drown in it. You're squanching dead, kiddo.

I have seen this literally hundreds of times, but every time I see it it only gets funnier.

 

[vyshan]

Personally I rather of have plenty of diplomatic incidents over diplomatic Insults.

 

[glupor]

You fight like a dairy farmer

 

[HarryB922]

Oh yeah, well %$*! you, you $&$#$@*%^!

If I can edit my own insults, the galaxy will be very foul mouthed indeed

 

[zukodark]

It should be different based on your ethics. A xenophile race shouldn't complain about the race of the empire, rather about other things.

 

[Sir Pellew]

More Dr. Who references ....

You are only better at one thing ... you are better at dying!

You know, you’re the classic example of the inverse ratio between the size of the mouth and the size of the brain.

For pacifist races: I hate guns, but for you I will make an exception!!

 

[Taipan]

With a deep bow to Basil Faulty:

“You snobs! You stupid, stuck-up, toffee-nosed, half-witted upper-class piles of pus!”
"Now, would you like to eat first, or would you like a drink before the war...!"
"What have you got for brains? Sponge cake?"
"You are a big, bad tempered tomato."
"Benzedrine puff adder"
"an aging, brilliantined stick insect"

 

[Taipan]

and a second deep bow to Blackadder:

“Worst idea since someone said ‘yeah let’s take this suspiciously large wooden horse into Troy, statues are all the rage this season’.”
"Your brain for example, is so minute that if a hungry cannibal cracked your head open, there wouldn't be enough to cover a small water biscuit."
"‘The eyes are open, the mouth moves, but Mr Brain has long since departed, hasn’t he?"
“Sod off and if I ever meet you again, it will be twenty billion years too soon.”
'Have you ever wondered what your insides looks like?"

 

[6076]

Aliens to Humans:
"Your body is as ineffective as... nope, there is nothing comparable to your body's ineffectiveness."

But human form is perfect and effective.

 

[Alectron]

A few Mass Effect ones
"You. Big. Stupid. Jellyfish."
"You humans are all racist!"
"Sometimes I can't tell your species from the animals"
And the one Fallen empires may use
"Amusing. Your species have finally mastered writing"
"Primitives."

 

[Turnil]

oeps. wrong button. I was looking for a inteligent race.

dumass say what?

 

[ikki]

Human to fungoid: your people is so lowly you eat our shit!

Fungoid answers: you guys can produce fertilizer from that gland in your sitting-part? Excellent. We will enslave you have you produce nothing but endless fertilizer and have you handfeed it to our myceles.

 

[Vanhal]

For some reason, anyone who is not a Tau and hear that, gears for war immediately (except Orks, they can't "gear" for war by definition). Actually, in WH40k anything one faction says to another is usually recieved as insult.

 

[Jean-Luc]

 

[shiro the bushi]

"May your kind be thrown into the hottest of suns."
"The Terrans may use the term savagery to describe a dry wit we use it to describe your lifestyle."
"To the 'noble leader' of (enter race here) I doubt i could meet an asteroid thats less entertaining than you."

 

[Tuscan]

"The last time I saw something like that it was being served on a plate."
- Lwaxana Troi (ST TNG)

 

[elpibeuruguayo]

Something based on this:

 

[kreissig]

Who's the Fungus among us?