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Due to the recent dev diary on diplomacy. I am just curious about what kind of insults you guys can come up with when species x insults species y.

Btw this is the first thread that I have made so apologies if I did something wrong.
 
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"Your kind is considered a delicacy where I come from!" -> Standard one, to be used against anyone.
"When I saw you [insert plural species name] for the first time, you were nothing more than pitiable piles of flesh crawling around in caves and devouring the dirt from the floor!" -> Use against former pre-sentients for maximal effect.
"Yesterday I scrunched a bug with my foot. The spot on the floor had some stunning similarities to your face." -> Especially against insectoid species.

Aliens to Humans:
"Your body is as ineffective as... nope, there is nothing comparable to your body's ineffectiveness."
"Our first researchers believed that the apes where version 2.0 of humanity... that theory seems to be correct."
"There are two kinds of humans: The first kind will be dead in one month. The second kind will be dead in two months."
(After defeating them in a war) "Humans: They go into the desert, but die because of heat. They say that aliens are dumb, but they can't colonise anything that's not perfect for their bodies. They go to space and die there, because they don't know how to use airlocks properly. But sometimes they are quite effective: They concentrate their forces at places where our fleets would arrive months later, because they are engaged in taking their undefended homeworld."
"Humans are strange beings, you know. They call their homeworld 'Dirt'! And also, in their last economic crisis they told everyone they didn't have any food, but they had at least five pets in every single building!"
"Surviving one world war is okay, but surviving two of them in the same century...!?"
"Why didn't that Third World War you always talk about happen? Life would be so much easier on Earth without you humans infesting every corner of that otherwise beautiful planet!"
"Oh, did the humans once again have one of their 'good ideas', huh? Like last year, when you just blew up your own colony with a mining ship? That's not bad luck anymore: That's just stupidity!"
 
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May whatever alien(tentacle-faced, spore laying, etc) god you believe have mercy on you, we will have none!
 
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"intelligent specie ? hum we have a doubt about that"

"sorry we believe you're a sort of virus or something like that"

"nothing better than the scent of the burning flesh of your people in the morning"

"oh my dinner try to do something, so cute"
 
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"You're brother will be delicious with spaghetti." To a fungoid race. (Btw it wasn't "brother" at first, but then I noticed someone could understand it wrong...)

There are many culinary jokes to be made :p
 
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Your low character is the subject of Greek plays!

May you be sown into the belly of a dead camel!

Your ancestors weep at the sight of you!

May wild boars mate over your grave!(old Tajik curse)
 
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My kind transcends your very understanding. We are each a nation - independent, free of all weakness. You cannot grasp the nature of our existence.
We have no beginning. We have no end. We are infinite. Millions of years after your civilization has been eradicated and forgotten, we will endure. Your words are as empty as your future. I am the Vanguard of your destruction.
 
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" Your empire is the domain of godless infidels, and your people writhe in their own decadence. Your sins pollute the galaxy such that even the divine look away in disgust."

-Spiritual empire to Materialist empire

"Our empire revels in the glorious advancements of science while yours chases fairy tales.Your ignorant, childish brains could not even begin comprehend our enlightenment."

-Materialist empire to Spiritual empire

"The [insert empire name here] is a weak nation of cowards and cravens. Natural selection ensures the inevitable extinction of their naive species."

-Militarist empire to Pacifist empire
 
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"Good news! Our scientists say they have developed a method for turning your corpses into nutritious compost, thus finally allowing your species to be useful for the first time in its history."


"In [Our Dictatorship], that which is useless or detrimental to the survival of the clan is abandoned. In [Enemy Democracy], it is instead apparently elected to the legislature."


"I see that generations of royal inbreeding have finally reached their inevitable conclusion, [Enemy Monarch Name]."


And, because some classics should be retained:
"Your species is so amazingly primitive, you still believe digital watches are a pretty neat idea."
 
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