I'm ashamed to say that this made me laugh out loud. Sorry Pip.
My wicked ploy to subvert El Pip is growing more effective.
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I'm ashamed to say that this made me laugh out loud. Sorry Pip.
It was just as needlessly detailed and obsessed with minutate as I had hoped.Ask and ye might receive, depending on who ye ask and the mood of ye olde askee.
Fortunately, I'm in a good mood, so here's the link.
At least you are ashamed.I'm ashamed to say that this made me laugh out loud. Sorry Pip.
Everyone needs a hobby I suppose.My wicked ploy to subvert El Pip is growing more effective.
At least you are ashamed.
I'd forgotten about them...well I suppose we know what your next aar is going to be!
If Ecuador lasts longer than Slovakia, I will take over and follow them to their bitter end. But if they succumb, then I shall ignore them and carry on with Plan A.
While I find Gutiérrez the most interesting (in a Victoria II kind of way), I agree I will miss zombie tank archbishop most of all.
Need to get a quote book thread on the aar general forums.
Ecuador has been defeated and Peru now has control over the Maranon River Basin. And the rest of Ecuador The German General Staff do not believe that the redeployment of the vast US air fleet that had been ineptly bombing Peru will make any difference to the war in Europe. Because German is so comprehensively doomed that things cannot practically get any worse.
"Army Detachment Steiner is not coming to rescue Berlin." Von Killinger said. "He is dying heroically for the Führer in the Baltic instead."
III. SS Panzerkorps under the leadership of General Steiner defending Tallinn while waiting for an evacuation which will never come. Steiner's corps contains neither Panzers nor SS divisions but does contain a surprisingly large amount of Luftwaffe Militia. Despite being militia the 20th was officially a 'Storm Division', an honorific distinction that is unlikely to make any significant difference to the attacking Soviets.
"Excellent news for the forces in the Alsace-Lorraine Pocket." Baron Von Killinger said.
"They might have a chance to escape?" Malar asked.
Tiso sighed as awaited the inevitable.
"No! They have a chance to die heroically needless deaths for the Fuhrer as they are now completely encircled." Von Killinger explained.
The Allies are avoiding liberating Luxembourg, because you would wouldn't you? Elsewhere the West Wall is mainly being attacked from the East, so the Allies at least have the benefit of surprise. And air support. And reserves of manpower. And a functioning industrial base. Basically they have every advantage and no excuse at this point.
I can't believe it's over
"What news from the front."
"Bad." Kubela said.
"Could we have more detail than that?" Tuka asked.
"Yes, you probably could." Malar said contemplatively.
It is important to re-read the classics.I was rereading this because its finished now and I'd forgotten most of it (and needed to get a feel for El Pip comedy again for research)
Hurrah!Behold! I have returned!
Why blame a laptop when you can blame Paradox for the forum upgrade? Or just for anything else that needs a cause.Whats that? Oh I do believe thats the first forum update about this AAR I've received since AugustMaybe it has something to do with my new laptop, who knows at this point. I shall celebrate this momentous occasion with beer, olives and Tiso&Tuka!2019
Thank you for that. The sort of feedback a writer dreams of.Ok, I finished page 117 now, thats enough catching up for today. It was an absolute joy reading this again.
It is hard to believe it has ended. It has been going on for so long that there is still a hole where once it sat.I can't believe it's over
Heresy! But also a rabbit hole of baffling Swedish design choices."No comrade Premier... it has only begun"
INEVITABLE DEFEAT 2: COMMUNIST SLOVAKIA DURING UNTHINKABLE
I am proud of him I admit. I think I'm more Pruzinsky myself (occasionally drifting into Fritz when I get caught up in details nobody should really care about).Malar is my spirit animal
I am delighted you enjoyed catching up.ITs been a joy to get back here every now and then and catch up on T&T's misadventures, congrats on completing it, @El Pip !
It is important to re-read the classics.
I'm also pleased that it stands up to re-reading.
Wise man. They are always to blame for all Slovak misfortunes. ;Since I haven't read the 2019 Comedy AAR of the Year since early 2019 (I blame the Czechs *spits*),
I am delighted you enjoyed this one, it is definitely a bit more consistent in tone and in my own view I definitely got better at writing because of it. I also developed an irrational interest in Slovakia from all this, it is irrational because none of them were nice (the exact opposite mostly), heroic (definitely not) or motivated by a noble cause (sort of but not really). Yet I always perk up a bit to see them mentioned, T&T did manage to leave that mark on me. So I am glad you and others enjoyed it, proves those psychological scars were worth it!I have binge-read every update starting with Colombia and her two very bony ministers and the one military chief split four ways. I thoroughly enjoyed the ride, El Pip. Every update was funny and filled with great moments. Bolivia's leader filling his cabinet with people in exile, people who are dead, and a person who is dead and buried in Paris. King Haakon shamelessly self-promoting his own AAR. Venezuela's hardcore dedication to peace. Light bulbs in Nazi Germany. Oman's incredibly dead cabinet. The stunning "I should be on a poster" look of Air Chief Marshall Barratt. The Slovakian government teleporting (!) to Berlin to meet its' dramatic end. And Hapsburg Empire trousers. Gotta have trousers.
I love this AAR, El Pip. Great work!
It is basically a prequel to Ged's exetential nightmare being a horrific world full of incompetence and dread where the very world itself wants you dead and doesn't paly by the rules.
There's also rare moments of heroism from Steiner, the nation of Ecaudor, some members of the British army etc, which stand in relief to every else being awful and stupid.