Even if I am alone, I still vote ii for the rationality!
I respect your commitment to a doomed cause. Not the most doomed cause, but still quite a doomed cause
Tank research: for a more futile Slovakia!
Please, tank devotees everywhere, to arms! Jump on this Panzerkampfbandwagen before it is too late!
According to the internet you are only the second person to have thought of Panzerkampfbandwagen, after a random person on Reddit. Congratulations. Possibly.
An armored counter-attack is never late, nor is it early. It arrives precisely when it means to.
Vote: TANKS.
Spoken like a true member of the armoured caucus.
Huzzah! More tanks, thanks!
Indeed.
Noted.
Nuclear Jet Submarine VTOL hip-flasks with radar-guided missiles and acoustic torpedoes
That certainly covers all the bases.
enate: Bill Nelson (D)
House: An Alligator With Sunglasses (I)
Governor: Jeb! (R)
Lieutenant Governor: Little Marco (R)
Attorney General: A Fidel Castro Impersonator (S)
Treasurer: The Manopoly Man (R)
Agriculture Commissioner: The Coach of the Jacksonville Jumbo Shrimp (G)
State house: A Member of a Minority (D)
State Senate: A Working Class White Person (R)
State Supreme Court: The Grandfather of the Alligator with Sunglasses from before (R)
Some other judges: The Starting Lineup of the Tampa Bay Lighting (D, R, I, L)
School board: Professor Dumbledoor (L)
Amendment 1: No
Amendment 2: No
Amendment 3: Yes
Amendment 4: Yes
Amendment 5: No
Marsy's Law, Judicial Retirement Age, and Judicial Interpretation Amendment: Yes
Survivor Benefits, Votes for College Fees, and College System Amendment: Yes
School Board Term Limits, Allow State to Operate Non-Board Established Schools, and Civic Literacy Amendment: No
Ban Offshore Oil and Gas Drilling and Vaping in Enclosed Indoor Workplaces Amendment: Yes
State and Local Government Structure Amendment: Yes
Repeal Prohibition on Aliens Property Ownership, Provision on High-Speed Rail and Criminal Statutes' Effect Amendment: No
Lobbying Restrictions Amendment: Yes
Ban on Wagering on Dog Races Amendment: Yes
Slovakia Tech Choice Ballot Measure: Tanks
That puts tanks only a couple of votes behind, El Pip out of interest what is the tiebreaker?
Furthermore it is my opinion that El Pip should continue with For King Haakon and the Fjords
Alas as you failed to copy the first 'S' of Senate your ballot is iniegible. The Slovak vote still counts.
Tie-break will be whatever is, in the considered opinion of the author, the funniest and/or more Slovakian thing to do.
It is good that the voting is coming to an end as I am starting to lose inspiration for new ways to vote for the
(get it? Nuclear THREEad...I will see myself out)
It is good you are seeing yourself out.
It is never too late to vote for Tanks!
Wise words.
Too true. So I will do so again (it’s a time zone thing
). Tanks for the memories.
I think you got away with that one. Counted.
Ok that does it, I'm making my younger siblings create accounts so they can vote (and decide this in favour of tanks)
Furthermore it is my opinion that El Pip should continue with For King Haakon and the Fjords
That is true comitment.
My brother tells me that this AAR is good (he also says to vote for tanks whatever that is so...)
1 vote for tanks
Given you've failed to make catastrophic spelling and grammar mistakes I am slightly dubious if you are indeed related, but you also probably aren't a sock puppet account. So the vote counts.
Well one out of two isn't that bad (I will keep working on the other), with that I think tanks has taken the lead
El Pip the current time is 7:20 pm and I don't think I will make it to midnight. Can I vote now for it to apply at midnight?
If so 1 vote for tanks
Furthermore it is my opinion that El Pip should continue with For King Haakon and the Fjords
No you cannot vote now for future application. Florida elections have few rules, but they are fiercely applied.
I am genuinely delighted that you chose to break a three year silence on this forum to vote
@Sir Lancealot . Thanks.
By my count tanks is up by 1 vote (assuming my early vote is NOT counted), this is going to be close
Furthermore it is my opinion that El Pip should continue with For King Haakon and the Fjords
I couldn't possibly comment.
From the latest popular musical in Bratislava...
Another round of bullets hits our 20mm sloped skin
Well, fire away 'cause today, I won't let the HEAT sink in
We are escaping from the reality and
Reaching for the hipflasks (we are warriors)
Yeah, that's what we've become (yeah, that's what we've become)
I won't let lack of tech break me down to dust
I know that there's a (Siberian) place for us
For we are the glorious [1st (Original & Best)]
When the sharpest words of Critical Realism wanna cut me down
I'm gonna send Jessenky, gonna Czech them out (*spit*)
I am brave, I am bruised
I am who I'm meant to be, this is TANKS!
Look out 'cause here I come
And I'm marching on to the Slovakian beat I drum
I'm not scared to be seen
I make no apologies, this is TANKS!
Oh-oh-oh-oh
Oh-oh-oh-oh
Oh-oh-oh-oh
Oh-oh-oh-oh
Oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh, oh, oh
This is TANKS!
It has been too long since a
@Davout song, so thank you for composing such beauty. A Platinum Hip-flask
(1st Class), for service to Music and Slovak Culture is yours for the asking.
One last vote for tanks! Even if it doesn't count, it's the thought that counts, and for Slovakia thinking of tanks is surely what counts even if they never actually build any!
Thought is always a dangerous thing in Slovakia, so I'm not sure if the thought does actually count. You vote however does.
You call yourself
@nuclearslurpee and yet you vote for tanks! Are they at least nuclear-powered?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chrysler_TV-8
That is a marvellous thing. An air-droppable, amphibious, nuclear powered tank. Marvellous.
Here's an interesting idea for a vote: Improvements to the Alcoholic Beverages of Slovakia. Perhaps they need something with twice the potency and only half the hangover.
That is something people need even today.
Spies to get breach loaders for the hip-flasks.
I admire both the ambition and the espionage based fightback.
So, still voting? Then again ii for the last time this round.
Utter commitment.
Noted.
Another vote for tanks, that puts tanks up by two (ignore when I tried to vote early)
Furthermore it is my opinion that El Pip should continue with For King Haakon and the Fjords (and close the vote while tanks are ahead)
Correct number of votes from you duly counted.
Relief was felt by all that it was over.
Preliminary Results (unofficial results pending official count from El Pip)
Spies - Close but not close enough - 24
Rationality - A lone campaigner powered (still) - 7
Nuclear Jets - An insanely ambitious option (but still on the podium) - 10
Slovak Option - A looking set for wooden spoon wielding (good prediction by El Pip) - 3
Tanks - Better late than never - 26
The headline of the Braslava German expats newspaper (translated)
Landships Ahoy
Tanks wins vote in nailbiter
Furthermore it is my opinion that El Pip should continue with For King Haakon and the Fjords
Alas that count is incorrect
Nice to see that a Slovakian result has come from this election f the above is true. Voting in a plan for tanks when they haven't een discussed before, the country doesn't know how to make then or even what they are...well, they'll find out soon enough i expect.
It would be a very Slovakian result, but it was not the correct result.
Hmm I demand a recount!!!! enemy spies have changed the outcome.
I did double check and count again, the above is definitely not correct.
Bad luck mate, Florida Rules so the Supreme Court rules 5-4 against a recount
Furthermore it is my opinion that El Pip should continue with For King Haakon and the Fjords (and confirm that his presence in Manchester had nothing to do with the fact that in my AAR there is a vote going on concerning the greater Manchester area)
I was in Manchester on purely Tunnel related work and nothing to do with Scones.
I think El Pip is the returning officer
and Supreme Court in this one so I’ll wait for his verdict.
Very wise words, I also have Gejaz Fritz on my side so can deploy the might of the Slovak Constitution as well.
Taking the votes in this thread, adding on the
@markkur OGDP votes for spies, and we reach the following tally;
Final Approved Result
Spies - The same number of reverse gears as in a French Little Tank gearbox - 26
Rationality - One man's relentless quest yielded - 8
Nuclear Jets - The VTOL submarine dream reached - 10
Slovak Option - A very apt and wooden spoon worthy - 3
Tanks - A fully armed and operational - 26
It was, in the end, a tie. But how can such a thing be resolved? We shall have to return to Bratislava to find out. As we shall do shortly....