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22nd September 1944

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22nd September

Having reluctantly accepted that Malar is the best candidate as Chief of the Army, Tiso and Tuka decided to push on and finish the army leadership review, the demands of the Race to Bratislava do not allow them to take the week off in a darkened room they would both preferred.

"Just the Chief of Staff to go, we can do this." Tuka reassured a doubtful Tiso.

"But what if he's saved the worst till last, in some kind of ridiculous and tortuous carpet bonding metaphor?" Tiso countered.

"We will just have to be firm with him." Tuka advised while Tiso nodded dubiously.

"Fritz, are you certain the candidates for Chief of Staff are all actually Slovakian?" Tiso asked.

"Yes, we asked twice just to be sure." Firtz replied.

"No traitors, dead people or confused cabbage farmers with delusions about a Slovak Marine Corps?" Tuka asked.

"None of them no." Fritz picked his words with care.

"So they are both fully qualified?" Tiso asked.

There was an awkward silence.

"They are both phyically capable of doing the job." Fritz conceded.

"I know Malar is one of the candidates, who is the other?" Tiso decided to move on before things got too depressing.

"Otomar Kubala." Fritz passed around the files.

"It says Otomar Kubela on this file." Tuka queried.

"He made a mistake on the application form, he's agreed to legally changed his name to Kubela to keep the paperwork simpler." Fritz explained.

"The name sounds familiar." Tuka said.

"He was Chief of Staff of the Hlinka Guard till 1942, then he was sacked for being too keen on Nazi Germany."

There was another pause as the room contemplated just how bad you would have to be to get sacked for being 'too keen' on Germany, while in the government of a German puppet state.

"I suppose that is relevant Chief of Staffing experience." Tiso reluctantly conceded.

"He also has a radical new plan for the armed forces." Fritz pointed at the file.

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General Malar had hoped that as last man standing after the great betrayal he would be a shoe in for the job, hence he hasn't actually thought that hard about what he would do in the job. His new rival Kubela is marginally more aware of the situation and proposes mobilising the nation as the only hope of fending off the Race to Bratislava.

"So he wants to mobilise the population and use Human Wave tactics to win a war of attrition with the Soviet Union?" Tiso tried to understand what he had just read.

"I at no point said it was a good plan." Fritz clarified. "But is actually any worse than trying to use the superior firepower we haven't got, to support attacks we aren't going to make?"

Tiso considered arguing the point, but instead just nodded and approved Kubela for the role.

Then, realising he had appointed as his Chief of Staff a man who literally couldn't spell his own name, he hit the hipflask and hit it hard.

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Notes:
Otomar Kubela does not exist. Otomar Kubala did and I must admit he is actually quite a good fit for the job, he was a proper frothing Nazi and Head of the Hlinka Guard who Tiso sacked for being too pro-German in 1942. Then after the Slovak National Uprising he returned to power and ended up very senior in the various panic militias that failed to defend Slovakia in any meaningful way.

And that's it, reshuffle sorted and back to the war. In the next thrilling update Kubela will update T&T with where their mighty armies are and what is happening on the fronts. There may even be hot OOB action, but I make no promises.
 
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Having reluctantly accepted that Malar is the best candidate as Chief of the
Army.
Or is that 'least worst'?

Kubela actually seems like a logical choice for the role: one can only hope he winds up arraigned in some Soviet-sponsored People's Court for a 'trial' followed quickly by a firing squad!​
 

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Well, Kubela's School of Mass Combat at least sounds more logical than the Triangle Defence Plan we had before, so I guess thats progress? Plus he is no Czech Communist Poet and it looks like he's even alive! What are we even arguing about!
 

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"So he wants to mobilise the population and use Human Wave tactics to win a war of attrition with the Soviet Union?" Tiso tried to understand what he had just read.

WHAAAAT?

You that trope on TV Tropes? Too dumb to live?

Well apparently, this guy's too dumb to even exist!
 
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It's a pretty good idea compared to some others proposed.

True. At the very least, creating more humans for the wave doesn't require any kind of technology, so even Slovakia has the ability to pull that off. Granted, it won't have 18-ish years for those newly minted recruits to become somewhat useful, but as a general plan it's at least working with something Slovakia has, as opposed to pie-in-the sky tanks, artillery, Marines, or whatnot.
 

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Bullfilter - Best / Least Worst are basically the same thing in Slovakia and T&T have long since reluctantly accepted that.

That should be Kubela's main motivation, if he fights hard enough he may get to surrender to the Allies instead of the Soviets, and the Allies might only imprison him after a mostly fair trial

sebas379 - As you say, in many ways Kubela is over-qualified for the job

Andre Massena - The full strength of the mighty Slovak Armed forces will be revealed in the next update

TheButterflyComposer/Andre Massena - Something can be a terrible idea and still better than the alternatives. This is a very common occurrence in T&T's Slovakia.

Stuyvesant - They don't even have the time to prepare a Toddler Wave. From personal experience they are much more dangerous than any possible Slovak Army unit could ever be.

markkur - Like Slovakia has the technology for anything to be synchronised. :D

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Random Slovak Fact - The current actual Chief of the Slovak General Staff is the amazingly named Milan Maxim. I don't want to know anything about him as I fear he could never live up to his name.
 

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Random Slovak Fact - The current actual Chief of the Slovak General Staff is the amazingly named Milan Maxim. I don't want to know anything about him as I fear he could never live up to his name.

NATO website informs me he rose through the ranks as Tank Commander, so you know what that means. He also speaks French and English.
 

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Bullfilter - Best / Least Worst are basically the same thing in Slovakia and T&T have long since reluctantly accepted that.

That should be Kubela's main motivation, if he fights hard enough he may get to surrender to the Allies instead of the Soviets, and the Allies might only imprison him after a mostly fair trial.
Better than he probably deserves - no doubt he will be a keen observer of the race to Bratislava (which in slower-than-real-time and with the race leaders not knowing they are in it, could take a long time yet in our real time).
Stuyvesant - They don't even have the time to prepare a Toddler Wave. From personal experience they are much more dangerous than any possible Slovak Army unit could ever be.

markkur - Like Slovakia has the technology for anything to be synchronised. :D.
So I guess a Mexican Wave Attack would also be beyond their organisational capacity? At least the only arms they'd need for it are the two God gave them :D. A people's militia armed with nothing but a vigorous and heartfelt Mexican Wave might well bemuse all but the most merciless attacker: so on second thoughts best not use it on the Russians. It would be kind of like surrendering but then having second thoughts. And time in between rounds for a quick slug from the hip flask.

If used in 1944 (for the first time?) it could become known as the Slovakian Wave and even more renowned than the modern Mexican version for being an essentially meaningless waste of time and effort, but memorable nonetheless as Slovakia's most significant contribution to WW2.
 

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I've started to wonder, what would Slánsky be doing right now?
 

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Frozen in time waiting for the next update I'd imagine.
 

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In the next thrilling update Kubela will update T&T with where their mighty armies are and what is happening on the fronts.

Considering Kubela's vision is being blocked by the brim of his own hat, I question how well he can see in order to give T&T the information they so desire...or even see them in the first place.
 

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Slovakia is not building any carrier. Dissapointing.
 

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Slovakia is not building any carrier. Dissapointing.

What can you expect from a country so backwards and inept that the leadership doesn't even appoint tanks to any significant roles in the government?
 

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What can you expect from a country so backwards and inept that the leadership doesn't even appoint tanks to any significant roles in the government?

Too true, but I'm afraid that's because the government has been dominated by double agents from Moscow...
 
25th September 1944

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25th September.

Having taken the weekend off to recover from their exertions, and to give their new Chief of Staff time to get to grips with the vast and mighty army he is now leading, Tiso and Tuka return to the office to await news of the war and Slovakia's part in it. They arrive bang on 11:50 in the morning, as they don't expect that to take long and don't fancy a long wait until lunch.

"Please up date us on the general situation." Tiso asked.

"I propose some major changes to our general situation." General Kubela replied, gesturing at the large plan unfurled on the wall.

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The planned situation of Slovakia's Generals.

As Tiso had yet another conversation with Fritz about editing the Slovak constitution, this time to remove the legal requirement that all Slovak Chief's of Staff be depressingly literal, Tuka risked his lunch plans to actually study Kubela's document.

"That's quite a top heavy structure." Tuka started his questioning.

"It's building for the future, as we embrace the school of mass combat and mobilise the nation we need a structure that can cope." Kubela explained.

Tuka sighed as he remembered they'd appointed a general who wanted to win a war of attrition with the Soviet Union.

"Can we resource this?" He asked.

"It will only take 8 ISO standard manpower units." Kubela said.

"And how large is our manpower pool at present?"

"Just over 4." Pruzinksy volunteered. "And we are recruiting about 0.5 a month."

"So if we stopped reinforcing the front-line troops it would only take us 8 months to fully develop this structure." Kubela explained.

Tuka looked longingly at Tiso's hipflask.

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Notes:
It's back, with the much promised Order of Battle. I think Kubela will fit in well with the Slovak government, T&T may disagree but in their hearts they know he will.

Photobucket keep telling me "Features will be restricted" but the pictures are still showing up. I assume the low readership means the traffic is so low I've sneaked under the radar. If anyone is seeing error messages not pictures, do let me know.

Feedback;
sebas379 - Clearly Milan Maxim is the hero Slovakia needs but can never get.

Bullfilter - I think any kind of mass waving, beyond waving hello to their inevitable conquerors, is probably beyond Slovak organisation.

Galbatorix994 - Slánsky is probably torn between annoyance that the Soviets didn't support the Slovak National Uprising and relief that he didn't get sent out there. He'll also be quite busy on maintenance of those massive eye brows as well I imagine.

TheButterflyComposer/markkur - This may be the only appearance Slánsky makes. Treasure it. Much like you should treasure the considered and majestic progress of the updates.

Nathan Madien -
An inability to see may explain why he thinks mass combat is the best option against the Soviets.

nuclearslurpee/Kurt_Steiner -
You both know that a Slovak aircraft carrier, like a Slovak tank, would be spectacularly awful. Pruzinksy trying to use Victorian (or earlier) tech to do either would never end well.
 
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So...the chain of command is literally people standing next to one another and relaying orders to the soldiers?