21st September.
Despite taking a day off to recover, Tiso and Tuka are still shaken by their exposure to Imagist poetry. However the Race to Bratislava waits for no man, so they return to the Presidential Palace to carry on wading through the surprisingly numerous hordes looking to work in the Slovak Government.
"Turning to the Head of Slovak Intelligence, our German masters have admitted to a slight mistake." Fritz announced.
"What sort of mistake?" Tiso asked warily.
"They sent us the wrong Hans."
"What does that even mean?" Tuka exclaimed.
"They were supposed to send us Hans Elard Ludin. Unfortunately they sent us Hans Bernard and no-one noticed." Fritz said.
"Why does Germany appoint the Head of Slovak Intelligence?" Tiso asked.
"They don't, they appoint ambassadors." Malar joined the conversation.
"We then appoint those ambassadors as Head of Slovak Intelligence. No-one else competent ever wants the job." Fritz explained as Malar stifled a sob.
Aside from the many German Ambassadors, and the strangely naval General Malar, there is always Jaroslav Kratochvil. But he's a poet, fanatical Communist, Bolshevik apologist, anti-fascist resistance member, wanted by the Gestapo and worst of all, Czech. *Spit*.
"Well let us meet this new Hans." Tiso decided.
The new Head of Slovak Intelligence was led in.
"What would be your priority in this role?" Tiso asked.
"Looking for the Lost Consonant." Hans Ludin replied.
"Certainly being able to escape to Atlantis would be useful if the war doesn't turn out well. But do you have any more practical suggestions?" Tuka asked.
"I think he meant consonant as in vowels." Friz explained.
"Ahh." Tuka looked disappointed.
"What consonant do you think is lost." Malar asked, earning himself a dirty look from Tiso.
"N. When I left Germany I was Hanns, I've lost the first 'n' so I am only Hans."
"If you've lost the firs 'n' shouldn't you be Ha_ns?" Fritz showed of his extensive legal training by pronouncing the underline.
"Mein Gott you are correct!" Ha_ns Lubin leapt to his feet. "It's worse than I feared" he yelled as he sprinted from the room.
There was a pause, several soft 'pops' and some gentle glugging sounds.
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Notes:
Hanns Elard Lubin was German ambassador to Slovakia from 1941 till the end of Slovakia. Not a wildly interesting chap to be frank, second tier Nazi who was tried for war crimes he almost certainly did commit. Main claim to fame is being one of the very few senior SA leaders to survive the Night of the Long Knives, apparently because Hitler had used Lubin's trial as a Propaganda platform and had retained a soft spot for him - Lubin and a fellow Reichswehr officer had tried to form a "Nazi cell" in their regiment, ot caught, tried, kicked out of the army and sentenced to 18 months in prison. Interestingly Lubin's fellow officer reacted entirely differently to the entire affair and became a Communist.