8th August (Still)
Tiso & Tuka are still in the General Staff HQ, mores the pity. Having reviewed the other fronts their thoughts return to the Eastern Front.
"So how are things on the Eastern Front?" Tiso asked Catlos.
"I'll check with the head of the Army." Catlos replied.
Catlos gestured at one of his senior officers to come over.
"I thought you were head of the Army." Tuka asked.
"Yes I was, but when I replaced the foul traitor Malar.."
The group paused to spit on the floor, more disgustedly than they would for democratic vermin, but not as vigorously as they would at mention of the foul Czechs.
"... I realised I couldn't carry on being double hatted as both CoS and Chief of the Army." Catlos finished.
"Because of the onerous duties of the role?" Tiso asked.
"No of course not."
"It's not like Slovakia has any armed forces beyond the army anyway." Tuka agreed.
"Then why?" Tiso asked again.
"Because I looked ridiculous in two hats." Catlos explained.
General Malar may be gone, no-one has checked the pencil studded, snake filled fighting pit to find out quite what happened, but his legacy of depressing literal mindedness lived on in the Slovak General Staff.
Deciding it just wasn't worth the effort Tiso turned to meet his new Army Head.
"Allow me to introduce General Rudolf Viest, head of the Slovakian Army." Catlos said.
Tiso and Tuka exchanged a glance, Viest seemed strangely familiar but neither of them could place him.
Strangely familiar. Still he's a re-assuring dark grey, making him a loyal member of the punctuation laden and in no way far too long Hlinkova slovenská ľudová strana – Strana slovenskej národnej jednoty.
"So how are things in the East General Viest?" Tiso asked.
"We have prepared a map to explain things." Viest replied.
Bitterly familiar with the Slovak General Staff's unique approach to map making T&T braced themselves for the worst.
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Genuine photo of General Catlos. That is a mighty impressive wall of medals, though the sash is a nice touch. My favourite part is probably the hand grenade shaped necklace.
The Hlinkova slovenská ľudová strana – Strana slovenskej národnej jednoty was the formal name of Tiso's political patry - Hlinka's Slovak People's Party – Party of Slovak National Unit. Hlinka being the previous leader of the party and sort of national hero. To some people at least. Certainly the pope liked him, granting him any number of high honours, and he had the good sense to die in 1938 so no-one knows if he would have collaborated or gone into heroic exile.