The realm rejoices as Paradox Interactive announces the launch of Crusader Kings III, the latest entry in the publisher’s grand strategy role-playing game franchise. Advisors may now jockey for positions of influence and adversaries should save their schemes for another day, because on this day Crusader Kings III can be purchased on Steam, the Paradox Store, and other major online retailers.
Which makes me wonder where they are getting their booze from. I mean, does Slovakia possess the technology to make her own booze?Ikarases - That's the T&T way, set the standards low so that anything at all seems like an achievement. It's definitely healthier than just hitting the booze, so it must be a good plan.
I'd almost say Tiso's a smart man, but then I realize he's the head of state of Slovakia to begin with...Tiso took a deep swig from his hip flask. As Catlos continued talking Tuka turned to his colleague
"A bit early for that isn't it? He's not said anything that terrible has he?" Tuka whispered.
"I know what he's going to say, so I'm getting the numbing effect in early." Tiso confided.
Tiso was a bishop or something, right? He shouldn't be too surprised at inexplicable resurrections, then. If only the Slovakian constitution didn't forbid it, I'd recommend renaming this particular 1st Division to the 'Lazarus Division'."The original 1st Division got better." Catlos explained.
"Got better from being dead?" Tiso asked, looking at his hip flask longingly.
"Yes. I'll admit it was a surprise." Catlos confessed.
He'd probably eat someone and then make a pretentious reference to something medieval and European.I'd say splitting your already pathetic forces up further is a bad plan, but I don't think Hannibal would be able to do anything at this point.
I've seen less strange things in this AAR.Tiso was indeed an active and ordained Catholic priest till the end, but while the Lord works in mysterious ways resurrecting a division of Slovak fascists is still a bit unlikely.
Having grown up on 'The A-Team' as an impressionable 5-6 year-old, reading your comment about making 'the plan come together' practically made my day.At this stage I think Hannibal Smith may be the only possible saviour, the power to make your enemies unable to shoot straight and the ability to weld wood would be of great use to Slovakia and might even make the plan come together.
Good lord! Two weeks in the blink of an eye?!? What is this madness?!? Who are you, and what have you done with the real El Pip?!?2nd July