Silly Slovakians, they should have known to hit the pause button; they would be safe right now. Amazing how brilliant strategems are always discovered too late.
27th JuneBonus Fact 2 - Tido Gaspar (or Tido J. Zany or Joseph Gaspar or half a dozen other pseudonyms) was a life long propagandist and since 1941 head of the Slovak Propaganda Office. An unpleasant chap and very keen Nazi supporter he was a writer and ideologue more than anything else, certainly he was spectacularly unsuited and completely unqualified for being Minister of Security. That said he managed to win a literary ward in 1935 for his book "Sailors" so he was probably more qualified than anyone else in Slovakia to be Head of the Navy, sadly this was not an option Paradox gave to Slovakia.
"Simple, he intends to regularly and repeatedly publish Critical Realist poetry in all the newspapers and will keep doing so until the enemy spies are betrayed or just hand themselves in."
I realised from all those hip flask references that this AAR would make a perfect drinking game:
Character drinks from hip flask - 1 shot
Reference to Critical Realism Poetry - 1 shot
Actual Critical Realism Poetry - 2 shots (because you will need it)
Pointing out PI stuffed up name - 1 shot
Reference to lack of intelligence of Slovakians - 1 shot
Actual plot progression to a new day - 1 bottle (because there is no chance of that happening)
Great idea too, a Slovak concoction would be slivovica- kind of like vodka, mainly in terms of alcohol volume percentage, made out of plums/prunes; the problem being availability, I'd suggest eating a plum or a pear (a variant, hruškovica, is made out of pears) with your shot of vodka.I suggest expanding your game to include a shot of something German (Jägermeister, perhaps? Or something equally hideous?) whenever the Germans show their face, vodka when the Soviets appear at the border and perhaps a Slovakian concoction (I'm not familiar with any, but surely every non-muslim country in the world has its very own pride and joy when it comes to alcoholic intoxication?) if the Slovaks actually accomplish something noteworthy. That means the hip-flask-pulling is out, but perhaps something such as actually appointing a cabinet member?
I don't think it is, I think Pip's just living up to his promise: Slower Than Real Time.Why is this dead damnit!
27th June
"Yes." Julian replies, turning to face the young goats. "And I would have got away with it, too, if it hadn't been for you damned kids!"
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Was this entire update written solely so I could get that last line? Yes, yes it was.
Again, clearly a natural choice as Head of Slovak Intelligence.
"Yes." Julian replies, turning to face the young goats. "And I would have got away with it, too, if it hadn't been for you damned kids!"