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1st Februrary 1945

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1st February 1945

We return to Bratislava, but not to the Command Shed or Cabinet room. Instead we are in the Presidential Bungalow were Tiso and Tuka are somehow sleeping soundly, luckily their sleep of the unjust is just about to be interrupted.

Tiso was awoken by a mighty crash.

He soon realised it wasn't a messenger kicking the door in but an exploding artillery shell! Relieved he had the lower bunk, so he could react quickly, Tiso leapt from his bed.

There was a second mighty crash. This was a messenger kicking the door in.

"I bring news of an attack!" The messenger announced.

Tiso sighed and called for the Hlinka Guard to drag the messenger away.

"It's not about the attack here!" The messenger pleaded.

Tiso gestured for the guards to stop and read the message.

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A double attack! A level of fiendish cunning and co-ordination the Allies have not demonstrated since Operation Taverna Greenhouse.

"You have done well messenger." Tiso conceded, shooing the guards away and allowing the relieved messenger to depart.

Tiso kicked the bunk bed to wake his still sleeping Prime Minister, he feared this news would require their attendance in the Command Shed.

Slight later, in the Slovak High Command Building

"This is most serious General, did we deploy the Contingency in time?" Tiso asked the key question.

"General Lendvay has rallied his troops and they are fighting well." General Kubela reassured him.

"There must be something more we can do." Tiso said.

"Have you declared Martial Law?" Tuka asked.

"Who is this 'Law' chap and why should we make him a Field Marshal?" Malar asked suspiciously.

Tuka had not finished drawing breath to scream when he was interrupted by a messenger.

"Good news sir." The messenger beamed.

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This was unexpected to put it mildly.

"General Turanec's supreme military skills have once again brought victory." Kubela proudly announced.

"You don't think it was the fact the enemy was out-numbered 2:1 while attacking at night, over a river against prepared troops well dug into fortifications?" Tiso asked.

"That may have helped." Malar conceded.

"And what of the Battle for Bratislava?" Tiso returned to the important subject.

"Turanec and Jurech are both pulling their troops back to the capital as fast as they can, Lendvay only needs to hold until they arrive." Kubela explained.

Tiso, realising there was nothing left to do but wait, reached for his hipflask.

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The 5th Motorised Division, one of the more elite fictitious British divisions led by the formidable Ronald Basil Bowen Bancroft Cooke, his greatest weapon being his immensely long name and it's stealth hyphen. In defence Slovakia has a Malar (Augustin flavour), a half organised division of militia and the awesome power of a fully operational HQ. Things do not look good.

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The Battle for Bratislava begins as the Allied AI almost manages to be cunning. Almost.

Augustín Malar is the Malar twin that heads up the Bratislava HQ unit and fights on the frontline, while Gustav remains Head of the Amy in the Command Shed.

Bancroft Cooke was indeed unhyphenated and did have that majestic list of names. As a Panzer leader general he is, of course, not leading an armoured unit. But then again he only reached Brigadier rank by the end of the war so he is lucky to be commanding a division at all.
 

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Attacked by a ‘Motorised Infant’!? Even if he has five names? Perhaps he is an enfant terrible. There is clearly nothing to which the dastardly British will not stoop to insult the disdained Bratislava Regime. They consider the attack on the Command Shed to be child’s play. :rolleyes:
 
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Attack by a ‘Motorised Infant’!?
It's worse than that, it's the 5th Motorised infant, meaning that it's grown up with older siblings, having to punch above it's weight, and growiup faster to keep up. It's quite possibly the most dangerous of Motorised infants.

Bratislava is definitely in trouble, and I'd wager that, in the end, it will be that stealth-hyphen that will get the win.
 
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What I note is that the Germans are wearing Hungarian uniforms and the British have Americans in theirs (the mechanized division).
 

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"You don't think it was the fact the enemy was out-numbered 2:1 while attacking at night, over a river against prepared troops well dug into fortifications?" Tiso asked.

Still, 20000 men faced each other and managed to hit 11 people. We can only assume that both sides were getting rather bored of swedish bullshit too.
 

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Attacked by a ‘Motorised Infant’!? Even if he has five names? Perhaps he is an enfant terrible. There is clearly nothing to which the dastardly British will not stoop to insult the disdained Bratislava Regime. They consider the attack on the Command Shed to be child’s play. :rolleyes:
How on earth did I miss that? I applaud you for taking the idea and running with it, but I am disappointed in myself for failing to notice it.

Might be time to start drawing up the evacuation plans...
Prepare the mountain retreat positions!!! (at least if they have a 2nd victory province).
There is always the Forest Fortress of Banska Bystrica. It won't do any good, partly because it's only a level 1 Fort but mostly because Slovakia is a 1 VP country.

It's worse than that, it's the 5th Motorised infant, meaning that it's grown up with older siblings, having to punch above it's weight, and growiup faster to keep up. It's quite possibly the most dangerous of Motorised infants.
Good work on spotting the terrifying implications of the motorised infant programme.

Bratislava is definitely in trouble, and I'd wager that, in the end, it will be that stealth-hyphen that will get the win.
I am pleased that detail was noticed. :) I will refrain from commenting further lest I ruin the surprise. Or as much of a surprise as you can have in a work called Inevitable Defeat that does indeed end in Defeat.

Ha, ha, Motorised Infant divisions are quite a creative addition to the British arsenal... No wonder that division didn't make it far though :D.
Indeed they are. Slovakia's best hope may life in "nap time", but as any parent will confirm that is not something that can ever be relied upon, often failing when it is most desperately hoped for.

What I note is that the Germans are wearing Hungarian uniforms and the British have Americans in theirs (the mechanized division).
The uniform swapping in this war is getting a bit ridiculous.

Still, 20000 men faced each other and managed to hit 11 people. We can only assume that both sides were getting rather bored of swedish bullshit too.
Both sides just realised that the boring bit of Hungary they were fighting over was just not worth dying for.
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Oh no, the reckoning has come, after all these years!
That is very possible. On which note I am really going to try and get the mid-adventues of T&T finished this year. Dragging it out in to the 2020s would be a bit silly.
 

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Dragging it out in to the 2020s would be a bit silly.

Only two and a half months to go before we're out of what people will refer to as 'turn of the century'.
 
2nd February 1945

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2nd February 1945

We return to the Command Shed as the Battle for Bratislava rages. While Tiso and Tuka await the return of their army, they are having a military briefing. It's not going to change much, but it passes the time.

"What news since yesterday general?" Tiso asked.

"Due to the critical importance of the Race to Bratislava the Allies have assigned heavy air support to the attack." Kubela sadly explained.

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Leigh-Mallory and his deeply severe hat leading a combined RAF, RAAF and RCAF bombing attack. This is not ideal.

"Very heavy air support." Malar continued.

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The British are taking things so seriously that Air Marshal Park has been deployed to just be generally magnificent. And to oversea the Slovak Army being bombed into tiny pieces.

"No American bombers?" Tuka asked.

"Sadly not, they are too still too busy in the Ecuadorian war."

"We had hoped they would get involved and start heavily bombing their own side." Kubela sighed.

"Is there any good news?" Tiso asked.

"We still hold the Danube bridges." Malar said proudly.

"So we have lost all of Bratislava west of the Danube?!" Tuka shouted.

"Yes." Kubela said.

"Why were we not told?" Tuka continued.

"We lost it 5.5 years ago. When the Germans nicked it and nailed it onto Lower Austria." Kubela explained.

"Oh, that." Tuka subsided.

"And no other bad news?" Tiso asked.

"Not unless you count the British reinforcements." Malar said.

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18th East Anglian Division has arrived to bolster the attack and catch the Slovaks in a pincer movement. The defending Militia are increasingly in disarray as they struggle to launch a counter-attack. On the plus side Malar remains impressively moustached and the HQ are well organised, but that may not be enough.

As Tuka started screaming about the importance of the Slovak Staff leading with the important news, Tiso reached for his hipflask. Given this latest news he realised that his fears about running out of liquid supplies before the end had been misplaced.

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There is masses of Allied air power, I can only assume it is normally doing something more important. Sadly the British AI has noticed the Slovako-Austrian front so the Empire's air forces are blotting out the sun as they bomb Bratislava.

The US Air AI remains (a) obsessed with Ecuador and (b) incapable of having any meaningful impact on that war.
 

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Good to see the Allies ensuring the Axis superpowers are being dealt with. Though Britain seems a lot more effective against Slovakia than the US is against Ecuador. What is it about the US AI and useless invasions of Central and South American countries!? Perhaps T&T should consider an escape there, like many of their German counterparts?
 

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Maybe its just because the Allies have such overwhelming superiority that they can throw massed forces at even the most minor speed bump, but the British, at least, seem to be taking The Race quite seriously. 2 motorised infantry divisions with massed airpower seems a lot to throw at one partially organised militia division...
 

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Two rotating three-squadron bomber wings over Brats-in-lava. The British must be taking the Slovak threat very seriously. Maybe they're frightened by that Militia Division, they must not have known about that unit at all. Underestimating the enemy force by at least 25% is usually grounds to send in the bombers to even the odds...
 

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That Militia division has actual artillery? As in proper big guns that go boom? (Or whatever WWI pieces Germany had left over) Also, Slovakia was somehow able to organize Artillery on a Brigade level and actually put up something vaguely resembling a very loosely defined form of organized resistance?
 

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Good to see the Allies ensuring the Axis superpowers are being dealt with. Though Britain seems a lot more effective against Slovakia than the US is against Ecuador. What is it about the US AI and useless invasions of Central and South American countries!? Perhaps T&T should consider an escape there, like many of their German counterparts?
I think this is once again the AI getting confused by water. When the nearest threat has a land-border (or at least a theoretical land border) it takes priority over anything else, even if the over-water threat is massively worse. In fairness given that the British AI is famous for getting confused by overseas threats and garrisoning tiny islands with piles of armour, there are no good options here.

T&T have too much integrity to flee to South America, they will stick with this until the end.

I can't tell how many planes that is but it seems like Bratislava is going to be the Dresden of this timeline. Looks like T&T were right about the importance of the Race to Bratislava!

On the bright side, at least they are not in Quito right now...
In fairness these have been entirely tactical bombers / fighters going after the troops. The only strategic bombers I've seen have been the Soviet ones going after Hungary for some reason.

I'm not sure where RAF Bomber Command is, presumably flattening industrial Germany, but at the moment Bratislava is still a perfectly preserved pre-medieval city.
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Maybe its just because the Allies have such overwhelming superiority that they can throw massed forces at even the most minor speed bump, but the British, at least, seem to be taking The Race quite seriously. 2 motorised infantry divisions with massed airpower seems a lot to throw at one partially organised militia division...
Greece was a bit of a distraction, as was the surge into the Balkans. But those two fronts have basically shut down now so lots of British divisions have been freed up for the final drive into the Reich. As they are going very broad front any strong point gets attention, with the 'interesting' approach taken by the German AI to this front Bratislava is accidentally one of those strong points.

Two rotating three-squadron bomber wings over Brats-in-lava. The British must be taking the Slovak threat very seriously. Maybe they're frightened by that Militia Division, they must not have known about that unit at all. Underestimating the enemy force by at least 25% is usually grounds to send in the bombers to even the odds...
I like to imagine a lot of the suspicion is about what the hell this "Slovakia" thing is. Being uncertain about what it is and where it came from, they have decided to heavily bomb it just in case.

That Militia division has actual artillery? As in proper big guns that go boom? (Or whatever WWI pieces Germany had left over) Also, Slovakia was somehow able to organize Artillery on a Brigade level and actually put up something vaguely resembling a very loosely defined form of organized resistance?
The Army is by quite some way the most advanced part of the Slovak state, it's at least decades if not centuries ahead (in places anyway) so it's not completely out of character. Though I accept there is the awkwardness around how a country that cannot build infantry divisions manages to resupply and reinforce it's existing infantry divisions.

Given Paradox's unique approach to research the Artillery is just 'Artillery (I)' so hard to say what that artillery brigade is. This isn't a Slovak thing, Paradox didn't bother to give anybody's artillery brigade a model name, not even their beloved Germans.

However the militia do have organic artillery and that is described as "8 cm minomet vz. 36", the 1936 Model Mortar for those who's Czech is not up to it. The idea of Slovakia using massed mortars as their artillery seems a great deal more plausible, they are basically tubes with a plate on the end which you'd really hope Pruzinksy could master with only a few months of study.

Alternatively they could be some of the terrible Austro-Hungarian artillery that the nation inherited, that would also be plausible. It would also give the opportunity to use the phrase "autofrettaged bronze", which is not an opportunity to be discarded lightly.

Oh noes, our one VP is threatened.
It is true that the war has developed not necessarily to Slovakia's advantage.
 

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It is true that the war has developed not necessarily to Slovakia's advantage.

A proper civil servant summation of the AAR. This should probably go in the tagline.