In Feudalist Russia...

[Darkgamma]

In Feudal Russia, you descend from vikings
In Feudal England, vikings descend on you!

 

[fargoniac]

In Feudal Europe, Brittania Rules the Waves
In Feudal Russia, The Waves Rule Brittania

 

[unmerged(80402)]

In Feudal Europe, you convert orthodox
In Feudal Russia, orthodox convert you

Or Actualy to be true :

In Feudal Europe, you convert people to catholic
In Feudal Russia, people convert you to catholic

 

[Vasious]

In Feudal Russia, you descend from vikings
In Feudal England, vikings descend on you!

In Anglo-Saxon England, you bury golden hoards.
In medieval Russia, Golden Horde buries YOU!

In Western Europe, Arabs sell cumin to you.
In Feudal Russia, Cumans sell you to Arabs.

In no order, the top three in my view

 

[darthfanta]

Not sure if this is brought up, but:
In Feudal Europe, you invade others.
In Feudal Russia, the mongols invade you.

 

[unmerged(80402)]

In Feudal Europe, You can assasinate your Lord
In Feudal Russia, Your Lord can assasinate YOU!

In Feudal Europe, Your vassals plot against you
In Fedual Russia, You plot against your vassals

 

[unmerged(80402)]

In Feudal Europe, you keep gavelkind to keep large demense.
In Feudal Europe, large demense keeps you in gavelkind.

 

[Star Era]

In Feudal Russia, asteroids become meteors when Russia crashes into them.

 

[Hackworthy]

In CKII Subforums, people get very bored waiting for the next DLC and make terrible joke threads.

 

[ivicaeu3]

In CKII Subforums, people get very bored waiting for the next DLC and make terrible joke threads.

But,in feudal Russia, DLC get very bored waiting for the next people

 

[MaximumFailure]

Well, Soviet Russia almost was a democracy. :unsure:

The key word here is, as it is always, almost.

 

[Bj0rn]

The key word here is, as it is always, almost.

Stalin almost didn't kill off half of Russia

 

[Darkgamma]

Stalin almost didn't kill off half of Russia

In Feudal Europe, your death is from terrible plague
In Feudal Russia, the Terrible plagues you to death!

In no order, the top three in my view

In Feudal Europe, mine would be the honour.
In Feudal Russia, your honour would be mine!

 

[Vestinus]

In Byzantine Empire, you mend the Schism.
In Feudal Russia, the Schism mends you.

 

[paradox97]

In Western Europe you raise crown authority
In Feudal Russia crown authority raises you

 

[TWking]

In Feudal Europe you trade exotics
In Feudal Russia exotics trade you

 

[skynet464]

In feudal Europe you ride horses.
In feudal Russia horses ride YOU.

 

[ShotoLord]

In Feudalist Russia, Pagans steamroll YOU!

 

[unmerged(80402)]

In Feudal Europe, You may pray, and still hold golden hoards.
In Feudal Russia, You may pray, and golden horde still hold YOU!

 

[KonradRichtmark]

In Ancient Nicaea, you canonize Church.
In Feudal Russia, Church canonizes you!