In Feudalist Russia...

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In feudal europe, in primogeniture, your dynasty rule the country
In feudal russia, in primogeniture, your dynasty is ruled by the country

 

[Sielgaudys]

In Feudal Russia , concubines enslave you

 

[Darkgamma]

In Feudal Europe, nobody worships the old gods
In Feudal Russia, nobody old enough to worship the gods

 

[themunck]

In Feudal Europe, nobody worships the old gods
In Feudal Russia, nobody old enough to worship the gods

Points for actually making sense ^^

 

[MaximumFailure]

Points for actually making sense ^^

We had to make sense?

Well, there goes the thread.

 

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In Feudal Europe, Electors decide who is the ruler
In Feudal Russia, Ruler decide who is elector.

 

[Halajda]

Guys, seems like most of you really don't understand, how the "in Soviet Russsia" joke properly works.

But among those who do are some pretty cool ones.

 

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Guys, seems like most of you really don't understand, how the "in Soviet Russsia" joke properly works.

But among those who do are some pretty cool ones.

In soviet russia, most of jokes don't seem to understand, of how you work properly "in Soviet Russsia".

 

[MaximumFailure]

In soviet russia, most of jokes don't seem to understand, of how you work properly "in Soviet Russsia".

You have mastered the Yodaspeak, young padawan.

 

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You have mastered the Yodaspeak, young padawan.

In Soviet Russia, Yoda speak you.
In Feudal Russia, You da speak.

 

[Bj0rn]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yakov_Smirnoff

Here's a good guide

 

[ivicaeu3]

In feudal Europe,succession produces crisis
In feudal Russia,crisis produces succession

 

[thisistherevolt]

In feudal Western Europe, you hear the Voice of God.
In feudal Russia, God just ignores you.

 

[Wilkey]

In feudal Europe you legitimized bastard.
in feudal Russia bastard legitimized you.

 

[ivicaeu3]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yakov_Smirnoff

Here's a good guide

This is from that link,author is Yakov Smirnoff a comedian who emigrated to America from the USSR

In America, you can always find a party.
In Soviet Russia, Party always find you

In America, you break law.
In Soviet Russia, law breaks you!

In America, your work determines your marks.
In Soviet Russia, Marx determines your work!

In America, you assassinate presidents.
In Soviet Russia, presidents assassinate you!

In America, you watch Big Brother.
In Soviet Russia, Big Brother watches you!


It's pure gold!!!!

 

[ShotoLord]

In Feudalist Russia, courtiers marry YOU!

 

[Amberwolf]

In feudal Europe, you play the game.
In feudal Russia, the game plays you.

 

[bmullins0118]

In Soviet Russia, your vote counts.

In Feudalist Russia, your count votes.

 

[Darkgamma]

In Soviet Russia, your vote counts.

Tоварищ, what have you been drinking recently?

In Feudal Europe, much of your depression leads to suicide
In Feudal Russia, your suicide lifts too much of depression!

 

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In Soviet Russia, your vote counts.

In Feudalist Russia, your count votes.

In federal republic of Germany, your vote counts.
In Holy Roman Empire of Germany, your Count votes.

In State of Florida, you count votes.
In Soviet Russia Five-Year Plans, votes count you.

In Russian Federation, count your votes.
In feudal Russia, vote your Counts.

In Kremlin, you vote-count.
As absolutist monarch, you Count-vote.

On Sesame Street, your Count counts.
In United Russia Party, your vote votes.

In Crusader Kings II, you count Counts.
In general elections, you vote votes.

In Islamic Republic of Iran, you vote miscounts.
As well-built castle, you moat viscounts.