One more GLORIOUSLY doomed adventure?
Doomed? Nay! I genuinely want to help Germany by strengthening our armies and increasing the happiness of our people.
THE RED DRAGON, yes.
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Doomed? Nay! I genuinely want to help Germany by strengthening our armies and increasing the happiness of our people.
THE RED DRAGON, yes.
Or until the Pokemon hentai tentacles come to save the day against the Dutch.
This may be my favorite quote in this entire AAR, which is saying something. I think this would make a great signature line for you
This may be my favorite quote in this entire AAR, which is saying something. I think this would make a great signature line for you
Haha, thanks.
And thank you to all my readers! You guys inspire me to carry on.
Update, gentlemen?
VERY WELL.
And remember to sign up for the Iron Fist party in Realpolitik. You don't want to betray Germany, do you?
And remember to sign up for the Iron Fist party in Realpolitik. You don't want to betray Germany, do you?
43. JAPAN'S GREATEST FOE IS DEFEATED
In Burma, cowardly Britons kill 1500 Japanese in raids behind our border!
We immediately execute 15,000 kittens. THE REPRISALS WILL CONTINUE, DAMN IT.
34,000 of Japan's finest Marines storm the enemy citadel.
It's time to end this war.
MEN!
An ordinary man doesn't start the day knowing he might be dead by the end of it. But I think that's a curse, not a luxury. WE ALL KNOW WHAT WE FACE.
THE DUTCH.
Burma will soon be secured, and the FINEST NETWORK OF FORTRESSES EVER shall be constructed, freeing up troops for Operation Giggling Charmander and other such operations, which have not yet been named.
Or... have they?
Grah! NOOO!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vXnmJkfNWhY&feature=related#t=2m01s
WHY, GODS?
WHY?
YOU TEST ME SO MUCH
EVERY DAMN DAY YOU TEST ME
EVERY DAY I SAY BRING IT ON BUT DAMN IT
WHY ENIWETOK? WHY? THE FAIREST FLOWER OF THE FIELD IS SL
oooh
These Dutch chose the wrong melonfarmers to mess with.
YES
Australia looks so sad.
The poor Aussies needs all the GLORIOUS comfort the GLORIOUS Japanese Empire can give them...
The poor Aussies needs all the GLORIOUS comfort the GLORIOUS Japanese Empire can give them...
NOOOOOOO, not the Dutch!!! After having vanquished such a mighty enemy, surely operation Giggling Charmander surely cannot fail...
Go, for Japanese GLORY!!!!
Go, for Japanese GLORY!!!!
Details, details...
Such trivial things have never stopped the formation of GLORIOUS Empires
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Gentlemen, I have played ahead to July 1942.
Coming up...
JAPAN'S LAST GASP IN BURMA!
I FINALLY SORT OUT USA'S RESOURCE PROBLEM AND THEIR IC SOARS TO 2600!
THE ALLIED COUNTER-ADVANCE IN OPERATION "GRANDIOSE NAME"!
TENS OF THOUSANDS OF ANGLO-SAXONS AND JAPANESE CAPITULATE!
HUNDREDS OF THOUSANDS OF ANGLO-SAXONS AND JAPANESE DIE!
OPERATION OVERLORD!
THE ENCIRCLEMENT OF MOSCOW!
It's going to be a hell of a ride...
In
Coming up...
JAPAN'S LAST GASP IN BURMA!
I FINALLY SORT OUT USA'S RESOURCE PROBLEM AND THEIR IC SOARS TO 2600!
THE ALLIED COUNTER-ADVANCE IN OPERATION "GRANDIOSE NAME"!
TENS OF THOUSANDS OF ANGLO-SAXONS AND JAPANESE CAPITULATE!
HUNDREDS OF THOUSANDS OF ANGLO-SAXONS AND JAPANESE DIE!
OPERATION OVERLORD!
THE ENCIRCLEMENT OF MOSCOW!
It's going to be a hell of a ride...
In
IMPO-DIFFICULT VICTORY PART TWO: ACTUALLY, IT WILL BE IMPOSSIBLE
Although, if you define victory in the extreme long term, the economic miracle Japan will enjoy some decades after defeat will make us pretty cool you guys, meaning WE WIN AND THE WEST LOSES AHAHAHA
But in the more immediate future, we're fucked.
EDIT: I exhort all of you to check out CaptRobau's Micro-AAR thread - http://forum.paradoxplaza.com/forum/showthread.php?t=449974
Submit a Micro-AAR, as long as it's one post - genius!
But in the more immediate future, we're fucked.
EDIT: I exhort all of you to check out CaptRobau's Micro-AAR thread - http://forum.paradoxplaza.com/forum/showthread.php?t=449974
Submit a Micro-AAR, as long as it's one post - genius!
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