Impo- Difficult Victory: A Japan Mod 34 VE/A AAR

[Legolas]

I find it cunningly interesting that in your production screen, you have only 4.76 IC deposited toward upgrades, although it looks as if it's at least 80-odd IC. The positions of Supplies and Production sliders also look very weird.

Anyway, this is truly a GLORIOUS AAR. Keep it up!

 

[unmerged(51002)]

I find it cunningly interesting that in your production screen, you have only 4.76 IC deposited toward upgrades, although it looks as if it's at least 80-odd IC. The positions of Supplies and Production sliders also look very weird.

???

 

[theoracle]

???

He means the slider is positioned quite a bit from his 0.00 position eventhough it's like 5 IC, you would think it be quite a bit more to the left. Atleast, that's what I think.

It must be because the sliders are GLORIOUS aswell.

 

[unmerged(51002)]

It must be because the sliders are GLORIOUS aswell.

That's the MOST LIKELY EXPLANATION!

 

[ColossusCrusher]

It is the ONLY EXPLANATION!

 

[unmerged(166917)]

It is the ONLY EXPLANATION!

+1. What more GLORIOUS explanation can we find? None! :rofl:

 

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41. SHIPS DON'T LIE FT. WYCLEF JEAN​

Our GLORIOUS legions retreat from the - No, they do not retreat! RETREAT IS A SIN! Our GLORIOUS LEGIONS ADVANCE INTO THE SEA.

I lol'd irl :rofl:

 

[unmerged(51002)]

Gentlemen...

There is another land across the sea, in a different time. A land of COMPARABLE GLORY TO JAPAN.

That land is the Kaiserreich.

I invite you all to PREPARE FOR electoral GLORY!

http://forum.paradoxplaza.com/forum/showpost.php?p=10544466&postcount=13

AAR Update coming soon...

 

[unmerged(51002)]

42. DUDE, WHERE'S MY NETHERLANDS?​

The Anglo-Saxon Roundeye Bolshevik Devils are falling right into our trap. Their 900,000 man army will soon be... crushed... um.

Yeah.

EVEN BETTER NEWS AS OUR BRAVE MEN PREPARE TO TAKE THE LAST DUTCH VP!

Perhaps victory will be as easy as Sushi manufacture!

Sigh. It looks as if it will be as DIFFICULT as Sushi manufacture.

But how? HOW?

NISHI-REMBLE, WHY DID YOU HAVE TO DIE?

"My Emperor, we killed hi-"

SILENCE

Whaaaat!

Oh, wait. TINIAN. Not Trinian.

Fuck! JAPAN REQUIRES SLIGHTLY SKANKY BUT NONETHELESS ATTRACTIVE SCHOOLGIRLS.

We'll have to make do with terrifying attrition.

Marvellous. As 900,000 Japanese wear down the 130,000 British/Imperial troops, our men secure Tinian. Annexation of the Netherlands is now-

...

KHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!

Sigh.

At least the outer defence ring is

Fucking HELL.

 

[ColossusCrusher]

I signed on. FOR GLORY!!

 

[unmerged(169228)]

Seems the Dutch stand between the Emperor and GLORY .

 

[The_Shepherd]

Filthy american dogs & their paper 3" steel tanks are no impediment to gloooooooooooory!

 

[The_Shepherd]

Blast! Lack of total capitalization is hampering the glorious effort to write a post!

 

[Arilou]

JAPAN REQUIRES SLIGHTLY SKANKY BUT NONETHELESS ATTRACTIVE SCHOOLGIRLS

I thought that was their major export!

 

[unmerged(140338)]

I thought that was their major export!

It has declined since the nation required GLORIOUS SHINING SOLDIERS... OF GLORY!!!!

 

[Comrade Kalle]

Incredibly amusing as always

 

[unmerged(51002)]

What's not amusing is IRON FIST's QUEST TO SAVE GERMANY FROM THE REDS.

Support now!

 

[unmerged(166917)]

What's not amusing is IRON FIST's QUEST TO SAVE GERMANY FROM THE REDS.

One more GLORIOUSLY doomed adventure?

 

[Arilou]

What's not amusing is IRON FIST's QUEST TO SAVE GERMANY FROM THE REDS.

Support now!

Does it involve killing a dragon wtih your bare hands and bathing them in it's blood?

Also an extremely goofy yellow collar?

 

[ColossusCrusher]

Only the DRAGON! FOR IT BRINGS GLORY!