6. THE CONTINUATION OF THE PREPARATION FOR THE PROCLAMATION OF THE EMANCIPATION OF CHINESE PROVINCES FROM THEIR NATION
Feels good, don't it?
January 1936... I feel a strange sense of... beginning.
Feeling munificent, our mighty diplomats sail to China in a ship made of solid gold and opal with a deal for them. The three points were laid out as such.
1. China will join Japan and Manchukuo in the New Japanese Empire
1a. This Empire shall last for a hundred thousand thousand years (Gods permitting)
2. Anti-Japanese activities in China shall be suppressed (one would assume this is covered in point 1, but our diplomats have a bug up their ass about this)
3. Japan-China shall unite to end the threat of Global Communism, which has swept across Russia and then stopped for 20 years. SUGGESTING THEY'RE UP TO SOMETHING.
4. ???
5. The final downfall of the West.
6. There is no sixth point.
The Chinese refuse this amazing offer, clearly being morons, as evidenced by their naming one province Shanxi and the other Shaanxi. I mean, what the hell?
Also note the Hungarians being fucking Commies.
Despite our protestations, China remain firm. Well, China...
MAYBE OUR FOUR NEW FACTORIES WILL CHANGE YOUR MIND?
AHAHAHAHA!
Our preparation for the Final War continues with the end of naval limitations from the puny Western Naval Treaty. Pathetic!
Based on Tojo's latest poem:
We are Freedom! You and me!
We are freedom, me and you, baby,
Let's invade the motherfucking world.
WHAT!
CURSE YOU, CHIANG!
Luckily, resource problems are staved off with our research of new mining techniques.
Note the Chinese being cowards.
Shortly thereafter, they insult the nations of the world yet again with their so-called improvement of infrastructure.
Oh yes, China. You're making progress.
TO HELL!!!
Alons-y!
