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"Give me more soldiers noble leader so that they may sheathe their swords in the beating hearts of our enemies!"
 

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Let's see, there's the 3(50,000) Musketeers, Pokémon, 300, Dirty Harry and that's all I can see. :D
 

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Let's see, there's the 3(50,000) Musketeers, Pokémon, 300, Dirty Harry and that's all I can see. :D

Don't forget about Star Wars. :D

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Then we will commit genocide in the shade.

Extremely pixlated genocide.
 

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The references in the last update were: Star Wars, Pokémon, Lord of the Rings, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Dirty Harry, 300. BANZAI.

19. A NEW ASIAN ORDER

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The aftermath of the battle, from which the Imperial Guard retreated after a few hours to avoid casualties AFTER FIGHTING TO THE LAST MAN AND NOT GIVING UP AN INCH OF GROUND.

Uh...

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HANKOU VERY MUCH CHINA
AHAHAHAHAHA
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA

Aaah...

You suck, China.

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Despite already being stunningly intelligent, our Navy could be more intelligent. SO INTELLIGENT THAT THIS RESEARCH MIGHT BE A DECOY

A TRAP

A RED HERRING TO DISTRACT YOU FROM OUR TRUE PLANS

Or is it?

Is it?

IS IT?





Or is it?

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Ban. Zai. Soon Japan shall look down upon the slaves of the Earth from our new golden throne SET UP ABOVE THE GODS THEMSELVES!

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AS EVIDENCED BY OUR VAST POCKET OF 44 DIVISIONS! AHAHAHA! WITH THOSE DIVISIONS GONE THE CHINESE ARMY WILL BE REDUCED TO A PALTRY... well, 180 divisions.

Shit.

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But will Chiang break open the pocket and win another victory for Democracy?

WILL HE?

OR WILL HE?

FIND OUT NEXT TIME
 

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You're not giving much of an alternative :p

Odds in that battle are nasty, but at least one more would be required to breach the encirclement, and the units required to actually break would have to achieve two full movements. Our glorious army will not require so much time to reduce the pocket further - they'd better NOT.
 

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Chiang fights for democracy? :eek:

In a sense, at least: while IJA are busy with Chiang, they don't attack democracies :p
 

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20. INVADE CHIN CITY

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-exiKRZZUuU

The mission is clear
I'm goin' over there
I'm goin' to invade China
I flip around to Hefei, flat as a pancake
And then
UH NO, the Chiang Kai-Shek

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Stay back here
Devise a plan
Close the coastal pocket

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Against all odds
Invadin'
STORM THE CHIN
STORM THE CHIN
Ninja style!
Samurai!

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Build some roads!
Invade that shit!
Conquering that motherfucker

Now I'm at the sea, killin' some guys
I got illegal weapons
FLIP

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AGAINST ALL ODDS
INVADIN'
STORM THE CHIN

Haaa

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Southern China conquered
Coastal control
That's what Yamamoto was talkin' a-

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SHIT

Deploying Chinese

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Communist fleas

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STORM THE CHIN
STORM THE CHIN
STORM THE CHIN
 

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Those were quite some lyrics there.

By the way, you spelled Bulbasaur wrong.

No, it's called that because our troops will SOAR to victory!

BANZAI
 

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No, it's called that because our troops will SOAR to victory!

BANZAI

Ah ah ah...puns...you probably work for 4Kids on the side. :p