Nalivayko was right. His wife hadn’t been happy. His ears still rang from her diatribe two hours ago. Still, there were more important things to consider. He had heard rumors of Don Cossacks hosting Muscovite leaders in their homes. With Muscovite soldiers wandering about the steppes poking their noses in places they didn’t belong it behooved him to be careful.
The Don Cossacks had never warmed to the Romans, even though it was they who had returned the lands of the Cossacks back to them. Granting them nominal freedom as vassals of the Empire. The Emperor had even lavished gifts upon them to help them get back on their feet. Yet the Don Cossacks seemed willing to throw all that away on an adventure with the Muscovites.
Nalivayko had just come from meeting some of his old friends, who had told him some disturbing information. The Don Cossacks had indeed secretly allied with the Muscovites. It explained a lot, such as why relations between the Cossack nation and the Romans had deteriorated so badly in the last couple of years.
It was the Don Cossacks who had allowed the Muscovites military access to the wild fields and the rest of the Cossack nation. Nalivayko was not happy. Not one little tiny bit. He had advised his friends to get together with other family and friends and prepare for war.
But he was torn between his love and loyalty to his people, and his loyalty to the empire. In the end he decided that he would have to stay and ensure that his people were saved from the machinations of the Don Cossacks and the Muscovites. He sent a trusted man with a coded message to Felippe to tell him of the Muscovite treachery and all of his suspicions of the Don Cossack complicity. He assured the Emperor that he would take care of the problem.
By the time the message reached the Emperor it was almost too late. Fortunately, the implementation of the coded mirror messages to the outposts near the Muscovite border allowed the legions stationed there to be prepared for war. They had just finished readying themselves when Muscovite soldiers were spotted crossing the border into the Empire.
In March of 1726, the northern plains were plunged into a war. A war the Muscovites had no way of winning. Nalivayko was as good as his word. The Cossacks as a nation sided with the empire. The Don Cossacks did array with the Muscovites who invaded, but they were quickly swept from the field by the true Cossacks, who went on and snatched Belgorod from their northern neighbor.
They swept into the Muscovite lands sweeping ahead of the imperial armies. Nalivayko managed to beat the Romans to Moscow by a week, setting up a siege which the legion took over so that the Cossacks could continue raiding the Muscovite countryside. Small units of Muscovite soldiers were massacred by Cossack hordes.
Soon afterward the Muscovite Duke ceded Belgorod to the Cossacks in return for peace. The Don Cossacks had been decimated in the war and the Sich was back in control of the nation.
The Muscovites had lost, and lost big. Their armies were destroyed, their nation was occupied and the Duke was in custody of the empire. For his freedom he ceded Kouban, Kalmuk, Volgograd, Uralsk, Orenburg, Samara, Ufa, Kazan, Vladimir, and Voloda. The
Emperor decided that this would teach the Muscovites that warring with the Empire would be suicide.
Nalivayko received two hats personally from the Emperor, as well as a brace of pistols in the latest style with the newest technological advances. Wichita, Llano Estacado, Concho, Pecos, Matagorda, and El Paso had all become true colonial cities. The provinces had been known as Texas for some years now and the trade income from this area had quintupled.
The Poles were unwilling to let Ukraine be and declared war upon them in 1728. The Cossacks asked for help from the Empire, which they didn’t really need, but Nalivayko thought it would be nice if the legions got to have some fun smacking around the Poles. For some reason the Poles soon found themselves a conquered people. The empire had hoped that the Cossacks would take a province from the Poles, but they instead took money.
The Poles handed over everything but Masovia, Podlasia, Volyn, and Chernigov. The Irish had been allied with the Poles and had actually been foolish enough to attack the Romans. The Highlands were conquered within a week. Within two months all of Eire was under Imperial control. The High King cried as he ceded everything but his capitol to the empire.
Revolts in the newly conquered Irish lands were quickly crushed. It was fortunate that they were Catholic, they soon realized that the empire was better for them than the High King and his outdated policies. The empire was so far advanced beyond the Irish that it was like comparing cavemen to the ancient Romans. The Irish had barely managed to produce arquebus’ of their own.
LordAdrian used the recent war success to lobby for the unification of all of Europe under the banner of the empire, save for the loyal and honorable Cossacks. He also railed against the perfidy of the infidel Muslims. He wanted to declare a crusade against all muslims. He was convinced in a private audience with Felippe that such an undertaking would be impractical as quite a few of the new Roman citizens in the far middle east were muslims. He was told that until more conversions occurred in the middle east there would be no crusade against Muslims. The Rebellion risks were just too enormous to justify to the Senate, Commons, or the citizens.
The Puppet authorized more inquisitions in the middle east. He assured the Emperor that many of them would succeed. The Emperor assured him that if they weren’t a new Puppet would soon be named after their failures. The Puppet paled and returned to the Vatican to harangue his chosen inquisitors to do their utmost. They promised that they would. The Puppet reminded them that the price of failure was grim. They shuddered and left the capitol eager to prove themselves.
Surprisingly when the conversion attempts were over, three of them had been successful. The Puppet was given a new lease on life and ordered more inquisitions to be attempted. The infidels must be converted. The inquisitions in Germany were halted to give more resources to the conversions of the muslims. The last few Calvinists breathed a small sigh of relief.
Bremen, Anhalt, Wurzburg, Poznan, Schwyz, Lincoln, Strathclyde, and Bearn were the last holdouts of Calvinism. There were still a few Orthodox provinces to convert. Surprisingly the Ukraine provinces were supposedly Catholic. Nalivayko must not realize this, or he’d probably tear out his hair. Apparently the Poles had converted the people to Catholicism when they had been under their control.
In 1630 another brief, phony war erupted against Persia due to another border dispute. It took about a year to bring them to their knees. Only Isfahan was left to them. Their power had been completely broken. Delhi had been involved with another war with Viyanger and it certainly looked like they were getting their backsides handed to them, again.
The Poles declared that Danzig belonged to them and that the empire should turn it over to the Polish king. Of course this was laughable. War was declared, and the Cossacks heeded the call to arms. Only to again leave after four months with a measly 25 ducats. The Emperor was furious. The empire didn’t really care about the land, they had hoped the Cossacks would take it. But noooooo, they marched home with their tiny treasure to drink gropilka.
Felippe in his rage annexed all but Masovia into the empire. If the Cossacks didn’t want the land, the empire would take it. The Irish had heeded the call from the Poles and found themselves no longer a nation when the Irish legion marched into their capitol and arrested the High King for stupidity. He was sentenced to a new life in the colony of Mosquito in Central America. Perhaps there he would smarten up, or he’d die quickly.
Things were mostly quiet until the year 1736 when Muscowy declared war on the empire again. The Emperor called upon the Cossacks, hoping they would take some land from the Duchy. The Cossacks lasted all of three months before taking 12 ducats in a peace deal with the Muscovites.
Felippe had a stroke and died right on the spot when he heard the news. Frederick I became Emperor of the Romans. Poland declared war in the hope that the empire would be too busy with the Muscovites. They were wrong. Within a couple of months Poland was no more and Muscowy ceded all her territory except for Moscow to the empire.
Frederick sent a letter to Nalivayko asking him to appear and explain the actions of his fellow Cossacks. Why had the ducked out of the last wars without taking land. Why had they abandon the empire. Not that the empire had really needed help, but the idea had been to have the Cossacks gain more steppeland.
Without surprise Frederick I became Holy Roman Emperor, which was pretty much a waste of time since the Roman Empire was far larger then the Holy Roman Empire, and controlled every scrap of the Holy Roman Empire anyway. Frederick seriously considered disbanded the electors of the HRE since it was a totally useless title.
In 1742 Moscow and Isfahan were annexed into the empire with a brief war to finish the job with each nation. The Duke was sent to Anacosti and the Persian Shah was sent to Baja.