Chapter XX
Just a Bunch of Chores
“Guards, tell that rotten Basileus of yours that this cell you call a prison is totally beneath me. I demand better accommodation, something that suits my status!”
After hearing of the complaints from one of the prisoners of war from my guard captain, I told him to comply and give him a "suitable" accommodation.
A week later, I went over to the barrel which the Guard Captain had cleverly managed to fit the rude prisoner in.
“I hope you were comfortable in there.”
“You accursed infidels think you can get away with all this, just wait until Allah brings judgement upon you!”
“You sure do not know your position here, do you?”
“What are you going to do? Kill me? Or better yet, like what all you Romans like to do, cut my balls off or gouge my eyes out? Bah! Go ahead and do your worse!”
“I could, but I have a better idea. How much gold coins do you have?”
“About a dozen or two, why?”
“I'll release you for a ransom for what you have.”
Just like that, I released a foolish prisoner who would only serve to be a baggage, but whom I did not want to waste energy into disposing of. This way at least I'll get something out of it.
As the year went by, the Army chased down enemy stragglers who posed little to no threat at all as well as setting siege to various castles.
We were on our way to set siege to a castle when a messenger arrived.
“What brings you here?”
“Your Majesty! I bring dire news from His Highness, Constantine. The local populace of Sicily has risen up in an open rebellion!”
It would seem that my son had failed to completely re-educate the populace of the island of Sicily to the correct religion and as such was now facing a rebellion led by a foolish Imam.
“Tell him to deal with it. He is a Co-Emperor after all. I shall come to his aid when I can.”
With that I dismissed the messenger, only for another messenger to arrive, but this time from Constantinople. According to the messenger, there had been some dispute between the Bishop of Perre and the Ecumenical Patriarch where the former decided to appeal his case to me in regards to the latters accusation of the former for heresy. After quickly reviewing the case, I decided to side with the Bishop, but also attached a warning not to bother me for trivial matters while I was out in the middle of a campaign.
Now, if only that damn Bishop would stop acting like the Pope of Rome, picking fights with bishops left and right.
Once the trivial matters were dealt with somewhat, I ordered an assault on the castle of Azaz, which was taken without difficulty.
It was at that point an army of three thousand engaged us near Hama.
As the two armies were within visual range, I had the Commanders prepare for a quick assault as we outnumbered them three to one. Just as I was about to give the orders, I saw a white flag in the distance. Taking a few of my retinues with me, I rode out to meet the enemy commander half way.
“What do you wish to talk about?”
“You go straight for the point as rumours put it, Your Majesty.”
“Well, we are in the middle of a war so there is no sense in beating around the bush when you can just stab them with the point of the sword. Regardless, you know who I am, but I do not know who you are. I saw a banner of the Samanid Shahdom, but I have not seen the Sultan himself.”
“The good Shah is a good friend of mine and leant his army for this war. Where are my manners, Your Majesty, I am Mu'izz Bursaqid, the Emir of Aleppo with whom you have declared war against.”
“Ah, I see. Then I think I can guess what you want to discuss.”
“As I thought, regardless here are the terms of our surrender.”
With that, an important piece of lost territory was once again reclaimed. Though, as usual, I guaranteed the safe passage for him personally as well as the armies of the Shah of Khiva currently under his command.
As the war continued with the other Emirs, we cam across the castle of Turbessel where we began to lay siege. I received a letter from the Imperial Spymaster, regarding the former Count of Neapolis, Sergios, whom I offered annexation in return for his appointment as Provincial Governor in which he would govern the province with my authorisation.
Apparently, he began to regret his decision thus started a faction with the Thematic Governors to declare independence. I considered arresting him for conspiracy, but decided against it since that may cloud the opinions of my subjects as being tyrannical. Instead, I opted to place him under the authority of my Co-Emperor, my son Constantine.
Once all the preparations of the siege had been completed, I ordered an assault on the castle where this time I decided to lead it myself.
After clearing out the are of infidel soldiers, I decided to tour the castle when another messenger intercepted me, this time from Amisos. Apparently, Emperor Louis II of Italy and Middle Francia and his personal retinues were gathering supplies from the area while awaiting for the main army to arrive.
It would look like my Frankish son-in-law was not just paying lip service, but was rather serious on this endeavour to liberate and reclaim what was lost to these infidels.
Meanwhile, the news on the West regarding the Sunni uprising was not looking good as the rebels managed to seize a castle, despite their lack of military training.
Just a Bunch of Chores
“Guards, tell that rotten Basileus of yours that this cell you call a prison is totally beneath me. I demand better accommodation, something that suits my status!”

After hearing of the complaints from one of the prisoners of war from my guard captain, I told him to comply and give him a "suitable" accommodation.
A week later, I went over to the barrel which the Guard Captain had cleverly managed to fit the rude prisoner in.
“I hope you were comfortable in there.”
“You accursed infidels think you can get away with all this, just wait until Allah brings judgement upon you!”
“You sure do not know your position here, do you?”
“What are you going to do? Kill me? Or better yet, like what all you Romans like to do, cut my balls off or gouge my eyes out? Bah! Go ahead and do your worse!”
“I could, but I have a better idea. How much gold coins do you have?”
“About a dozen or two, why?”
“I'll release you for a ransom for what you have.”

Just like that, I released a foolish prisoner who would only serve to be a baggage, but whom I did not want to waste energy into disposing of. This way at least I'll get something out of it.
As the year went by, the Army chased down enemy stragglers who posed little to no threat at all as well as setting siege to various castles.



We were on our way to set siege to a castle when a messenger arrived.
“What brings you here?”
“Your Majesty! I bring dire news from His Highness, Constantine. The local populace of Sicily has risen up in an open rebellion!”


It would seem that my son had failed to completely re-educate the populace of the island of Sicily to the correct religion and as such was now facing a rebellion led by a foolish Imam.
“Tell him to deal with it. He is a Co-Emperor after all. I shall come to his aid when I can.”
With that I dismissed the messenger, only for another messenger to arrive, but this time from Constantinople. According to the messenger, there had been some dispute between the Bishop of Perre and the Ecumenical Patriarch where the former decided to appeal his case to me in regards to the latters accusation of the former for heresy. After quickly reviewing the case, I decided to side with the Bishop, but also attached a warning not to bother me for trivial matters while I was out in the middle of a campaign.
Now, if only that damn Bishop would stop acting like the Pope of Rome, picking fights with bishops left and right.

Once the trivial matters were dealt with somewhat, I ordered an assault on the castle of Azaz, which was taken without difficulty.

It was at that point an army of three thousand engaged us near Hama.

As the two armies were within visual range, I had the Commanders prepare for a quick assault as we outnumbered them three to one. Just as I was about to give the orders, I saw a white flag in the distance. Taking a few of my retinues with me, I rode out to meet the enemy commander half way.
“What do you wish to talk about?”
“You go straight for the point as rumours put it, Your Majesty.”
“Well, we are in the middle of a war so there is no sense in beating around the bush when you can just stab them with the point of the sword. Regardless, you know who I am, but I do not know who you are. I saw a banner of the Samanid Shahdom, but I have not seen the Sultan himself.”
“The good Shah is a good friend of mine and leant his army for this war. Where are my manners, Your Majesty, I am Mu'izz Bursaqid, the Emir of Aleppo with whom you have declared war against.”
“Ah, I see. Then I think I can guess what you want to discuss.”
“As I thought, regardless here are the terms of our surrender.”

With that, an important piece of lost territory was once again reclaimed. Though, as usual, I guaranteed the safe passage for him personally as well as the armies of the Shah of Khiva currently under his command.

As the war continued with the other Emirs, we cam across the castle of Turbessel where we began to lay siege. I received a letter from the Imperial Spymaster, regarding the former Count of Neapolis, Sergios, whom I offered annexation in return for his appointment as Provincial Governor in which he would govern the province with my authorisation.

Apparently, he began to regret his decision thus started a faction with the Thematic Governors to declare independence. I considered arresting him for conspiracy, but decided against it since that may cloud the opinions of my subjects as being tyrannical. Instead, I opted to place him under the authority of my Co-Emperor, my son Constantine.
Once all the preparations of the siege had been completed, I ordered an assault on the castle where this time I decided to lead it myself.

After clearing out the are of infidel soldiers, I decided to tour the castle when another messenger intercepted me, this time from Amisos. Apparently, Emperor Louis II of Italy and Middle Francia and his personal retinues were gathering supplies from the area while awaiting for the main army to arrive.

It would look like my Frankish son-in-law was not just paying lip service, but was rather serious on this endeavour to liberate and reclaim what was lost to these infidels.
Meanwhile, the news on the West regarding the Sunni uprising was not looking good as the rebels managed to seize a castle, despite their lack of military training.

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