Posing as a british soldier in a red coat and winter boots and a goofy looking hat. I marched (well drove first then marched) to the computer store at the mall armed with my wallet (they wont let me bring a musket into the store).
Meanwhile there was snow falling and earlier my internet spies had reported earthquakes in the kingdom of el salvador, devastating their land. Also in a nearby school here, racial tensions grew to a boiling point as unemployed black coaches demanded to know why everyone was hiring white coaches. Truely these were troubling times indeed. I must prepare a chest of copper coins to send as aid to the ravaged kingdom of el salvador, however my diplomatic engagements want nothing to do with the racial tensions. Let them fight like cats and dogs and ill clean up whats left of them. muahahaha foolish infidels.
Back in the store i look around me and alas there is rows of wonderful games but my mind is on one thing. I approached the little man at the counter, raised my wallet to show my strength.
'Do you have the game europa universalis coming to your store soon laddy?' i asked him cautiously not knowing the nationality of the ladd in front of me, maybe he doesnt speak the presidents english
'sir i dont see the game in our system, maybe they canceled it?' he replied
'how dare you insult me this way infidel, you must be allied with the europeans who delay all goods to our land!'
I marched back to my castle, not a happy camper indeed.
Then the phone rang, it was my fiance. She greeted me in such a manner as an ally would greet another. She asked me what i was up to and i said i am preparing for the greatest event of this year, perhaps of my entire life.
The phone was silent, then she said 'Oh you sweetheart you, what are you planning to do for our wedding now?'
I paused then replied, 'IM not talking about our wedding dear, Europa Universalis is coming soon and im preparing for that.'
click,
Hello, hello, baby are you there? but nothing but dial tone
Guess i have to dig into the treasury for reperations for my ally once again, please hurry EU while i still have money left.
make love not war :^)
Meanwhile there was snow falling and earlier my internet spies had reported earthquakes in the kingdom of el salvador, devastating their land. Also in a nearby school here, racial tensions grew to a boiling point as unemployed black coaches demanded to know why everyone was hiring white coaches. Truely these were troubling times indeed. I must prepare a chest of copper coins to send as aid to the ravaged kingdom of el salvador, however my diplomatic engagements want nothing to do with the racial tensions. Let them fight like cats and dogs and ill clean up whats left of them. muahahaha foolish infidels.
Back in the store i look around me and alas there is rows of wonderful games but my mind is on one thing. I approached the little man at the counter, raised my wallet to show my strength.
'Do you have the game europa universalis coming to your store soon laddy?' i asked him cautiously not knowing the nationality of the ladd in front of me, maybe he doesnt speak the presidents english
'sir i dont see the game in our system, maybe they canceled it?' he replied
'how dare you insult me this way infidel, you must be allied with the europeans who delay all goods to our land!'
I marched back to my castle, not a happy camper indeed.
Then the phone rang, it was my fiance. She greeted me in such a manner as an ally would greet another. She asked me what i was up to and i said i am preparing for the greatest event of this year, perhaps of my entire life.
The phone was silent, then she said 'Oh you sweetheart you, what are you planning to do for our wedding now?'
I paused then replied, 'IM not talking about our wedding dear, Europa Universalis is coming soon and im preparing for that.'
click,
Hello, hello, baby are you there? but nothing but dial tone
Guess i have to dig into the treasury for reperations for my ally once again, please hurry EU while i still have money left.
make love not war :^)
