Originally posted by John Poole
But anyway there were alot of things France could have done to not get bitch-slapped. If I am France and I form an entente with Poland, Czechoslovakia, Romania and the USSR and we all attack Germany at once will I be bitch-slapped? Maybe If I am the French player and I invade Germany before they have a chance to re-arm should I be bitch slapped? What if I attack while Germany is fighting in Poland? What if I counter the attack in the Ardennes? I am not interested in stroking anybodies ego nor am I interested in French jokes. I am interested in a historic simulation. Go tell your French jokes someplace else.
And the fact is is that none of this is historical. The game is at least supposed to *start* historically, and if that's the case the French don't have a prayer of even slowing down the Germans, much less stopping them.
The French army was a lost cause in 1939. Not because of training or equipment, but because the officer corps was utterly incompetent, the military doctrine of the French armed forces was based on WW1, and the French simply had no will to put up a determined fight. Even the Poles, whose armed forces were arguably even worse than the French, put up a much tougher fight, losing three times the number of soldiers the French did (and comparably a much larger portion of their armed forces) before folding.
What it boils down to is that in 1939 the French didn't have a prayer of taking on the Germans and winning. They were, indeed, bitch-slapped, and there was little chance of anything else happening.
But remember - the English were also whipped and ran like dogs with their tails between their legs. The English performance in France was almost as embarrassing as the French performance in France. Hell, the little guys - e.g., Belgium - were far more effective per soldier than any of the Great Powers in 1939. It's been estimated that if the Belgium army had been as large as the French army they would've roundly defeated the Germans and crushed the initial invasion attempt.
With the exception of Germany, which boostrapped itself up from the Treaty of Versailles and accomplished incredible feats of military genius right up until 1943, none of the European Great Powers has anything to brag about.
Reforming the French army might be included as part of a fantasy scenario, but not as part of a historical scenario. Improving national morale so that the French army just doesn't up and surrender en masse is also pure fantasy. As I said before, this is *not* the France that Napoleon knew, the France that conquered nearly all of Europe. *That* France was long gone in 1939, just as while Italy may survive today it sure as hell isn't the Rome of the past.
In any event, the French did do one thing better than any other nation during the war: they surrendered with such lightning speed, and in numbers never before seen by a modern army - a feat that has yet to be equalled!
Max