If You Can't Do It, Nubia Can!
A story with lots of pictures and plenty of words
King-Emperor Qalidurut I, the Conqueror
1263
It should come as no surprise that my forces win in Baghdad. Nubia is but an instrument of God’s will, and will continue to win, not matter the odds.
Wait, this isn’t supposed to happen. John what are you doing? You are the Prince of Azerbijan and Count of Suenik for heaven’s sake, I expect better of you. Ann says you’re putting a crimp on God’s plan and if you don’t shape up I’ll have to replace you.
Much better. See, the Turks have realized that I am on a mission from God, and cannot be stopped. Rather than try to take and hold land, they are simply vandalizing what they can, then retreating back whence they came.
Onward Nubia, to victory!
Now this is what I’m talking about. Sure we lost more men than the Turks, but it was a victory. And we have far more soldiers than the Turks. With wins like this, we will push on to success.
And now we have made up for the extra 2000 men we lost, with interest. Nothing can stand in our way now!
I stand corrected. I think a 17,000 man Turkish army can stand in my way quite well. Thankfully the army isn’t standing in
my way. I’m up north winning sieges. But for cousin Alim, things are going to be rough.
When I’m right, I’m right. Alim’s troops are slaughtered and the entire boarder defense comes crashing down. The Turks are now besieging the land I took from the Emir of Mosul after he successfully revolted from the Turks over fifty years ago. It’s MY land damnit!
On the bright side a Turkish noble wants to defect. I see this as a good thing because only a complete nutcase would jump ship when his people are winning, so the Turks must be weaker than they seem.
Or he’s crazy. While I don’t want any crazy people in Nubia, I prefer to be optimistic.
Once again, optimism pays off. Things might not be so good in the east, but in the south Nubia is kicking butt. Another Turkish province is free to join my benevolent realm.
I finally assemble a large army to drive the Turks from Kirkuk, only to discover they have been reinforced. Now a second army is going to be slaughtered, and there will still be thousands of Turks there.
Nubian forces in the south continue to prove their worth. Another of my many cousins defeats a Turkish army in some unimportant stretch of desert. If only we had commanders like that farther north.
Of a few thousand less Turks farther north. Either one would help.
Cancel that. Looks like my forces down south have enough on their plate. The Turks second attempt to take Baghdad had a little more umph in it. Now Nubia has to launch the counter attack.
Well we all knew this was coming. It seems Godarz’s second victory has made the area so secure that the Sultan himself is heading that way. But don’t worry; I have more armies… somewhere.
That didn’t work. The commander of my counterattack on Baghdad is too embarrassed by failure to even admit who he is. Oh well, it took the Turks two tries for a counterattack to succeed. I guess it will be the same for us.
A little success can go a long way. To building someone’s ego that is. The Turks are so overconfident that one province sheiks are declaring war.
But that doesn’t matter. I have finished conquering the last of the Turkish provinces within my realm and am ready for the fighting to stop. I send my normal message to the Sultan informing him that I have finished wailing on him and we can have peace.
This is not the normal response. It occurs to me that while I have been taking provinces, Nubia hasn’t been winning battles lately. In fact, on the Nubian/Turkish boarder, we’re losing the war. The Turks are besieging multiple boarder provinces, and my forces in the area aren’t strong enough to stop them, as demonstrated by another failed attempt on Baghdad.
Looks like I’m going to have to earn my peaceful ending.
First I’ll need more troops. The coastland hasn’t had to fight in a while, so it is proper that they contribute to the cause.
The third time was not the charm. I briefly consider letting the province fall, after all, it’s only been Nubian for a few months. Ann stops that train of thought. Apparently a Nubian Baghdad is part of the plan.
I send another army in.
Join us next time for the exciting conclusion.