If Europa Universalis would be...

[unmerged(80402)]

So, i think what if europa universalis, would be not a computer game, but something else, what would then be? Post your ideas!

First:
If Europa Universalis would be a board game, it would have 2000 boards, few toms of game manuals, and thousand of game pieces. Playing it, would take more than a year in one year of the game time. Every day, would take at least one real time day. Every country would need to be checked by game master, and players would make their turns in at least 2 hours, and rest of the day waiting for game master to move the non-player countries.

 

[Uebergold]

....a woman I would marry her.

Although I would view her musical taste with distrust.

 

[jdrou]

If Europa Universalis would be a board game,

Actually it was a board game before it was a computer game . . .

 

[Uebergold]

Actually it was a board game before it was a computer game . . .

Hmm, who was the publisher?

 

[unmerged(80402)]

If Europa Universalis would be operational system, its new expansion would be a bugged service pack...

 

[BlitzMartinDK]

Hmm, who was the publisher?

..Google is your friend!

http://boardgamegeek.com/boardgame/4102/europa-universalis

Have had it for years, we always end up playing something shorter

And we have it in our gaming club, come by this summer and we will try it out.

..we are holding a summer (mini-) convention for 10 days in Sønderborg Denmark (Magneticon 14. - 22. juli Sønderborg http://magneticon.dk/ )

 

[unmerged(80402)]

Still it is close to what i sad, just i exaggerated it more .

EDIT:
If Europa Universalis would be an RPG, hordes, would be OP berserkers, france would be a dragon, england a troll, castille a giant, austria hydra, poland a warior, moscow a punchbag, turkey a magician, that gets pawned before he manage to become strong.

 

[bestbrian]

...a ginormous timesuck, well, wait, it is. Not that I'm complaining, mind you.

 

[Chamboozer]

...a religion, then we'd all be worshiping Johan.

Seems like we're well on our way there.

 

[TeutoDraeger]

...a car, then we'd spend ninety percent of our time parked---engine running, examining the dashboard, fiddling with the mirrors, etc.---and ten percent of our time actually driving.

because none of you play with the clock running constantly all the time.

 

[jdrou]

...a car, then we'd spend ninety percent of our time parked---engine running, examining the dashboard, fiddling with the mirrors, etc.---and ten percent of our time actually driving.

because none of you play with the clock running constantly all the time.

And modders spending most of the time poking around under the hood trying to get better performance or repainting the car, changing the wheels, etc. instead of driving.

EDIT: Or completely rebuilding the car body into a truck.