I want to confess

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Re: Gentlemen

Originally posted by Vicar of Christ
Cheating is the 8th capital sin.

Thou shall burn in hell for all eternity and suffer the misery of dial-up connection!

Well, I already suffer from the misery of a dial-up connection (too far out in the country to get anything else), so only the first half of that is a threat! But what a threat it is.

 

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Hi Judas Maccabeus, you and me have two things in comen where both are from Kentucky and have dial-up

 

[Petrarca]

Re: Re: I want to confess

Originally posted by Moonwalker



Apage Satanas! caeli enarrant gloriam, Dei beati pacifici, Beata Virgo Maria

Ave Maria!

In the name of the Father, the Son and the Holy Ghost and by the power invested in me, and by the Grace of God, in the name of the Lord and his cousins, and in the name of Holy St Charles, St James, St George and St Bob, I hereby relieve you from all your sinns.

Now go to the altar and give me 30 Hail Mary's!

I'm supposed to be the Cardinal here, I'll take care of it:

Do you think this is a game, son! Do you think this is funny?! What would you think I punched you in the nose?! Would that be funny, son?! I can't hear you, boy!

 

[Castellon]

Re: Re: Re: I want to confess

Originally posted by Petrarca

I'm supposed to be the Cardinal here, I'll take care of it:

Do you think this is a game, son! Do you think this is funny?! What would you think I punched you in the nose?! Would that be funny, son?! I can't hear you, boy!

Nnnnnnnooooo! yyyoouurr eeemmmiiinence. (ducks head)

 

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Oh, God. The sin is spreading, Quickly, whole sections of eu-players need to be excommunicated before this speads. Next thing you know people will be casually cheating everywhere.

 

[kurtbrian]

*runnes forth with some woodeth*

Burn ye Heretics at ye Staketh!

 

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EU2 Lover and Vicar of Christ, welcome!

So many sinners!

Apage Satanas! caeli enarrant gloriam, Dei beati pacifici, Beata Virgo Maria

Ave Maria!

In the name of the Father, the Son and the Holy Ghost and by the power invested in me, and by the Grace of God, in the name of the Lord and his cousins, and in the name of Holy St Charles, St James, St George and St Bob, I hereby relieve you from all your sinns.

Now go to the altar and give me 30 Hail Mary's!

I have done that Thank you for teh forgiveness. Now, I am cleanse, I can say, you evil cheater! You may be rotting in the hell for eternal, or be a worker in Radiactive wasteland under the leadership of Saddam, which would you choose?

 

[Nikolai II]

Originally posted by Judas Maccabeus
Forgive me, for I have sinned.

I once... no, twice... no, a hundred times in a game typed in "Montezuma". Add to that file editing, judicious (or not) use of the other cheats... Have I commited a mortal sin?

D*mn, that is impressive. I can hardly spell Moctezuma once..

 

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D*mn, that is impressive. I can hardly spell Moctezuma once..

lol hohoho!
All you have to do is to divide the word, Mon te zuma or Mont ez uma

 

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"casually cheating"

thats a funny term to use for it.

o...just a little here....and a little there....and o i forgot about this here....and o yeah gotta do this thing there.

casually cheating is more addictive than casual drug use. soon everytime that 10K cavalry army loses to those 20K rebels a cheat will be in place to "give them what they should of gotten in the first place"

but anyway, i dont have a problem with cheaters (i am one myself, with women not games though ) just thought id throw in some comments and have some fun myself.

 

[Petrarca]

Originally posted by KrisKannon
"casually cheating"

thats a funny term to use for it.

o...just a little here....and a little there....and o i forgot about this here....and o yeah gotta do this thing there.

casually cheating is more addictive than casual drug use. soon everytime that 10K cavalry army loses to those 20K rebels a cheat will be in place to "give them what they should of gotten in the first place"

but anyway, i dont have a problem with cheaters (i am one myself, with women not games though ) just thought id throw in some comments and have some fun myself.

How about a "social cheater?"

 

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I mainly do 1003 as I hate it how protestants and reformeds have the same negative bonus you'd have for mozzies.

 

[Kasperus]

well, if i play a serious non-cheat game (for my AAR for example) i don`t cheat at all. However, once I play a "cheating" game i use probably every possible cheat, although in the first place the events-cheat. It is rather funny to inherit Bourgondy as Gelre for example (event 3597)
OK ok, it isn`t.....

 

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well, if i play a serious non-cheat game (for my AAR for example) i don`t cheat at all. However, once I play a "cheating" game i use probably every possible cheat, although in the first place the events-cheat. It is rather funny to inherit Bourgondy as Gelre for example (event 3597)

You sinner! You shall rot in hell for eternall, wait a sec, I am doing the same thing. I mean that you shall not rot in hell since it is not sin to cheat

 

[Kasperus]

Originally posted by Zhai


You sinner! You shall rot in hell for eternall, wait a sec, I am doing the same thing. I mean that you shall not rot in hell since it is not sin to cheat

Hmm, as long you can admit to yourself that a game you play isn`t "serious" and one that you`ll talk to your friends with pride that you have been victorious, i don`t see why you wouldn`t cheat, either to make the game easier, or harder, or to help/penaltize the ai.
BTW, That`s kinda funny, playing like god and try, by use of randomevents, to get the history back on the track: So, France is losing to Brittany? type event 1027 BRI twice and Bretons suddenly find another divertion than kicking the french. Need Ottomans a bit more support? type event 1009 TUR a few times and maybe once or twice 1110 TUR and maybe they will even dow the Mameluks.

 

[Petrarca]

Originally posted by Kasperus

Hmm, as long you can admit to yourself that a game you play isn`t "serious" and one that you`ll talk to your friends with pride that you have been victorious, i don`t see why you wouldn`t cheat, either to make the game easier, or harder, or to help/penaltize the ai.
BTW, That`s kinda funny, playing like god and try, by use of randomevents, to get the history back on the track: So, France is losing to Brittany? type event 1027 BRI twice and Bretons suddenly find another divertion than kicking the french. Need Ottomans a bit more support? type event 1009 TUR a few times and maybe once or twice 1110 TUR and maybe they will even dow the Mameluks.

I didn't know that the use of tags cause events for that country. That explains how Peter Ebbesen triggered events for the Papal States. Thank you kindly.

 

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Hmm, as long you can admit to yourself that a game you play isn`t "serious" and one that you`ll talk to your friends with pride that you have been victorious, i don`t see why you wouldn`t cheat, either to make the game easier, or harder, or to help/penaltize the ai.
BTW, That`s kinda funny, playing like god and try, by use of randomevents, to get the history back on the track: So, France is losing to Brittany? type event 1027 BRI twice and Bretons suddenly find another divertion than kicking the french. Need Ottomans a bit more support? type event 1009 TUR a few times and maybe once or twice 1110 TUR and maybe they will even dow the Mameluks.

I don't know that either, maybe I would like to experiment with that! We should establish teh cheater society LOL!

 

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OK, I'll admit I was so pissed off that my 143 ducats for a missonary failed when playing Albania and trying to convert my one an only province that I altered the save game file to success = yes, rather than no. I continued this game for about a day and felt so bad that I had to restart the entire GC.

How can I overcome the feeling of guilt?

Here are other "cheats" I must confess (though none as blatant as the yes/no issue)

- Using units in a foreign country I have military agreement with and fighting natives to free up the trading post.

- "exploring" the above country with none conquistator units.

- "exploring" adjacent provinces that I shuoldn't be able to see.

- Getting military access from Portugal and Spain in the early 1400's even though there is no possible way I should know that they will eventually become useful ports once exploration begins

- Not responding to a War summons and leaving it on the screen so that I neither break my alliance nor go to war.

- Upon receiving new colonists that would take me over 6 and hence lose them, during the pause that the message is on my screen, I pan over and get rid of colonists by sending them to trade posts or colonies so that I can take in the full compliment

 

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- Not responding to a War summons and leaving it on the screen so that I neither break my alliance nor go to war.

- Upon receiving new colonists that would take me over 6 and hence lose them, during the pause that the message is on my screen, I pan over and get rid of colonists by sending them to trade posts or colonies so that I can take in the full compliment

No problem, I usually do (if I get my allies in to my war) that for two month, leave the screen on, I mean, so that I could move my armies to the province I want, to get my aims. then I invite allies into war, so that they distract my enemies whom may be lifting the seige, and divide their armies so that I can conquer some more. Most of my allies tend to be vassels or teh candiate of Vassel so any land they took is what will be my, hence a bonus.

No problem, that is senisble, in fact, I think that 6 colonist max is too limited, 10 would be better but you have to work with what you got, so it is not really cheating.

 

[Galleblære]

Originally posted by Isaac Brock
Do you give the AI 500d when it happens the other way around?

Always