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-AND NOW FOR SOMETHING COMPLETELY DIFFERENT!

This is hardly an AAR. It's a fan fiction piece (since this subforum sayss AAR and fan fiction) that I came up with when I was in the shower. I thought it was worth sharing. This is a song parody: you load up the YouTube link and follow the parody words (written below) with the melody.

If this gets positive feedback, I'll make more. If this gets negative feedback, I'm probably dumb enough to make more anyway.

Each song will come with its own sheet music cover for your enjoyment.

Now then. Let's begin!

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TURTLESHROOM PRODUCTIONS
PROUDLY PRESENTS

I NEED A HEIR-OH
A "Crusader Kings II" Musical Number

MELODY
[FORUM GOERS' CHOIR]
(Do do do do)
(Do do do do)
(Do do do do)

AH! AH!

[SINGER]
Where have all the years now gone
-and where are all the sons?
Where's my wife's fertility
'Cause all she makes is broads!

I push eighty years tonight
-and Way of Life is off
I see the crown upon my screen
I beg and cry and plead!

I NEED A HEIR-OH!

I'm holding out for a heir now before I die
-and he's 'gotta be

-and he's 'gotta be

-but I don't care what he is tonight

I NEED A HEIR-OH!

I'm holding out for a heir now before I die
He's 'gotta be male
-and he's 'gotta be soon
I don't care what he is tonight.

Inbred's all right...

[FORUM GOERS' CHOIR]
(Do do do do)
(Do do do do)
(Do do do do)

AH! AH!

[SINGER]
I've done everything right
This save's my greatest feat
Abyssnia's within my reach
-and the Muslims are at my feet

Racing 'gainst the calendar
My time is up it seems
It's 'gonna take a miracle
To save me from defeat!

I NEED A HEIR-OH!

I'm holding out for a heir now before I die
-and he's 'gotta be

-and he's 'gotta be

-but I don't care what he is tonight

I NEED A HEIR-OH!

I'm holding out for a heir now before I die
He's 'gotta be male
-and he's 'gotta be soon
I don't care what he is tonight.

I NEED A HEIR-OH!

I'm holding out for a heir now before I die!

{INSTRUMENTAL}

I've divorced my wives at least seven times
Yet all they give is girls to me!
I ask is there someone somewhere with
Sons for me?

There's no way out and my guy is in pain
Can't change succession law!
I can feel death approach
This is the end of my blood!

[CHOIR]
(It's the end of my game!)
(It's the end of my game!)
(It's the end of my game!)
(It's the end of my game!)

AH! AH!

[SINGER]
I NEED A HEIR-OH!

I'm holding out for a heir now before I die
He's 'gotta be

-and he's 'gotta be

-but I don't care what he is tonight

I NEED A HEIR-OH!

I'm holding out for a heir now before I die
He's 'gotta be male
-and he's 'gotta be soon
I don't care what he is tonight.

I NEED A HEIR-OH!

I'm holding out for a heir now before I die
He's 'gotta be

-and he's 'gotta be

-but I don't care what he is tonight

I NEED A HEIR-OH!

I'm holding out for a heir now before I die
He's 'gotta be male
-and he's 'gotta be soon
I don't care what he is tonight...

I NEED A HEIR-OH!
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Coupled with "To the Toss of the Dice", this is part of my "Totally Relatable" series.


Deus Vult,
-TURTLESHROOM
 

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Deus vult indeed. Can't help singing the chorus myself.

Love these pieces when I see them. So yes, might as well say subbed here and now.
 
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