HRE? Not for me; a H3T Germany AAR

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All you guys, creating the HRE, makes me sick. Truly, truly sick.

Everyone knows Germany rocks, so we will be forming them instead. So I will be playing...

Brandenburg! wooooooooooooooooooooo! Of course, they start in a PU with luxembourg, and that sucks. Oh well, the best thing about PU's in H3T is that you never know what family will rise up in your throne. (in my point of view, anyway)

alright, so for starts we centralize...

and get 5 rebels. I should have waited, because B-burg only starts with 2k, but I LIVE ON THE EDGE.

This is our mission, which is impossible to do under a PU. thanks a lot mr. Random numbers generator

alright, start insulting!

I imagine this being some peasants egging the king's castle or something, and that is why kids do it on Halloween.

after the king gets done cleaning the egg of his castle...

but who will it be!? You will have time to guess since he didn't die for another update the Danish king died way before that and he rose to the throne later

I will conquer you, luxembourg, mark my words!

This is why you should never centralize unless you have a strong army in H3T, just in case of these guys. It's especially hard if you are an OPM.

After 3 years of doing jack all, we get some claims!

These will come in handy later on

I voted no on this, not realizing it gave me benefits o . You live and learn I suppose.

We will remember you, byzantium, when we accept your refugees to help with our cultural tradition

well, mainz got annexed by Hesse, so that mission got canceled.

guess what we got?

We go with military drill this NI, since it is now even more needed than before.

HAH. TAKE THAT LUXEMBOU-

JOHANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN

Exciting stuff right here, folks. France gets some the poor part of italy, we get a trade station, and bohemia annexes Silesia! Admittedly, that last part isn't important, but that is probably the most exciting thing that happened in this update.

Muscowy wins again, nothing special. Wait, what is that yellow up there...

oh Genoa

I have literally no idea how this happened. Poor Habsburgs

also

Yikes

We will leave the update with this; Waiting for burgundy to get a king so that they will annex Luxembourg.



What dynasty will our new king be?

Where are we going to attack first?

Will I be successful without cheating?

Tune in next time for the answers of most of these questions!

 

[sir q]

Don't be jealous of the HRE because it's great. Brandenburg is interesting, I think you're turning the tables on what the AI expects, Austria will never rule Europe now =(

All the medieval kings wanted to be the second coming of Charlemagne, though. Germany. Hahahaha, you kids and your republics.

*is the holy roman empire* nom nom nom *eats up prussia and brandenburg*

 

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Don't be jealous of the HRE because it's great. Brandenburg is interesting, I think you're turning the tables on what the AI expects, Austria will never rule Europe now =(

All the medieval kings wanted to be the second coming of Charlemagne, though. Germany. Hahahaha, you kids and your republics.

*is the holy roman empire* nom nom nom *eats up prussia and brandenburg*

the HRE is too easy, and it's not really a challenge.

 

[Fibur]

I sincerely hope the Ottos don't inherit GH. If so, Europe is definitely screwed...